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hope you enjoyed cooking your first meal

>>9139750
Nah, got it from a "soul food" joint where the waitress is smacking her gum and smells like old shoes. I've just never had bacon turn out like it was covered in pimples

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Nice spacing.
Fag.

>>9139710
Here's your (you).
Now go back to r/cheese

>>9139710
Kill yourself

>>9139695
East Asia; Jasmine, Japonica, short grain rice variants
South Asia; Basmati, long grain rice variants

>>9139695
For East Asian, your retail options in the US will be primarily Koshihikari (short grain, good for Japanese, more expensive) or Calrose and derivatives (includes "New Variety" and "Nishiki", medium grain, workable for Japanese while also being workable for Chinese.)
Jasmine is good for Chinese but not good for Japanese at all, so it's probably best to compromise on Calrose until you want to specialize unless you have dreams of making sushi.

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>>9139589
In my house only Dad gets to drink milk directly from the jug. I'm Dad, feelz good.

>>9139612
>cat eating bird
>clearly a leaf

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>>9139639
I'm an American you fucking turbo tard.

>>9139533
No...

If you can pull a bone and it comes right off, that's some tender ass meat. You're retarded.

>>9139540
They said on the BBQ pitmasters that it should have a little tug and come off in a clean bite

>>9139533
It depends on the meat. The bone in a pork shoulder should come out clean, but ribs should be like biting into a tender piece of steak.

>>9139532
Good steak and shave to (almost) total baldiness.
t. have more hair on chest than on head

>>9139532
Jello

Foods high in biotin

>>9139449
STROGANOFF
It's fine as it is, although less milk would be nice.
Cheeseburger Macaroni is a scam. Just get a box of Kraft mac and cheese and mix beef or hotdogs into it.

>>9139449
I usually look on the back of the box for the "Add your own twist" and follow it to the letter. I have yet to be disappointed!

>>9139472
>t. doesn't know that crunchy taco is the best

>>9139449
http://www.daringgourmet.com/homemade-hamburger-helper-cheeseburger-macaroni/

Better

>>9139448
Probably the oven, on cookie sheets.

I add mine to a cold pan and allow it to cook using a medium-low heat in its own fat, and take it out when there's a little bit of color on each side. As the pan heats up, the fat renders, but it's not really messy, and gives me bacon that's cooked, but still soft, and not too crispy.

>>9139448
just microwave it

>>9139448
deep fry with some ice cubes to stop it from curling up

>>9139420
no

You know those "pork product rib shaped patties" you can get in the frozen aisle?
Its like that but with better sauce.

>>9139420
Never had one myself.
I imagine they're probably equal to or barely higher quality than school rib patties or frozen store bought rib patties.

>>9139402
>WHY DIDN'T SOMEBODY WARN ME?!?!?

Never heard anyone say "eat a balanced diet" before, anon?

>>9139402
>Populations who have had a primarily vegetarian diet for generations were found to be far more likely to carry DNA which makes them susceptible to inflammation.
>Scientists in the US believe that the mutation occured to make it easier for vegetarians to absorb essential fatty acids from plants.
>But it has the knock-on effect of boosting the production of arachidonic acid, which is linked to inflammatory disease and cancer. When coupled with a diet high in vegetable oils - such as sunflower oil - the mutated gene quickly turns fatty acids into dangerous arachidonic acid.

But my Vegan Bro Scientist keeps telling me vegetarians are supposed to fight cancer???
not cause it!?!?!?

>>9139402
>Long term vegetarianism can lead to genetic mutations which raise the risk of heart disease and cancer, scientists have found.

Interesting...

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>>9139244
mfw 2 much spunk

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>>9139233
I don't fucking know what you want to eat. Although I would recommend a deliciously refreshing oliet Bangs™ with thyme.

>>9139233
Kung pow chicken is a classic, or sesame chicken if you want something sweet. Always get crab Rangoon.

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>>9139233
The poo poo platter is always a fabulous choice.

>>9139203
are you drinking it on an empty stomach?
Eat before you drink tea or you'll get tea drunk

>>9139203
Put an anchovy in it

>>9139203
tannins maybe? i get the same, i can chug coffee or liquor all i want but a cup of black tea can easily upset my stomach.