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>>9204299
I eat the crust bitch don't spread lies about me

>>9204299

Eating the crust is one thing, but nothing disgusts me more than people who dip their pizza, especially the butts, in ranch.

I only eat it when it's soft. Crunchy crust is awful.

>>9204073
Yes, buy ingredients, cook them, try to follow recipes, fail hard, then improve.

Wa La!

>>9204080
any starting recipes?

>>9204073
first you'll need some proper chef's shoes... those chink shit nikes won't cut it

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>he keeps his ketchup

Fridge master race here.
Cupboard? More like cuckboard lmao

>>9203987
Like the million breakfast diners that keep a bottle of ketchup on the table! Woah!

potatoes, peppers, maybe onion

>>9203805
is it hard and salami like? or is it soft like jimmy dean?

>>9203812
its soft. loose chorizo. also its pork chorizo if it makes a difference

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The only answer... is Americas oldest brewery.

>>9203352
>lager
what did he mean by this

>>9203333
What the fuck does it taste like?

I know this is bait, but

1. Just fucking sound it out, look like a dummy, and own it

2. Ask the waiter.

3. Look up the menu before you go and fucking figure it out

>>9202952
I look them in the eye while I pronounce that shit as poorly as I possibly can with a southern drawl. If there's a particularly egregious offender (ex. even the ingredients listed are in Italian) I'll ask for the chef in person to compliment his exquisite use of "Reecohtuh" cheese in the "Lessaggnuh," but I wish they'd cook the pasta a little more "Ayl Dent." I know it hurts them. I can see it in their eyes.

>>9202981
>I know it hurts them. I can see it in their eyes.

And that's how I know you've never worked in a job on the frontline with the public. When you did that, it was probably the 15th time it had happened that day. The look in their eyes is saying, "oh crap, this boring tired joke we hear 20 times a day once again."

>>9202840
You're not going to last.

Knorr

>>9202840
>Any tips for a newbie chef apprentice
Well, your picture already speaks volumes about your cooking dreams and general reality vs fantasy heroes.

Heated Air.

nice n hot

>>9202682
my brain on drugs?

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Very cheap and easy to make. Great for work lunch. Money shot

>>9202680
>>9202683
Wish it was my dinner/10.

>>9202680
>>9202683
Overcooked by my standards but looks okay.
Would eat/10

Its definitely better than burger king, but yeah its overpriced for sure

One of the few places left that still offer malted shakes; worth it for that alone.

Food is overpriced and mediocre.

>>9201571
Oh please, you didn't like the price, and you aren't a fan of the bag of fries or the griddled burger.

But, no, BK is not better. That analogy reduces the quality of your whole post.

sounds like you deserve it, you fucking faggot. kill yourself.

Why would you go to a bar if you don't want to interact with normies? That's literally the only reason to go.

How do I upvote the OP

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>>9186410
Here's the screenshot

Your little footer "NOT POLITICS RELATED" didnt work eh

Ban everyone for shitposting except me.

In fact, give me mod access. You don't even have to pay me.

>>9206622
I feel the same way about sharing fees on menus, but I understand it is only there because busy restaurants have to deal with really really really really cheap customers, such as senior citizens splitting one meal, especially a "special" whereby the eat the provided salad, buy a soup, and then split the main, squeeze free lemons into their waters using half the packets of sugar for free lemonade, and then don't tip. I think of this surcharge as sort of a nasty thing, but if you've seen what I've seen (like the old Wolfies on Miami Beach), you might understand why certain areas have shitty shit like this on their menus.

And, to top it off, there will always be some waiter or slow-thinker shift manager who doesn't understand the intention of the splitting charges, and charge parents for chopping up pieces of their steak and veggies and providing a 5 bite sampler for their literal 18mo old in the high chair.

Basically anon instead of crossing off the restaurant for life, consider their attitude/service and clientele overall. Simply don't share single dinners. If your dining companion or you isn't ordering an entree then you're not eating. If you two are dividing your shit down the middle or asking the chef to to do it, cough up your $1.50 or take home leftovers. It's not a big charge, honestly. I've seen worse. What irks me even more is some kind of food container charge for the doggie bag. If I am forced to pay for some kind of takeout charge for containers, they should look better than average.

>>9206669
I honestly don't understand your defense of this. The restaurant is getting paid the same whether I split the food or not. If it were a buffet I could understand, but if I'm paying for the food they have no right to charge me extra for giving it to someone else. The only money they're actually losing is the money they would've gotten from people like OP, who simply go somewhere else. It's just like when vidya devs complain about piracy - 99% of the people pirating games either had no intention of buying it regardless or just buy the game if they like it to support the dev. Asking for what amounts to a sharing tax is only shooting yourself in the foot.

>>9206690
>they have no right to charge me extra for giving it to someone else.

It's their restaurant, they can implement whatever dumb rules they want.

>>9205734

That's not rude.

Get a better job than FoH slavery.

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>>9205734

Haha you've been great thank you
*tips 0%*

>>9205304

Did you skin it first?

Making tacos?

>>9205314
I'm going to briefly pressure cook it, then scrape the skin off before proceeding