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>>9124045
/fly over general/

i don't think you quite understand how cheese works

That shit is nothing like """real""" Parmesan, but I use it anyway because it's cheap.

Turn the heat down, idiot

>>9124022
Don't make thick patties. Form wide, thin patties. Medium-high heat to start, sear one side for a minute or two (eye ball it, use judgment based on how thick the patty is), flip to the other side, turn the heat down to medium and finish cooking for another couple of minutes. This will yield a diner-style size patty with crispy seared outside, fully cooked inside.

>>9124034
>>9124034
I thought it was heat up, heat less
And don't forget that resting is part of the cooking process because
>
muh residual heat

If you are grilling anything besides BBQ chicken, hamburgers, or hot dogs you are not American.

If you are eating any sides besides potato salad and baked beans you are not American.

If you are eating any vegetables besides corn you are not American.

>>9123996
You mean ameri/ck/ucks
Fuck you

Not Dogs, Tofurkey burgers, and Facon

>europoor

>>9123963
it's not about "authentic", it's about "not disgusting"

>>9123919
the average burger arent stupid enough to spend 40 dollars on expensive seasoned wood fuel each time they use a wood fired oven just so then you can have overrated "authentic" pizza. American pizzas are less stressful to make, nutritious and cheaper. I don't want to spend half a day tending to a woodfired pizza oven either just so then I could make burnt sauce on a flatbread

it'll make a turd

>>9123697
Your comma is unnecessary there.

>>9123697
It looks good, but that plate is gay

is green cool ranch?

all tamales matter

I was so fucking hearbroken when I had a tamale for the first time and found out the "puff pastry" on the outside was corn husks and you can't eat them and they're soggy and mushy and disgusting. I was expecting something like a sausage roll, something crispy and crunchy with delicious meat and sauce inside. Tamales are basically stuffed cornbread in a disgusting wet leaf wrapper. Fuck you.

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>>9123415
Totally agree. There is no excuse to use this. Pic related is another shitty cook purchase.

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>people who flip the knife over when scraping stuff off of their cutting boards so as not to "dull the blade"

>>9123476
I just did this a few minutes ago.

>>9123332
there is an alch thread alredy anon.

>>9123337
this
look for al/ck/ in the catalog
>>9123332
from one to another, this behavior is ruinous
Hemingway's Nick had it right
"He says opening bottles is what makes drunkards."
Never open a bottle and you'll be ok! Hemingway killed himself, lel.

>>9123337
Are you illiterate? What I'm saying is why drink at all ever unless you aim to get drunk? If you're not going to get drunk it's pretty much pointless as you're only handicapping yourself without being able to have much fun doing so but you also incur the negative health associations and I've noticed that people who have "one or two" drinks tend to drink a lot more often than those who will refuse unless they deem it's been an appropriate amount of time since the last time.

>gifted cambell's soup
Donate them to the local food pantry and tell whoever considers this a gift to fuck off.

>>9123321
get some cans of sprite and put them on the bottom shelf of your pantry together.

If you get sick whip out a sprite and some chicken noodle, you will feel better, but only if

mash up half a pack of ritz crackers to crumbs and mix them into it and make chicken mash.

Louche?

Spike?

Mead?

>>9122787
and that's why nobody respects you, your judgment can't be trusted, and your friends think of less of you as each year passes

>>9122787
If you tried to do this at parties or for a large crowd, people would think you were either dirt poor, a total cheapskate, and/or very ill-prepared.

I butterfly hotdogs, pan fry, them slap it in a hamburger bun.

>Half loaf of bread stuffed with
>All the meats we had in the fridge
>A bunch of jalapenos
>A shit load of ranch
>Salt
>Pepper

>>9122279
>hated tomatoes as a kid
>dad tries to get me to eat this sun dried tomato dish
>I see it has tomatoes in it, so I reject it
>he says they're not tomatoes
>they're "Australian Sun Fruit"
>I eat it up and love it

>>9122279
I didn't eat very weird things when I was a kid, but my dad did when he was drunk. He'd come back to his apartment at 11:30 P.M. on a Saturday night, I was watching cartoons and playing Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow. He'd go to the kitchen and make this weird concoction of a pan-fried hot dog, black olives, refried beans, melted cheddar, salsa, Tabasco, and sour cream on a flour tortilla. He'd make 2 of them, hazily watch the cartoons and talk to me for a bit, then go pass out in his room. Next month, he will have been sober for 10 years, so that's good, too bad I'm an alcoholic now.

>>9121922
it's okay

>>9121922
I like a dried belgian waffle crumb crust on my chicken with a terragon dashi gravy to top it but that's the closest I get to chicken and waffles to be honest

>>9121922
It's actually pretty good. I found a place that served the fried chicken with cornbread jalapeno waffles and it was really good.

Do they serve good bread with it?

Look at this fucking nerd

>>9121630
(Shitty) opinion noted. Thank you for your blog!

>>9121412
>tfw no girl has ever made me food

i- its ok guys, i dont need anyone but the beats anyways. Maybe ill make a placement and move out before im 23...

or maybe ill get my first girlfriend.


or maybe ill rot away.

>>9121464
>mfw my gf can't cook so I cook for her rather than vice versa
>she doesn't like vegetables and is very picky about the texture of foods

What do /ck/

How can I cook with no vegetables? I'm not just talking about like brocolli or cauliflower, she hates things like garlic, onions, tomatos, etc.

>>9121412
Those look delicious. Can you post a pic of your gf's tits?