Are there any movies, shows, comics, books or any other piece of fiction that /ck/ enjoys?
How would a food related story work for you people?
well I'm playing Skyrim right now and its making me want to try mead
>>9409245
Mead is fucking delicious
Imagine honey wine.
t. nord
>>9409251
wine? really
I imagined it as like some kind of beer with honey in it
where would I even get mead? is it expensive
>Order iced coffee
>the cup is like 50% ice
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
Also, food pet peeves thread I guess.
What if the ice cubes were made of coffee.
>>9409159
what if coffee is made of ice?
>>9409159
starbucks has this
I bought myself a wok but apparently you can't wash them normally as its all rusty.
What am is supposed to do and what is this seasoning shit?
>>9408737
Scrub the rust off and season it.
>>9408761
What oil do I use? All websites just say "oil" which is fucking useless.
>>9408737
Put it on high heat for like an hour until all the coating wears off. Let it cool, scrub it in the sink then heat it up with some vegetable oil for 10 mins or so. Wash again. Wala
No joking, that's what the ching chongs at the shop told me when I bought my wok about 3 years ago.
Redpill my boipussi on sardines, i hear they're great. Yesterday i got a tin in tomato sauce, flaked it up in a bowl, added homemade oliveoil mayo, a chopped chilli salt & pepper and 5 drops of tobasco. Had it on a bed of lettuce and spinach.
It didn't taste too fishy at all. Am i doing it right?
Posting to fit too because i first heard about sardines on mind pump, a fitness podcast.
If anything you dressed it too much. I eat them in mustard sauce on saltines.
>>9408065
Do you get the tomato ones? What's a mustard sauce?
I can only find tomato or sunflower oil ones, so need to get the tomato ones
:(
Did you ever impress a girl with your cooking abilities?
>>9408024
If you need to impress a chick with anything besides the size of your dick you're a cuck
>>9408028
>he doesn't make a woman orgasm with his cooking
>>9408024
Yeah all the time. Girls are fickle though, sometime they want fancy shit and sometimes they want comfort food...you gotta read the play and know the situation. I just like making people happy with food.
Should I go to In N Out?
What should I get ??
>>9407783
Double double.
>>9407783
Yes. Double double animal style animal style fries and a Neapolitan shake. Go kid go!
Animal fries.
Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrfXGtMWNXU
disgusting
>meat and vegetable
noooo stop dont enjoy this i wont allow it unacceptable etc
>>9407702
look motherfucker, i love meat and vegetables as much as the next anon but these "subs" are a fucking travesty like imagine biting into one of these
>my dad gets some "free range eggs"
>literally some guy with chickens in his garden, eggs are covered in shit and feathers
>apparently they are much nicer than normal eggs, huge yolk inside and great flavour
>I poach one in boiling water since its healthier than frying it according to mom
>in the water for 1 minute
>tastes like nothing special
>next day, salmonella
>every hour I have explosive shits that smell worse than a dead body and cant leave the house
Dont fall for the organic meme
>>9405987
Did you eat the shell too?
>>9405995
Some shell might have gotten in
>>9405987
You're supposed to wipe the shit off with a dry towel. (Don't use water it will make the shell more permeable) there's also no way the egg gave you salmonella if you cooked it in boiling water. That's hotter than pasteurization temps. What you ate most recently is almost never the culprit if food poisoning.
I'm sure all of us absolutely hate wasting food. And I'm also sure many of us did that more than once.
What's your worst(or just bad) story of wasting food, and how did you manage to fuck up so badly?
For example I just wasted 1kg of lovely pork belly ribs because I kept going out drinking for the past few days and eating out, completely foretting about the meat.
Pic not mine but related.
I don't give a shit about 'wasted' food and I don't much care for your assumption that I do.
>>9405159
Few days in the fridge still OK... Make stock or something.
>The last thing you ate you have to eat forever
How fucked are you /ck/? Pic related for me, I'd give my self a week before suicide.
>>9404314
>7/11 taquitos
mmmmm
Roastbeef, yay!
>>9404314
I'm gonna shit myself to death, pic related.
what meal made you feel like this?
>>9393710
Your mums cunt
Found this at my local Whole Foods. Tastes exactly like the chocolate brioche my grandma made.
Nothing, I had a terrible childhood. The only thing that gives me happy feelings is nivea sunscreen, when I was in spain a cute 30~ woman rubbed my entire body with it so I wouldn't get burned.
No cheese thread? I'm honestly dissapointed /cock/.
I'm planning on going to Murray's in Manhattan to pick up an epoisses. You guys have any advice on them in particular? I've read washed-rind cheeses deteriorate quickest and that in general the softer the cheese the faster it goes bad. I'm looking at a 2 hour commute by public transit in humid 80s. I can bring ice packs and a lunchbox and pick up my cheese right before I head home.
Do you guys think they'll let me sample an eppoisses to avoid carrying an opened one home? And I'd appreciate any recommendations for sampling I should try. My favorite cheeses so far are strong like truffle injected and blue.
PLEASE respond
I'm also interested in wine and fruit pairings.
Do I have to be concerned about nuts in cheese? I have a non-lethal allergy to all nuts.
forgot pic
check out this new sip I just bought. post your fav sip ITT
>>9386768
You should shove that energy drink can up your ass Rupert
MOOOODDDDSSSS
gettin dickered and cookin food things, pop a squat and lets frig shit up!
this thread is for anyone to post a cook-along, bake-along, drink-along, pickle-along or OC food/drink pics, post your meals or what ever if you dont want to make or use another thread
last thread >>9312419
>struggle edition
so the grocery stores around here dont have a very nice selection at the moment so im making due with whats convenient
>very rare Dracula patti
>>9367053
You have your kitty its very own kitchen table mat?
>>9367053
hey man, ive probably missed it, but how many beers do you kill during your cooking sessions? Just out of curiosity, no malice.
Hey /ck/, whats some good cheap seasoning to throw on some fish before cooking it in a pan with a bit of olive oil and squirting some lime/lemmon oonce its on the plate?
Kinda getting bored of Salt and Pepper.
Dill
>>9414052
uh, I hate dill, how about italian seasoning?
or some oregano?
>>9414062
Some good ol fashioned penis then?