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Mojitos are always refreshing after a good day of housework.

ice cold beer (non american)

>>9219825
I drink rum all day

I just lol'd wondering how much I'd have to dislike or otherwise just want to fuck with someone to give them a Target Cafe gift card.
Thank you, OP.

>>9219789
Its probably just a target gift card that OP intends to use in the cafe.

>>9219789

C'mon bro

>>9219795

It's obviously this.

>>9219630
Cheese burgers, Randy.

Make little meatloaf men.

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hamburgers?

Cheese in general. The taste and general texture of most are very off putting to me outside of mozzarella or melted swiss.

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i wish i could stomach eating lunch meat because then i'd at least be able to eat at a few more chain restaurants comfortably. it just really grosses me out, i can hardly even look at somebody eating it

>>9219519 I used to stuff lunch meats down my fat face all the time, but lately I even think about it and it puts me off from eating it. I'm not some bastion of high quality cooking but damn it just never feels like a good thing to eat.

you aint gettin to heaven eatin like that, boy

>>9219298
vegan detected

At least put some fat on it.

>>9219099
>he doesnt like chocolate
What a fag.i bet you like vanilla like your father semen.

>>9219129
I see that, just like your wife, you like your snack food BLACKED.

What food is this amerifats

no bread

UPTOWN GIRL

Poop

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>>9218986
http://philosophyofyum.com/blog/2015/10/28/shiny-brownie-crust-foolproof-perfect/

>>9219293
if shiny brownie crust was sold as a separate product marked up a ridiculous amount, i would probably buy it

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>>9219428

I get a burger with their famous bun that disintegrates after 2 bites

>>9217617
Bacon cheese burger with Jalapenos, ketchup, onions, and lettuce. Regular fries and water to go with it.

Hamburger with grilled onions, grilled mushrooms, and mustard, little fries, and regular size pop.

>>9217252
when u stop dildoing ur asshole with sausages and hot dogs u fuckin fag

>>9217278
Well you got to be careful with the hot dogs because they'll break off but there's nothing wrong with a sausage fuck

>>9217294
no they dont

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The tip is still under 10% and i know youre just baiting for another pants on head retarded debate on tipping so to answer your question no, $15 is not a bad tip on a bill that's about $100. For something close to $200, make it a little closer to $25 or $30

>>9216501
She's just mad because her (((employer))) doesn't pay her minimum wage when she doesnt make enough through tips, which is somehow the customers problem. Tipping is fucking retarded.

It's not that she's a waitress that makes her rude, it's that she's a roastie whore that deserves to become the victim of an acid attack while she's walking home.

>>9216501
Yes

If you can't tip 20%, take it to go, you're literally abusing your waitress when you don't pay your fair share.
You should always tip your waitress, even if you thought the service was bad.
Complain to the restaurant, don't take it out on your waitress.

If you don't frost your brownies you're a basic bitch who is placated by entry-level baked goods

Brownies should be topped only with chopped walnuts or even better, pecans.

>>9216315
if you have to frost your brownies, theyre bad brownies

Does /ck/ not chew gum?

>>9217089
Not until there's a McChicken flavor gum

>>9216129
Orbit Peppermint

>>9215942
Yes, you do get more chlorine from swimming in a pool than you would eating chlorine washed chicken. However, if you eat chicken daily, it's probably not a great thing. A small amount of chlorine won't hurt you, but having a constant ingestion of that small amount could harm you over time.

tap water is chlorinated

sounds disgusting desu
can't you raise your chicken in a way that they stay healthy?

>>9213033
Get a load of this martsharter who can't even enjoy a proper breakfast without fear of deadly bacterias

>>9213056
i think he means its just a raw egg disguised as sunny side up

>>9213056
I think he's harping more on the fact that the underside is fucking burnt to shit and yet the yolk is somehow still runny.