How do you make the best possible burger? Should i marinate it?
onions
>>9132731
hmm interesting
>>9132688
paprika
Living by myself, whats the best, cheapish meals I can make on a consistent basis? [spoiler]i like meat in my food[/spoiler]
>>9131825
pork butts are like 2 bucks a pound in my area. smoke em, bake em, slow cook em or pressure cook em. they last about a week and are great mixed with beans.
country ribs and green beans
chili can be pretty cheap if you do it right
dark meat chicken is cheap and bbq thighs are killer.
rice and 40's (I use to keep the exact change for a 40 and a thing of rice from the Japanese place and liquor store across from my house while in college...im not proud of it but w/e)
>>9131825
Stews and soups are cheap
Curry is also pretty cheap
Small or left over amounts of meat are good in fried rice.
Crock pots my nigga, You can put pretty much anything in it and make a stew thats amazing. Only bad thing is it takes around 8 hours.
Back in the day I would get 2 cans of cambells "cream of mushroom" and then get carrots, the cheapest boneless meat I could find (like pork butt that the dude mentioned above but theres a couple alternatives that I cant think of now) potatoes, onions and some oregano maybe a little bit of that cheap pre shredded garlic and salt and pepper. I still make this sometimes today just with diffrent meat since I can afford it.
But you can put pretty much any combination of things in a crock pot and its great. Just make it before you go to work and you get home and have an awesome meal waiting for you.
Also a big crock pot is way better since you usually cant eat it all, you get left overs for at least 2 or 3 days.
We are all in agreement that this is truly the best flavor right?
>>9131531
Yes.
I hate regular mountain dew but I always get Baja blast.
It's close to, but not the best.
>>9131537
I think Mountain Dew generally sucks, but when they get it right they get it right.
Which for me, means Baja Blast (the best), Live Wire, and Gamer Fuel
>slice up some pieces of fish
>place them on top of little gobs of rice
>considered a "chef"
why is this allowed?
>>9130853
Because if a white man did it he'd be called a bigot and fired immediately from his job. Especially if that white man was straight, and christian. Basically we have to pretend this old geezer is the same as inventing space flight and penicillin because I should feel bad for being born. Sushi is literally tumblr: the food.
wa la
>>9130853
you forgot the tiny bit of wasabi and the brush of soy sauce on top
What is the best store-bought ice cream? I bought this for like $9 at Safeway, and it's not that great.
you got memed on by some hippies
>>9130177
I like Talenti, although technically it's gelato.
>>9130177
>locust bean gum
what the fuck?
thoughts on halal guys? i've been eating there exclusively for two months now and still didn't get sick of it.
It's not very good. I do respect them for tricking dumb teenagers into thinking it was a "destination" and promoting halal. Also anything is better than dirty water dogs, so there's that.
Allahu akbar.
>>9129066
Its average at best, you can find better rice dish every other ME restaurant
t. Arab
4TH OF JULY FOOD THREAD. SHOW ME ALL THE FOOD YOUR MAKING TODAY.
>>9128382
Bangers and Mash
I got 6 of these kobe ribeyes. They're going to be the best steaks ever guys
>>9128398
>American Kobe
Is that a thing?
I've been to Cameroon once.
They eat rats kept in vacuum package with "pepper sauce".
You truely and fully cannot understand what "gross" means until you've tried something like that.
>>9112936
Ooo can you describe it?
I kinda want to try one of those 1000 year eggs but I'm still thinking about it, anyone with any previous experience on them?
>>9112950
At first you only have the taste of really fucking hot chili pepper, but if you have the bad idea of chewing on the meat too much, it starts to taste like dirty water (if the rat is undercooked, and no I can't believe I'm typing that either) or like straight up gas fire (if the rat is overcooked). You will get either taste as a small aftertaste once you swallow, and after that your mouth will burn from the chili for the rest of the day.
It's basically how most if not all meat you can get in the cities taste, since it's hard to get any sort of fresh meat (supply lines and transit is dogshit because the roads were few and not maintained at all) they let everything stew in hot chili sauce.
The stuff you could get in the rural areas was much better, but also came in much smaller quantities.
Except peanuts.
Holy shit, peanuts were everywhere and they were actually really fucking good. Fat as fuck, but really fucking good.
So what's the verdict on this stuff?
The verdict is that this is another fucking Soylent thread.
If you believe in meme foods this one is the worst, and doesn't belong on a board dedicated to food and cooking.
>>9134865
Get the drink, not the powder
Haven't tried any of the flavors
>be dishwasher on weekends
>cashiers and servers ask me to do their duties
>say are you going to clean my dishes
>they dislike me now
You're on the bottom of the service hierarchy, the bottom.
Nobody is lower than you, even the janitor cleaning the toilets is higher on the service hierarchy than you.
>>9134307
You can decline without being rude about it
>>9134307
Kill yourself frog faggot
*blocks your path*
*throws cayenne into your eyes*
>>9134278
*jams cayenne into pisshole*
*counters with pocket sand*
>>9134290
Hey so I'm kinda new at this cooking thing cause I went out to eat all the time mostly so I have this one eensy weensy question. So I try to cook for my wife's youngest kid and he won't eat any of that. I tried making him mac n cheese, carbonara, heck I even tried making French fries but he won't eat them. He is too darn picky! He will only eat those little microwave nuggets.
I want him to eat healthy though, what can I cook that's healthy that you think he will like?
a salad
>>9134273
Give him nuggers but make him eat something else healthier with it?
>>9134285
I tried that but he won't eat the vegetables
I serve at a Chinese restaurant and everyday I have to watch watch grown men order chicken nuggets slathered in sweet sauce. Why is "American" Chinese food so juvenile?
>A waiter talking down at anyone.
Imagine that.
Hahahaha you're a bitter wage slave.
>>9134220
Why are you so bitter and jaded that you can no longer enjoy the simple pleasures in life?
>waiter
Oh, never mind then.
why isn't ramen with spaghetti or bolognese sauce a thing? ramen noodles are a lot tastier than pasta by a long shot.
anyone who believes in tradition is holding us back and needs to be euthanized
>>9134210
Ramen noodle is designed to soak up the soup. My Italian friend will shoot me on the spot if I cook my pasta with the sauce.
>>9134225
I've done that, the spaghetti tastes so much better when it's taken out of the boiling water and cooked further with the sauce.
When did Jack In The Box become the stoner central for fast food?
When the commercials started to cater to them.
When not all taco bells and mcdonalds were 24/7
After I finished the blunt I was smoking like an hour ago