RETARD ALERT
Hey guys Ive seen resteraunts serve shit like this before where its basically a whole fucking fish.
How do you eat this? Is there some basic etiquette about it?The scales too?
Suck meat through anus.
it should be scaled already, you can eat the skin, some people don't like it, not a real faux pas to not eat it most of the time. Other than that just don't eat the bones, and the best meat is in the cheek
>>9414622
Thanks for actual reply based anon.
Do you mean the piece of meet in front of the gill when you say cheek?
Adventurous burger here.
Im about to try it.
>>9414494
8/10
Needs more salt.
Put a slice of REAL cheese on the toast and then put the beans on top, the cheese gets all nice and melty. A poached egg and some cracked pepper will take it to another level.
>buy a chocolate bar
>contains two servings
Who the fuck eats half a chocolate bar?
No one does, the candy companies just want to say their product isn't "bad for you."
I eat a single square sometimes. Only fat poor people eat whole bars of chocolate.
>>9412855
Chocolate bar or candy bar? I can stretch a bar of chocolate for a while.
>Being fat
>Not understanding that you can lose weight by eating food that is as tasty
Seriously, why?
>>9408225
The guy on the left is not even obese.
>>9408225
Would an all for me diet work?
>>9408240
That's why he's tryig to catch up with his friends, duh
Red pill me on chick peas. Secret superfood?
Chick peas are terrible for you.
Garbanzos are way better.
Hijacking thread.
What's an easy recipe to try chickpeas for the first time?
>>9422842
Hummus
This movie opened my eyes. I'm never eating at McDonald's again.
>>9421046
Checkmate.
>>9421046
McDonald's is bad, but this movie presented it in the wrong way.
can we get a food porn thread?
>>9419990
Stop calling everything porn you Facebook user
>>9419990
Ate dinner a Noma over the summer, please try not to be too jealous
>>9419990
why does everything have to be sex
What are some good raw vegan recipes?
Have you tried new Diet Air?
>>9419947
Stick to desserts. I like raw vegan food as it's made in California because it's basically Mediterranean in favoring but I have no problem stating they would in many cases be better when cooked.
Carrots and ranch
Any /Deer Meat For Dinner/ fans out here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH16HbgHikM&t=24s
Dude's living the dream
I would eat his girls ass
>>9419349
I like venison. I haven't had it in years tho.
>>9419378
same
What is your ANGRIEST cooking memory /ck/?
For me, it's literally any time I try to fucking flatten some pizza dough. I just can't fucking do it. I buy some at the store, I take it home, and I try some flour and a rolling pin but every time, without exception, it just doesn't fucking work. At best I'll flatten it out to the perfect round shape only for it to return EXACTLY into a fucking thick as shit heap perfect for becoming chewy bullshit. If there's a secret or something to getting it to stay fucking flat, I haven't seen it.
>>9418265
Magnets
I'm sure I have a bunch, but the only thing I can remember off the top of my head...
>making jambalaya
>made it tons of times, one of my signature dishes
>everything is coming together perfectly
>seasoned so well
>gonna splash a bit of worcestershire sauce on top to add some savoriness
>grab bottle out of fridge, unscrew lid and shake some into pot
>expecting a few drops of liquid due to that little plastic restrictor
>thick brown goop pours out and coats everything
>i had grabbed hoisin sauce accidentally
>half a cup of hoisin sauce doesnt pair well with jambalaya
>>9418265
Let it come to room temp first.
as for angry food memory
I had a bowel resection in '02. was in the hospital 2 1/2 weeks with out food. thought I was going insane, every thought was of food. wrote out what I would eat for the next two weeks, wrote 25+ rice krispie treat add ons. the day I left the hospital, they took my stomach pump out and the bile on the tube must of rubbed against my taste buds some how. because when I started eating, everything tasted absolutely disgusting, so bad that I didn't want to eat. I actually shed a few tears at the dinner table. it got a little better each day til the third day i was back to normal
I try not to get angry when cooking
Lets settle this once and for all. Coffee or Red Bull?
Coffee is a natural thing, Red Bull isn't.
The decision really isn't that difficult.
My bfs cummies
>Not brewing your coffee with red bull
>there is a popular food in America called Macaroni Salad
>a combination of cooked pasta and straight up mayo
>carbs and fat
>salad
"salad" is just what americans call any mix of ingredients, really
balogna salad, balogna and mayo
taco salad, beef, cheese, and sour cream
potato salad, potatoes, mustard, mayo
>>9415847
It's a side dish.
>>9415851
Potato salad is german you fucking retard.
how is it?
>>9412751
street urchins are tastier
>>9412751
>eating sea merchants
>>9412751
The show? Sometimes a little bit pretentious, but the production quality is high. Beautiful photography.
New type of chocolate?
Ruby chocolate, its distinctive flavor and color come naturally from the ruby cocoa bean.
Anyone tried this/
Oh wait...
Ruby chocolate was officially introduced at a launch event in Shanghai on Sept. 5th. products containing it probably won't make their way onto the market for at least six months.
>>9422352
people have been eating this shit for millennia
it was discovered like how every non white country was discovered
I heard about this on the radio a few weeks ago. Looks good. I'll eat the fuck out of it, where can I get some?
*blocks ur path*
*screams*
>>9422089
Can this meme just die already?
>>9422089
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes The Hurgin*
"Heh, child's play"