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>>9274669
>glass top stove
Not a fan.
I used to shoot squirrels in my aunt's garden with a pellet gun.
My aunt had a recipe for squirrel and dumplings that was fantastic.
>go to farmer's market
>tomato guy let me have his overripe tomatoes in the overripe bin
>made some bomb ass salsa and tomato sauce for spaghetti
>>9274489
proof?
>go to walmart
>buy tomatoes
>go to farmer's market
>sell tomatoes for 3x what you paid for them
I found these squid rings for preety cheap at my supermarket. What would go good with these in a stir fry? Also should I cut them into smaller pieces of four so they're more convenient to grab with a fork along with other vegtables?
>>9274486
>What goes good with squid?
Shit. It even rhymes.
I've looked up recipes online most of them have exotic Chinese vegetables which I cant really find. I dont want to use noodles either since Im trying to lose weight.
>>9274515
in what way do any of those words rhyme
found several weird glasses like this at a dead lady's garage sale. It's about a pint, looks like a hurricane glass but definitely isn't 20 ounces and lacks the curves. Closest thing I could find is an ice cream soda glass but that doesn't look quite right either. What the hell did I find and why isn't it listed on any stemware sites?
>>9273960
Looks like a pilsner glass to me.
looks like a short stem champagne flute
>>9273969
But it has a stem
Probably a champagne glass of some sort. Maybe for mimosas?
"a bland hot sauce for a bland dish"
>>9273854
that burn was as hot as the sauce
>>9273854
That's not actually how you pronounce it, is it? I thought it was "Shree" like in Sri Lanka
>>9273854
"All the fun of water, but with some SNAP. Wrap it around things, to make them healthy like THAT!"
pretty white lady bites and smiles coyly, and snaps fingers and sassily places hand on hip after SNAP and THAT respectively.
Hotchips sprinkled with velveeta canned nacho cheese. Tastes fucking delicious!
Rate?
>>9273842
Looks like a lite version of a Mexican snack
>>9273842
I just go to 7-11 and let the cheese flow over the cheetos. Same deal.
It's rising too much, what do I do?
pretend you're a cop in bizaro land and beat the shit out of it.
Put less in next time. It's like 25 cents worth of ingredients
Give it the old shake-a shake-a
My cheesecake is almost done, I want to top it off with some chocolate. I want it to be very low calorie though. I have 100% unsweetened cocoa, eggs, and milk. If I mix that together will I get a chocolate like substance ( Will it harden like chocolate? )
no
don't
Why do you want it to be low calorie, if it's high in fat?
what teh fuck am i missing here?
>>9273696
I made it very low calorie. It won't taste as good but it still tastes good.
I have a friend vacationing in Hungary and he asked me what I want. Is there anything non-perishable that's unique to Hungary and hard/impossible to find in the US?
they have the best paprika on earth
>>9273657
Yeah, but that's not hard to get in the US though.
>>9273659
it is because the usa doesn't have the best paprika on earth
I woke up this morning feeling fine, then I had a bowl of cheerios with three tablespoons of sugar. Then I ate some migas with ketchup and I started to feel kinda bad. Afterwards I went to the restroom and I got really dizzy for about 2 seconds. Anybody know why?
>>9273222
You're obviously dying OP. You should go to the ER.
Ass cancer.
>three tablespoons of sugar
It's diabetes.
Hot pockets are god and all those who disagree shall be killed in the name of hot pockets
Hey janny.
>>9273174
Your mother gave me a hot pocket once. It was... yeasty. The string cheese and sauce was good though.
rate sandwich I just made with shrimps. me and my girlfriend will surely enjoy this delicious meal
>>9272939
i think it's a bit silly with those chicken nuggets. each bite another nugget will fall off.
>>9272952
these are batter-fried shrimps
>>9272961
where? under the nuggets?
>sourdough
>1 cup starter, 1 cup water, 2 1/4 flour
>trying to knead
>dough sticks to counter and hands, remains sticky after several kneads
>half of dough stuck to the counter and hands
come someone tell a shitter like me what the fuck i'm doing wrong
>>9272837
When your hand starting to feel sticky rinse it with water.
>>9272837
Put flour on your hands and on the counter before kneading. You also probably need a little more starter or flour in the mix
get a bread machine... dump all that stuff in and push button = perfect dough.
Just got some of this, don't know how I feel about it yet
Describe your perfect olive loaf sandwich
>two slices of loaf lightly fried in pan
>on top of toasted bread with warm american cheese and spicy mustard
Euhg
>>9272647
>trying to force olive loaf as a meme
>>9272711
Olive loaf was a meme for the generation prior to boomers. I've never seen anyone other than alzheimers ridden, wheelchair bound corpses buying or eating it.