who is the original meme chef?
they're all shit
Escoffier.
who the fuck is the guy in between Ramsey and Oliver
what percentage of /ck/ understands how much of a threat to society's health salt is? what percentage of /ck/ knows it's much bigger of a threat than sugar, sodas, tobacco, alcohol or drugs?
i'd say it's less than 3%
Literally who the fuck cares? I'd rather take 15 years off my life and have salt than give that shit up. I fucking wish I was dead already, considering taking up smoking to kill myself faster.
>>9105084
How does /ck/ prepare their salty dishes and why is OP a faggot?
>>9105084
salt is only an issue because most people don't drink enough water
cheese > sweet desserts
>>9104400
No cheese in that pic, anon.
>>9104405
Yes there is. It clearly says cheese. They wouldn't lie.
>>9104411
Sup ck a 5 guys just opened up in my meme town.
how do they compare to checkers and in and out.
How do people not kill themselves in Bakersfield? Most depressing place I've ever been, makes Fresno look like a fucking luxury resort town
>>9104402
bakersfield is a really spread out town so the parts people see by the I5 or 99 seem really shitty but there are nice upper class neighborhoods where people live because of the lower housing prices
Home of KoRn? Better eat some KoRn dogs there
Where my chili doggers at? I'm talking about us, who love nothing more than a good chili dog. Burrito sir? Nah. Hamburger sir? Nah. Slice of pizza sir? Nah. Hot dog sir? Nah. ...Chili dog, sir? Yessir!
>>9099320
Theres this old woman who cooks and sells food outside her car on friday/saturday nights outside my local college bar. Best chili dogs in america 100%. Charcoal grilled, and after the dog/chili/onion is in the bun she puts the whole thing back on the grill for a few mins
>>9099320
Are chili dogs halal?
why no one help her
It's still salvageable. Just cut the little piece touching the floor
I'm happy my thread turned out ok.
If I could, I would eat only this.
But, is it healthy or bad? How much can you eat it in one day? Do you have a recipe for homemade peanut butter?
This shit is disgusting. No wonder only americans eat it.
Peanut butter is extremely calorie dense (small packets of it are used to prevent people from starving to death), so while you could theoretically use it as your only source of food, you would most likely end up overeating it. I also think that you would be nutritionally deficient, but I'm not sure about that since I don't feel like going and doing research for you.
>>9106529
I'm not American.
>If you are craving a cake eat an apple instead
>>9106368
How fat do you have to be to crave an entire cake?
>>9106368
Pussy.
>>9106373
How is a goddamn apple in any way an alternate to fucking chocolate?
Is this the most overrated shit?
Since when did KFC start making popcorn?
I thoroughly enjoy plain airpopped corn. I get the big jugs of yellow kernels from Costco and finish them before they expire. Got some multicolored stuff at the farmer's market Sunday, after the pride parade.
>>9106290
People would have to rate it highly for it to be overrated.
I've never heard anyone say anything more intense than "I like popcorn when I watch movies" over regular popcorn.
>be me
>19
>at outback steakhouse with my family
>decide to order a steak
>entire family orders their steaks well done with a side of ketchup
>fuckingcasuals.tiff
>the waiter looks pissed at their shit taste in steak
>sigh "anon what do you want?
>I grin
>"I'll have a steak"
>sigh... well done? she cuts me off
>"... medium rare, with a side of ranch"
>waiter throws out a sigh of relief and basicalily congrats me for not having shit taste
>even the people sitting near us were congratulating me
>my family looks uncomfortable
>cryingragingwojak.jpg'ing over my superior tastes
>the chef comes out
>"anon you have superior taste in steak. you can eat here free for a year"
>fuckyeah.png
And here I am, going to an Outback Steakhouse an hour away from me for free every day... Post your restaurant stories
>>9106175
What brought you to the point where you have to lie to strangers on the internet to feel good about yourself?
I pity you.
I'm proud of you.
>>9106175
>mfw when somebody comes on here to write autobiographical fan fiction about their shitty life
>mfw side of ranch
Made some avocado fudge with the hubby :3c
Scrumptious!
>>9105895
>avocado fudge
Sounds heinous.
>>9105895
sounds like a waste desu
>>9105895
Jeasus that's some memetastic shit right there
ITT: Foods that cannot be explained
>>9105660
Walden Farms is the Auschwitz of food companies. Their chocolate sauce tastes like how a beheading probably feels.
>>9105660
where to buy
Just finishing my plate of spaghetti with butter and a little chili powder, the moon is shining in the night and fresh air laps at my legs. AMA.
>>9105652
Have you ever been sky diving?
>>9105652
>the moon is shining in the night and fresh air laps at my legs
the fuck is you at
Would you care for a pickle?
>>9105625
No thanks.
>>9105625
That seems unsanitary.
>>9105630
meh, the brine will kill most of the snot and feces little kids and poor people get in there
>tfw italian and hate tomatoes
>tfw american and hate burgers
tomatoes aren't even italian, they are from the new world.
>>9105478
>not liking tomatoes
remove yourself from the gene pool, faggot, you're obviously weak and inferior
were you like raped by your uncle as a child? did he rape you by the windowsill, you looking out at the tomatoes in your garden while he diddled you and now the thought of tomatoes makes you ill?