Ohayo gozimatsu!!! Hey have you tried new *unpronouncable japanese name* ramen spot? xD I love ramen! the bukkake noodles are so EPIC!! I heard theyre HAND PULLED authentic!!
I sure love oil, fat, sodium and carbs!!! xD
how do we stop this meme food menace
>>9238422
Oh look guys, there's more shit posts on 4chan! Clearly OP is in desperate need of attention, so let's give it to him!
I love you OP! *hugs* You're such a clever and smart motherfucker! *hugs closer* Shitposting on 4chan is the height of wit! *climbs on top of you!* Please spam up the board more, to show how hilarious and awesome you are! *pulls out my dick and slaps you with it, to give you the attention you crave*
You are garbage. Post something about food or cooking next time
>>9238422
sopa de macaco is much better anyway. Uma delicia
>>9238422
>waah people speak other languages with words I can't pronounce
order some veggies in your ramen if you're so mad about nutrition
>Long hair in my food
>>9238412
>food in my hair
What do you think of Golden Bear Lemonade? To me it's the taste of maturity, tastes like how old people are in essence
Honestly not sour enough. A good lemonade needs to be tart.
Campari is what old people taste like.
The Mango is good, Strawberry is eh.
Chorizo and egg tacos for brunch? Yes please!
>>9238257
soyrizo is better. tastes the same, is less greasy and doesnt involve baby flesh.
That looks pathetic. If I had paid for it I'd demand a refund.
>>9239934
>baby flesh
wut
Friend's coming back from vacation and asks me if I want any food from Hungary
Do I?
pic unrelated
99,9% probability it will be fatty and heavy as fuck. As is everything from that region.
Anybody Masterchef Australia?
Currently watching season 7 (2015)
I find that the contestants are way nicer and more likeable than any of the American cooking competitions. It's as if in America they want contestants to talk shut about each other. The crazier they are the more ratings.
Plus it probably helps that I like Australian chicks. That Billie, fuck she's gorgeous.
>>9238126
american's can't cook for shit so they make up for it with more drama.
Oz Masterchef is the GOAT but christ does that manelt George piss me off with his tweezers, the pretentious little cunt.
>>9238141
I don't think it's that. I've seen American contestants that were really good but their personalities were shit.
It's like America is stuck in the "Extreme!!!" phase of the 90's. Everything non-scripted is like that. Even the news.
>>9238159
Yeah, he gets annoying with that but that's nothing compared to all the shit in America.
In which food group does honey belong?
I'd consider it to be part of the fruit group. More of a fruit derivative.
>>9238044
Honey comes from 4chan, but we're cooking for vegans
sweets
What is the best nacho recipe? No meat, all other food groups okay
Taco bell nachos are the best Ive had and now I want more
>>9237898
>best nacho recipe
>no meat
Wut?
>>9237908
shitty ground beef cant possibly be THAT essential. what other meat would you even put on them?
>>9237915
carnitas
Anon from yesterday who asked about cora style potatoes reporting back with results. I took anon's advice about putting them in the fridge for awhile before cooking, it really does help.
My first attempt was throwing them in the pan right after cutting and chilling them and they turned out really hard and crunchy. They werent soft at all inside except on the super thin slices. So for the next set I microwaved them for 5 minutes, then chilled them and tried again. Turned out much much better.
Also you guys are disgusted by ketchup right? Sorry about that, it was just a quick way to add flavor and im a simpleton without any other options.
Here's another round where I didnt take them off the heat before flipping them. It honestly takes awhile with a fork. My cuts were also pretty shit and im honestly not sure how they make them like clean apple slices in the restaurant considering how many shapes potatoes come in.
nice homefries
>>9237718
I'm that anon and I'm glad it worked out. Enjoy your taters, and ketchup is fine...fuck the haters.
Greetings, /ck/
I am brainstorming ideas for a public outdoor cooking demonstration, in terms of themes and dishes. I have been part of these before, but am doing an independent event this time. Time and location are still up in the air.
Pic related is relatively what I am planning for. I am shooting for portable burner, meal info, and pre-sorted ingredients.
What ideas can you offer for settings, servings, and meals?
>>9237587
What equipment will you have and how many heat sources?
>>9237607
Basic cooking utensils + 1 or 2 portable gas stoves.
If your intent is to help people cook better instead of having your 15 minutes of fame in front of the one eyed monster, you should do an authentic chinese stir fry on an outside propane burner.
/whisky/ thread
Post best budget whisky
pic related
wild turkey 101
4 Roses Yellow is my go to party bourbon
Top tier cheap(ish) bourbon
any advice on fixing beyond pleb tier taste?
for example i would rather put ketchup on bread than eat a quiche. also, literal ghoul; no jokes feel sick rest of day if i eat some foods i dont like.
Step aside
>>9237266
enjoy your +20g sugar bars
>>9237517
>less than a gram of sugar in each bar
>enjoy your +20g sugar bars
???
>>9237708
>not eating 50 breakfast bars a day
Could I use breadcrumbs to make the cheesecake crust?
>>9237265
if you want a shitty cheesecake, sure
>>9237265
We all have our white trash moments. Like eating a hotdog with a piece of bread. What you are proposing is Insanity. Might as well cut up a hotdog and throw it in the cheesecake.
>>9237435
>Like eating a hotdog with a piece of bread
Wonderbread is completely identical to the average hotdog bun.
I'd argue that the cheapest buns are even worse than wonderbread.
Is he a bad father?
>>9237149
I hate his fucking mug. Also falling for the waifu meme.
>>9237149
I like his channel, his over-acting is perfect for the kind of people that watch his channel: children. He thinks of you all as children.