Recent grad, internship didn't lead to a jobbo :(
I don't want to defer paying my loans, so I decided to eat cheap as fuck.
Had a $20 giftcard to Amazon, bought a fuck ton of various Campbells Chunky soups and have a big bag of brown rice.
What can I do to ease the pain of poverty and jazz up this peasant food?
ANOTHER FAGGOT STRIVER POOR DESTROYED BY STUDENT LOANS
I'm about to start my first full-time office job. I did some internships, and I've noticed that I have a strong urge to snack continously when sitting behind a desk. During those internships I mostly ate crap junkfood that was at hand. However, I want to try so better things now that it will be a full time job.
Too drunk to do this properly. In addition to the OP:
I've tried some standard snacks, like:
>carrots
>selery
>sliced bellpepper
>the usual fruit
So, what does /ck/ snack on during work hours? Let us wagecucks help each other
>being that guy who eats vegetables at work
Don't be that guy.
>>9101166
I don't eat at work and I don't shit at work. If I catch an hour break, I'll go out to eat somewhere that isn't fast food, or I pack a lunch I cooked myself.
OP just don't be a punk bitch.
How do I fry potatoes and onions when crowding them together in the pan causes them to get too moist and steam?
Don't crowd them.
>>9101168
But I want lots of them.
>>9101144
Saute onions first
Microwave potatoes
Dice potaoes
Add to pan with oil
Done
>Add 3lbs of cheddar cheese
>Tasty
Hey /ck/
I fried some burgers the other day and I can't get the fried burger stank out of my kitchen.
I cleaned all the worktops, the floor the wall behind the stove, the stove, all the pans etc.
This burger stank is very persistent.
>>9100767
open a window
>>9100776
left it open all weekend.
Just got back from work and the kitchen still has burger stank
>>9100767
you probably got the grease coating the inside of your stove top exhaust or on your ceiling. next time use a flat sieve to cover your fry pan to catch the majority of that crap
I just made this pizza and it's the best homemade pizza I've had in my life. It's about 90% as good as proper neapolitans I've had in the city. And made 100% on the stove without as much as turning on the oven.
AMA
>>9100639
Yeah sure. How'd you brown the top of the dough with only a stove?
>>9100639
Eating an entire tomato in one bite could not be pleasant
Should have sliced them and arranged them in a uniform and even fashion , and whats with the whole bread bowl thing? Why not have an even level of cheese covering the entire thing instead of having a huge glump of it pooling in the middle
>>9100668
Dough on a searing hot cast iron pan long enough for the bottom to crisp up but not brown. Flip. Wait for the top to crisp. Hang it out the side of the pan directly on to the flame. Flip it back and lower the flame. Pun on the sauce and cheese and cover the pan. Whole thing takes like 5 minutes.
>>9100678
Those are cherry tomatoes and the pizza was hilariously small, the plate is normal sized. It was made from leftover dough which is why I wanted to experiment.
is it true that food tastes better if you're eating it with someone?
I wouldn't know.
no because you're desperate to eat your share so that they don't eat it
You can overlook the flaws because you're distracted with good company.
Do steak and potato belong on a pizza?
>>9100213
only cheese and leaves belong on a pizza, pleb.
>>9100220
>only cheese and leaves
>clearly has a tomato based sauce as well
You played yourself.
>>9100224
sauce is not a topping
My girlfriend has clinical depression and for the past few months she was doing well but she has regressed in the past 3 weeks and now she's really depressed again. I want to cook her a nice meal that could maybe help lift her spirits. What kind of food/ingredients can help combat depression, if any.
>>9100144
A bullet fired from a gun
>>9100144
Don't do this. Encouraging someone who is depressed to seek solace in food will just turn them into a fatty, which will end up making them more depressed when every look in the mirror trashes their self-esteem.
I need some energy once a week for 4 1/2 hours. Let me repeat. ONCE A WEEK. What would be the most efficient source of energy for that specific need.
>>9099716
Peanut butter and some light calisthenics.
>>9099716
just do some pushups or runnin on the spot or somethin get ur blood goin thatll give u a boost
>>9099716
a single dose of ritalin, either that or just down some coffee and have some food.
>This is what Americans actually eat
No wonder why they are so sick.
inb4 some retarded brainwashed moron says all of it is safe and healthy
what actually is this
>>9099393
>bread, meat, and spices
I don't see what's wrong with that
Hi I'm lasagne, chips and salad and I'm the best meal in the world. AMA!
I think you meant lasagna and french fries. Nice try, idiot.
>>9099004
>not cutting through the heaviness of the lasagne with a nice vinaigrette salad
Oh American Autist, you're incorrigible.
>>9098999
>spaghetti flavored cake
Get that shit outa here!
Everything about it is just so much better than the rest, and I haven't seen many arguements otherwise on here.
Also the Twitter Account is full of cheeky shitposting.
>>9098543
For me, it's the McChicken, the greatest fast food sandwich.
The baconator gives me a disappointingly weak maillard reaction.
The Dave's double is unironically the best fast food I've ever had.
what the fuck is risotto
i literally never even heard of it til this show and literally every fucking person orders it
Some sort of grain that is apparently impossible to cook.
>>9097727
Nice filling dish which is simple to make but takes a lifetime to master. One of those things that "nobody makes like grandma."
Rice that you spend 20 minutes stirring on the stove, adding stock a little at a time.
How do I cook beef liver?
>>9097544
Very slowly.
Step 1: Put it in the trash
Step 2: Done
Pan fried with shallots
My double bacon cheeseburger. Two beef patties, cheese then bacon on both, cheese on top of the bacon on the one to be the bottom one, put the other one on top of the bottom one after the cheese melts, bun and ketchup, came out amazing.
>>9097460
That's a weird fucking plate dude.
I hope you can pay the electric bill soon.
>>9097460
looks bad, but it probably tasted good
5/10