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who the fuck is Jeff and why is he being bullied

>>9423884
this faggot deserved all of it

also, there is no way that dindu chick eboni was an addiction counselor.

>>9423884
i can't stand shitheads like him

how long did you knead if for? if you take a corner and stretch it, can you see through it like a window, or does it break?

Looks like you need a lot more flour and kneading.

That picture is such shit its impossible to tell. If you let it sit at room temp and in 2 hours you come back to check on it and its doubled in size you are probably fine to knock it down, fold it, let it rise once more and throw it in a 450 degree oven.

otherwise...>>9423377 is right. it looks ridiculously wet. I've seen wet doughs like that work out.. but its odd.

>>9423042
>pre-sliced

well there's your problem dildo, cut your own damn apples for a quarter of the price.

The price is high because people will buy it for a fast lunch that isn't dog food in a bag.

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>>9423042
Apples are often imported, especially if you don't live near farm country.
Coke uses cheap, trash-tier ingredients that are abundant basically everywhere.
>buying pre-sliced apples
Cucklet detected.
Try using a knife at home. 10 seconds of exertion won't do you any harm.
>something is wrong here
What's wrong is that food prices are not subsidized by the government to ensure everyone, no matter how poor, can afford fresh, nutritious food. Of course, that would cut into the food corporations/Monsanto profits. Can't have that now, can we? That's "le ebil gommunism" and "regulations on le free market". The rich are looking out for your best interests, wagecuck! Trust us. We're telling the truth this time. Trump the billionaire fatcat is totally looking out for the little guy. He promised!


Why are (((you))) putting (((parentheses))) around (((they)))?

>a bowl of pre-sliced apples is $5.00
Mock flyovers all you want, at least we can eat healthy and hearty for $1 instead of paying $9 for an avocado

Colon cleanser? It's a corn chip, anon. What the actual fuck are you on about

>>9422117
shit texture. not spicy. just taste like they were bathed in citric acid/vinegear.

>>9422117
m8 these dont cleanse anything unless you eat 2 family sized bags and by that point you deserve it anyway. Do doritos clean you out too?

>>9421901
You can't keep that up. You'll be sick of it before the end of the day.

>>9421912
It's been fine for three days. It's just boring. I miss the taste of some meat.

Balanced Diet motherfucker. Eat it.

Also exercise.

It really seems like they weren't THAT poor during the show. I'm not exactly sure how woolongs translate to dollars, but surely they could have afforded at least some variety with their food.

>>9421158
They would earn a good amount from each bounty but then they'd have to make repairs to their ships which would wipe them out, so they went through periods of poorness

>>9421158
Uh, didn't one episode revolve around them having to eat hallucinogenic mushrooms that Ed stole because they couldn't afford actual food?

Shut the fuck up

>>9419616
go away

I agree to an extent. Food-to-go was always a piece of shit. Now it's easier to see this kind of crap with internet and all the demographic growth. And people in general always liked greasy food and to be clickbaited.
Nonetheless, your post is shit and you're an autistic fuck, OP. Go back to >>>/you-know-where/.

USA brings BBQ and Bourbon

A pot of real Texas red chili and awful beer.

>>9419531
Burgerstani here, this sounds about right.

Kill yourself.

>>9417698
Order chinese food

Learn how to cook

>>9417168
I love egg

pls stop making me want to drink /ck/. It's garbage day and I just threw out my empties.

SCOTCH =/= WHISKY

God you fucking retards don't know shit about severe alcoholism

>>9415164
Accept your place in the world and stick with frozen pizza and tendies. And tater tots in ranch dressing.

buy canned pineapple instead. look cor decent every day cooking channels (asian ones are mostly decent, and tell what ingredients can act as a cheap replacement)

>What do you mean you dont have hoisin sauce and imported rice wine vinegar?

My flatmate does.

I used to do it with a friend in university in autumn, spring and winter

>>9413945
I found a jigsaw puzzle in a dumpster the other day. It looked pretty cool so I took it. Sadly, after I solved it, 2 pieces were missing. I guess that's why it was in the dumpster.

>>9427876
>still watching cable television
People actually do this?

Top Tier
>Good Eats
>Beat Bobby Flay
>Cutthroat Kitchen

Great tier
>Cooks vs. Cons
>Guy's Grocery Games

Good but played too often tier:
>Chopped

>>9427884
Sometimes when I goto the gym, they have Direct TV there so I find something to watch while my mother does the chairs. Cooking shows are great, specially good eats cause you learn shit about food. I wish there were a few more shows like it.

>>9427887
Oh shit, I didn't think about Bobby. Him, Gordan and Alton could do a cooking show together. It could be a cook off show and they are the judges.

You don't need to spend that much to heat up nuggers and tendies

who cares you're just going to use it to warm up tendies, reheat pizza, "make" campbells soup and never clean it

gas? crazy. flat electric range is best.

>>9427154
I think it's meant for egg roll ups

>>9427154
I save them for times when I forgot to buy mustard and didn't notice until I've already cooked something like baked chicken or a burger.

>>9427154
>no msg in mustard
who the FUCK would put msg in mustard?