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>>9266490
This is really cute, too bad
>cinnamon

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>>9266490
Kroger has the best generic stuff.

Next time you are in the candy section, check out the "Gourmet Lollipops"

>>9268008
Hmm... those have taurine in them. You could feed them to a cat and it wouldn't go blind.

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Amputee sippin

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>>9266302
Who else here /sippinandclosingdealsalldaylong/ ?

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For me, it's water.

>>9261470
>feminine
wat

Every women I've been with loves that I cook, but if it seems feminine then you're doing something wrong.

You are wielding sharp knives with confidence, dismantling carcasses and seasoning to your pleasure before burning them to satisfaction.

Also if you can't get laid making scallops and risotto or steak au poivre you're doing something wrong

Why the fuck would cooking help you with women? Girls don't magically wanna jump into bed with you just because you can cook a half-decent dinner you autist.

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>>9261470
a girl i was talking to was really excited when i told her i can make pizza/eggplant parm/other italian foods from scratch. she was pretty cool. then she randomly started talking about something sexual and i started freaking out because i have ptsd from being molested as a child and i told her i didn't want to talk to her anymore. i felt like an asshole and haven't tried talking to anyone since, at least a couple years.

>>9256689
SWOOP
there it is

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>>9256689

Dude I legitimately miss these. Also kc was my boy. I specifically remember this meal being my first

>>9257095
I got whichever one had the brownie

>I'm in the store with Mom
>She doesn't buy me tendies, a soda and candy bar

;-;

>standing in the middle of the aisle
>Standing in front of the entrance to the aisle
>Group so large it blocks the aisle
That's really it, just don't *blocks your path* me

>Standing in an aisle holding a box reading it
>Somebody reaches over or around you to grab something you're standing in front of

I'm gonna reeeeee one of these days. people need to stay the fuck out of my personal space unless they say excuse me.

Phone posters are the cancer killing this board. Fuck off and take your phone with you, OP.

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>>9278322
>ywn have a qt ginger wife make you food in the nude
Thanks I needed to work up the courage to kill myself.

>>9278327
Sounds great until you realize you'll have ginger kids

>>9278123
Sushi tbhfam, bring it back to its streetfood roots in the US.

>>9278123
Nothing. I turn around and sell it. Then buy Mcchickens. The best fast food sandwich out there.

>>9278130
You're going to need to do a little modding, but its an interesting idea.

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Personally, I like to shove each individual hotwing into my urethra.

FRIES are best dipped in a mcflurry
fuck your britshit

Fresh lemon juice > than all

if the person eating the fish wants it there, sure.

>>9275589
I don't think it compliments the fish very well but it's not like it makes it inedible either.

>>9275589
Would you eat out a post op transsexual woman with both a yeast and stagnant, thick with mucous cave of love?

>>9274031
Nice!

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Best Steves are the vintage Vietnam MCI reviews.
Always a good cigarette smoke session, coffee and even an edible peanut butter sometimes.

>>9274031
I love how military guys can't cook for shit, confirming their retardation.

Because it's being promoted by SJW lying ShariahBlue shills.

I'm a Christian, and God's enemies are going to get BTFO. I'm allowed to eat meat, it's in the bible.

Checkmate, atheist. Hillary for prison.

>>9273663

Meat is healthy and delicious.

>>9273663
vegan food is too expensive and doesn't taste as good as non-vegan food

Arby's is good. I really like their curly fries.

Arby's is a lot better if you ignore their roast beef

>>9272951
I follow a similar philosophy regarding your mom.

lol kys cuck

>>9272901
I like them because they offer a huge variety and I never noticed a difference in taste.

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>drinking soda

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>>9269901
America - The McChicken™

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UK - toast sandwich

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Australia - The Blooming Onion

Ate a quesadilla from Wawa. It was either the sour cream, or Maybe the chicken, also had bacon but doubtful.
Anyway, had a rock of shit plugging my ass for days while my body was trying to evacuate its bowels. Think, a perma chili night hot belly for 3 days straight, while feeling your stomach and bowels expanding.
I shat for an entire hour, and the smell almost made me throw up.

>>9257483
mcdonalds. woke up middle of the night ran to toilet shit my brains out. A few minutes later my stomach was fucked so I threw up straight into my diarrhea. Went on every 30 minutes for 2 days. Shitting and puking into my shit and shitting some more.

>In Dubai for 10 days
>Coulda been the food
>or the jet lag, water, heat or alcohol
>Have the squirts by day 3
>Liquid shits on the hour
>Probably should have gone to the hospital for dehydration
>Come home Memorial Day weekend
>Drink pedialyte at buddy's cookout