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Scrambled, just about like in that photo

>>9156486
Dry scrambled eggs are shit.

microwaved

>>9156419
>handsome
That guy looks like a thumb.

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>>9156434
Fuck you.

>>9156434
t. numale

Whitefish, sweet/spicy citrus glaze, maybe some pico de gallo

Bistec, cabeza, lengua

My wife and I lived in Austin for a couple years so we love tacos. Here are our favorites:

>Trailer Park
Homemade chicken tendies, pico de gallo, green chiles, queso (can just melt cheese if you don't want to make queso)

>BBQ
smoked pork shoulder, caramelized onions, hot salsa verde (pineapple is another good optional topping)

>fish
grilled tilapia, red cabbage slaw, fresh jalapenos, chipotle ejaculate

and always limes on the side

Plastic wrap. It was the traditional way dating to 1700's france.

>>9156398

>Plastic wrap
>1700's

huh

>>9156384
I use a cloth unless it im putting in the refrigerator for a long time. I use plastic to keep it from drying out in that case. I cant really think why it would matter one way or the other desu

>>9156326
I buy them. The only thing I use them for is making god-tier beef stock, which then goes into soups, stews, and sauces.

>mercado
jajajajaja
sopa de mono, una delicia

beef spelt backwards is feet #whoa

Never had that happen. I have occasionally forgotten I had handled peppers without washing my hands and then touched my eye or crotch.

>>9155934
once you're used to it it can be a pleasant feeling to forget and pick your nose with pepper fingers

>>9155934
>be 15 year old me
>mom is out of the house and I've managed to get my girlfriend to come over
>gonna impress her with some tacos then berry my dick in dat ass
>cut up fresh jale for the sprinkling on the tacos
>eat that
>return to bedroom to fuck like disgusting pigs
>give her the savory finger
>give her the benis
>she starts complaining about burning sensation
>realize what' I've done
>burning sensation is getting worse
>she says I have to stop so she can wash out her cooter
>she goes to wash out cooter
>I'm still horny as fuck and about to get blue balls
>start beating off
>oh god what have I done
>dickhole burning
>we end up spending most of the night cleaning out our orifaces
>tfw she gave me a blowey joey later for my trouble anyway
>tfw she said the burning sensation actually felt kinda good until it started to hurt like a motherfucker

>>9155524
I like their regular cola variety, very satisfying

Their dandelion and burdock is excellent

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>>9155524
Their ginger beer tastes exactly like pic, which is cheaper and you get more in the can.

That said, I'd like to try the other flavours.

is your girlfriend's mom's husband going to stand there and watch while you boil an egg

>>9155314
It's a large kitchen opened up to the living room. I want a boiled egg and if I fuck this up I look like a retard. He's already not fond of me.

I know one of you fuckers knows the ancient secret of boiling eggs. Fuckin help out here.

>>9155308
>American "cuisine"

>capitalism in charge of feeding the American poor

TOP KEK

>>9155308
No, cause I'm not a nigger.

Pretty jealous. How are you eating like that on a workday?

Eating living erectile dysfunction causing creatures in 2017....

>>9152006
Looks like the bottom of a dumpster. Enjoy eating your insects. I'd rather starve.

>>9121873
the mcdouble and mcchicken, no meme

definitely my guilty pleasure

fucking fagots
>The Beer That Made Milwaukee Famous

>>9117279
popcorn shrimp

Chicken nugget oratolan mixed with dopamine.

Skrimps

I've always wanted to eat at the Hayburger

If you put a pickle anywhere near my burger I'll fucking kill you

What's the best cheese to use on burgers ?

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>>9157950
I always order mine with extra pickle, come at me

I used to think bread and butters were a little too sweet, but they're starting to grow on me

Anyone with ~2 hours a week to spare and a modicum of intelligence could achieve the same effect by researching recipes themselves and meal planning, except for significantly cheeper. hell, you could even get the groceries delivered and not bother going to the store.

Really no reason to do this besides the combo of rich+lazy

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>>9157724
>cheeper

>>9157724
It's really not that expensive for what you get. If you tried to make the same dishes you would spend much more on ingredients just because what you get is portioned out instead of you buying a jar of olives or whatever else you need.

>Really no reason to do this besides the combo of rich+lazy
yes it's nice having a rich roommate though

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>recipe says stir occasionally
>stir frequently

D E V I L I S H

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>recipe calls for a pinch of salt
>i add a dash

Lock me up I've gone mad!

>>9157616
>recipe says season to taste
>I serve it without tasting first