Hello good sir I would like a diet water please. Make it an extra medium if you would
>>9219046
I would like a Sauté de Gambas au whisky and a Cassolettes de Saint-Jacques. I will take the dessert at the end, thank you my dear
>>9219046
>not ordering your diet wate neat
>>9219046
>how to identify an EOP: the thread
What does your McSite look like?
>>9218972
mexico here.
there's a creep dude that looks like a rapist.
Next level McChicken action
>>9218979
thinken bout them victims
veganfags. which one should I get?
>>9218738
Spinach and mushrooms is fantastic.
>>9218738
I prefer Amy's vegan margherita pizza personally so IDK.
>>9218738
Non you fat american fuck
make your own jesus
Does /ck/ do anything slightly out of the ordinary, but not too abnormal to question? For me it's drinking coffee only at night. I can't see any reason to drink it in the morning, and only drink it at night so I can get an extra hour or so till I fall asleep. Pic related.
i like drinking in the morning
Wraps, or food holders as I like to call them, what do you put in them?
I could tell you, but it would violate global rule #1.
my mouth?
>>9218548
hummus, spinach, tom, onion, turkey, motz, Tabasco. Everything is better in a tortilla.
hey guys don't eat too mcuh or youll die okay1
>>9218068
Ok, thanks OP. you saved muh life.
I owe you big.
>>9219573
thnaks
Can I still drink my daily gallon of Pepsi?
Which of their ice cream offerings should I get?
None and go to Yogurtland or Ben & Jerry's you fucking fag
find a flaw
>>9217942
Aside from the crust looking Digiorno-tier, I have to know what the greens are. The stem is too big to be spinach. Broccoli rabe?
>>9217950
i forget what it said on the box
>>9217942
>letting the probably filthy dip cup handled by dirty employees touch your pizza
How does he do it?
Trust-fund weeb
You could clearly see Trevor fucked this Superior Han-Chinese while his mongrel girlfriend watched
No idea who that is but I'm sure he has a non-threatening little rice cock so endeared by 12 year old asian girls.
>go to the supermarket
>don't buy chocolates and ice cream becaue of my self control
>roommate buys chocolate and ice cream
>end up demolishing entire tubs and bags of chocolate by myself and end up having to pay him back
WTF, I thought you were suppose to lose your sweet tooth as you got older?
>>9217777
"Sweet tooth" refers to just liking sweet things, not being a fat fuck with no self-control who gobbles down other people's food.
>>9218406
I'm 130 lbs
What an annoying, autistic, piece of shit room mate you are
Have food trends changed at all since 2013? Bacon and Sriracha is still going strong. Avocados?
High-IBU IPAs which were popular in 2013 are now old news. Barrel-aged barleywines and sours have come and gone already. New hotness is pale ales with fruity notes (but do not contain actual fruit) and craft-brewed lager, so you can have all the easy-sipping good times you love about macros but with the snooty air of craft brewing.
yee unlike your virginity
>>9217760
dunno I'm a flyover so we kinda get scraps of culture here and there. I think we are still riding the sushi wave. And most craft beers we get are IPAs. Time just moves more slowly compared to big cities
>first day of culinary school
>I'm the only student without a Damascus finish knife
>everybody laughs at me
>at the end of the day, the teacher gives me a note to give to my mom
>it said she should get me a Damascus knife so that I don't get bullied at school
Has this ever happened to you, or is it a CIA-specific thing?
>>9217596
Who are you quoting?
>>9217618
Hello, reddit.
going to culinary school without a knife is like playing football without cleats... what are you doing.
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Especially the sauce, thanks
>>9217523
Fuck outta here Plankton
>>9217523
I don't see why you would want to replicate cancer, but whatever.
>>9217523
Go try your meme bullshit on /b/ you fucking asshole
Tell me /ck/. Why does 2% milk make me shit my guts out, but 3%/homo goes through my gut fine?
>>9217444
i am certain it has to do with 3 being an odd number and 2 being an even number. are you gay, by any chance?
>>9217444
There is more lactose in 2% than there is in Skim. The higher you go, (such as red top), the lower the lactose.
What does /ck/ think of susie for cats?
mods please do something
Sorry Sushi for cats fuck.
>>9217350
It's a cooking show you fag.