KETCHUP DOES NOT BELONG ON A HOT DOG
>>9248675
It does though. Fuck off.
>>9248675
Mustard's just as overpowering. If it's low quality like a dog at a ball game, then put what the fuck ever on it. It's still going to be mediocre no matter what you slather on.
>>9248680
mustard isn't overpowering it complements the hot dog
since its fair season
Candied or Caramel Apples?
what do you prefer
Caramel Apples are flyover shit
Candied Apples are coast shit
Caramel so that it can taste good while it rots my teeth
Caramel rolled in chopped peanuts.
What have you eaten today /ck/? Anything you're planning on cooking or eating? Anyone have any suggestions?
>I have had a bowl of porridge, a banana and a can of tuna. Probably going to make gnocchi for dinner.
>>9248603
>What have you eaten today /ck/?
2 eggs with half a slice of cheddar and a splash of hot sauce
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a bag of chips
Spring mix and cucumber salad w/blue cheese dressing and a bowl of chili.
Lazy albacore tuna palaver sauce with rice
>>9248627
Discussion sauce?
>EEK THAT BANANA HAS BROWN SPOTS IT'S ROTTEN THROW IT AWAY
>>9248537
i hate the taste of ripe/overripe bananas. they need a lil' green on 'em.
>>9248539
Truly the patrician way.
But still, throwing out bananas with brown spots is just wasteful and picky.
>>9248539
True, but overripe bananas are good for cooking/baking.
/ck/ give it to me straight- is this pork cooked?
>>9248454
This pleases my loli body
>>9248454
No.
>>9248454
It won't poison you if that's what you are asking. I find rare pork to have an unappealing mouth feel, though.
What is your favorite type of butty?
i still cannot fathom the idea that americans actually do this
>>9248401
>americans
uwot m8?
>>9248401
chip butty is literally the most uk thing, not american
so /ck/ i am starting work at a fast food place
and they have a no outside food rule for employees
well i am looking to get around that
is there any way i can bring in liquids as a meal
not just soups i am looking for stuff that will fit inside a water bottle
i do have a blender
so what can i make that will be both filling and taste good ?
>>9248354
>so /ck/ i am starting work at a fast food place
You deserve to starve.
>>9248354
sh-shut up.
>>9248354
hey it may be 7.75 a hour but right now i need a paycheck
Can we get a tribute going to the great American-Chinese buffet?
>>9248267
I would kill a man for some of these.
>tfw racist but love Chinese buffets
My favorite is the hot dogs wrapped in bacon.
Post your insane bathroom stories that are worse than what happened to me today.
>be me
>about to go home on the train but abruptly have to pee
>hate using public restrooms but I'd rather a toilet than a seat
>spot a food court nearby and say outloud to friend "this is gonna be gross but oh well"
>spot the restroom sign
>proceed to walk down a maze-like hallway
>multiple kitchens right next to the bathrooms
>open door with men sign
>enter dark room with another door straight ahead
>older man walks out clearly terrified but I think nothing of it
>as soon as I turn the handle
>"PUT A LITTLE MORE GRIP ON IT YEEEEEAAHHH"
>old man in sunglasses is tripping the fuck out
>I rush to the urinal and watch him grind up against the door
>he begins to grunt and mumble things as if he's fucking someone for like 2 min
>I decide fuck it I have to use the stall
>pull down pants and unleash the beast
>phew.jpg
>all of a sudden hear something coming from the stall next to me
>"OOHHH YEAH OH MY GOD YES"
>THERE IS ANOTHER PERSON WATCHING PORN AND PRESUMABLY MASTURBATING IN THE STALL
>punch the piss outta my dick
>wash my hands
>don't even tie my sweatpants
>get the fuck outta there
>>9248066
Not a restaurant, but one time at university I saw an Indian dude aggressively washing his foot in one of the bathroom sinks.
Another time I was in a stall and heard a brief conversation between one of my professors and his PhD student. When they were done talking my professor went into the stall next to me and took the absolute RAUNCHIEST shit I have ever heard, like a gigaton diarrhea blast from hell. I could never look at him the same way again.
We got kicked out of a Dennys. Work crew goes to dennys after late shift, everyone gets drunk and/or high and meet up at dennys after a shift. One dude regaled us with stories of his tranny gf, one bitches about his recent breakup, one gets so drunk that he pukes everywhere all over the women's bathroom, the "foyer", and the bushes outside. Has legit alcohol poisoning. Ends up at tranny bf house, we always suspect that he was sleep raped.
>>9248066
>friends come into the city from Albany a couple winters ago
>first stop: Chinatown
>go for lunch, we all drink insane amounts of tea and have soup because it's like 25 degrees out
>next stop: Ten Ren Tea, we get more tea and drink it while walking around in an attempt to keep warm
>then it's off to the Harney & Sons Tea shop...can you guess we all love tea?
>we're off to Astor Place
>HOSHIT GOTTA PEE WHERE'S A STARBUCKS
>go into Starbucks at Astor Place to use the bathroom
>bathroom has piss in the corners, shit smeared on the wall and toilet seat, and something that looks suspiciously slimy on flush handle
>AND there's a huge dump in the toilet
>flush toilet with my foot, line seat with like half a roll of toilet paper, do my thing, flush toilet again with my foot
>take some paper towels, turn on the sink, scrub my hands, turn off the sink, open the door with a paper towel on the handle because the inside handle is dripping with ???
I'm not even sure how a bathroom gets that level of disgusting. And it wasn't even like it was 3am and there had been drunk club kids using it recently. This was mid-afternoon.
tl;dr A disturbing amount of adults seem to have failed potty training.
I caught two of these fuckers today.
>any prep suggestions?
>>9248037
smoke 'm
>>9248037
I suggest you learn what greentext is for newfriend.
>>9248037
What kind of fish is that?
Previous thread bump limit reached
>>9238511
How are you holding up through the week so far?
My taper is down 6 beers a day.
>>9247841
I got a scooter that I'm working on, and it's been really helpful with keeping me busy and keeping a drink out of my hand at home. I've decided to start working on my sleep schedule and hopefully making it so I dont need booze to sleep. I feel like things are doing alright. I'm super stoked on getting this bike running.
>>9247841
I drink as soon as I wake up after feeding my dogs, taking them out and giving them water.
I only sleep for like 4 hours a shot.
Does anyone else still have the shakes even after they drink enough to feel "normal"?
How has food addiction affected your life?
being fat and overeating is better than being an alcoholic
>>9247785
It hasn't.
>t. self control
>have a colonoscopy tomorrow
>cant eat for 24 hours
>already so hungry
>all I see is food
hold me bros idk if i can make it
>>9247752
get the fuck off of ck then
Just eat anyway. And when your doctor bitches about it, tell him to stop being a libcuck living off of Medicaid and Medicare and to get a real job.
>>9247752
Go to sleep.
Smarties.
>>9247712
>sour necco wafers
PASS
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S
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>>9247712
brah i remember in middle school me and all my friends would smoke them and smoke out the bathroom with smartie dust, shit was so cash.
>>9247756
HELL YEAH! I was about to post that hahaha. The sour ones were easiest to crush too lol.
Looking for good chefs knife recommendations
>>9247701
You posted it, now buy it.
>>9247701
I got that knife but in Santoku format. It is great except for deboning meat. I feel like I probably should get a cleaver for that. It also is not the thickest blade.
Not OP but do you guys could also give recommendations on sharpening stone ? or any other sharpening apparatus.