Post breakfast recipes rated on three things:
>Fast
>Healthy
>Not a fucking dinner food
Mushrooms and Spinach with eggs
>Heat some oil in a pan
>Satuee the mushrooms and spinach
>Cook the fucking eggs
>Add salt
>Eat
Take me like 5 minutes to make and it's about 300 calories with 2 eggs, so I eat some bread with it as well.
Rate my breakfast.
>>9134682
That looks like dinner to me.
i had cinnamon rolls, but i put the cinamon on before i cooked them. mfw
>>9135514
*icing
why is it considered culinary faux pas to order tendies but fish and chips is tolerated? fish and chips is pretty much sea tendies.
>>9134478
Sea tendies at least have some taste to them. Chicken breast tastes of nothing.
Call them "boneless wings" instead
>>9134515
>breasts are wings
virgin B)
what's this taste like?
>>9134249
like cheese at a lower difficulty
>>9134249
Salty slightly sweet solidifed milk with a weird smell and orange dye
>>9134260
What he said
ITT: kitchen items that trigger you
>be visiting someone's house
>see Pam
>put can in the oven when they aren't looking
>home owner preheats oven a couple days later
>owner shits bricks
Pam is a lifesaver. In case you didn't ever cook eggs, they stick to nonstick pans.
>>9134106
If you do this, you're a piece of shit and your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply
Anyone else like to drink tea like this?
>dairy in tea
>>9133927
No, i'm an adult.
>>9133927
You have 2 options with tea. Honey and a squeeze of lemon or a splash of milk and one or two sugars. That's all.
>2017
>not having one of these on the 4th of July
>>9133775
>2017
>Not cutting the stems from your strawberries
>not shaped like Old Glory
This could be for anyone's national day, except for that blueless loser Canada or those poverty countries that think orange is a flag color.
I have been melting muenster on sour dough for years. Put it on the bread and go 59 seconds on the microwave, you have a great cheese melt sandwich. Cheese melts are the best if you are in a hurry or entertaining close friends ;)
Where were you when Drake visited Flavor Town?
Lol wtf is this even
>>9133733
I'm just happy the good Lord restored his ability to walk after that gang shooting paralyzed him.
>>9133733
N.. nothin..
I went to get lunch at the pier today. I ordered smoked salmon and I was surprised when I got it because it was cold. Is this how it's supposed to be?
>>9133640
Yes. Do you seriously think you're going to be served smoked salmon right out of the smoker?
>>9133640
retard detected
>>9133640
>muh tendieeeeeeees
What do I get boys
>>9133549
>Estd. 1968
Wow, what a faggot.
>>9133549
lol I was just looking over the menu to make a joke about donkey sauce. Lo and behold, it's already on there.
Fuck me
Smokehouse burger
Brie ice cream from one of the top 50 restaurants in Italy. Would you demand they take this back and bring you an actual plate, or would you sit there like a fool and eat your one spoonful of ice cream off an intentionally broken plate?
>>9133531
I would assume that this is a loaded question, because it would be served as part of a multi-course tasting menu, along with wine and after-dinner drink pairings for each course.
>>9133531
>Brie ice cream
not sure if want
>>9133531
I'd probably never go to a place like that out of either ignorance or poorfaggotry, but I'd tell the waiter to fuck off and cancel my order if they brought that out, yes.
What does /ck/ eat when they're sick?
Campbell's Chicken Noodle, and I slather Vick's on my body afterwards.
Usually weed brownies to sleep the day away along with some nice warm chicken soup :)
>>9133518
Birria de chicken or beef. Is is a dark chili based soup. Usually fresh condiments such as cilantro, diced onion, diced radishes, cabbage, crushed pepper, lime juice, and dried herbs are added to the dish.
Does anyone else here buy fresh Carolina Reapers and cook chilis/curries with them? I like to slice them up and throw them into the Crockpot, then jack off with all of the capsaicin on my hands. The burning makes it hotter, no pun intended.
Wat
>>9133455
>>9133455
I recommend also taking the stem bit left and rubbing your anus with it.
about to go here
what should I get?
Fake olive oil, freezer burned chinese tilapia, nasty organic "health snacks" made from some grade D version of superfood-of-the-week (maca root? goji berries? algae?) that whole foods and costco opted not to buy, and maybe some terrible wine in those flimsy shatter-prone bottles loaded with arsenic
>>9133474
well I won't need to pick up any salt after the load you just dumped
>>9133436
Buy their white cheeto puffs, delicious snack without calories!
>Mouthfeel
>>9133408
>I don't feel this dish represents you as a person
>magical
I miss the show