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>>9284100
I'm gay and those sound kind of gross.

>>9284127
Did like the movie though:

https://youtu.be/T2W0TeuHbJ0

>>9284100
Its not. Both the movie and the chips are named after fried green tomatoes

Also I will be using a campfire and an cast iron skillet

>>9284051
Just buy a bunch of cans of pork n beans

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>>9283830
For me, it's cheddar jalapeño cheetos

>>9283830
i mean we can't even get real cheese here

>>9283993
It's true bro, we make our stuff with aged cheddar off a 50 year old recipe but America can't even get real Casu Marzu. The fuck? At least Cheetos are made with real American 5 day aged medium cheddar

Clean your fucking house

Also post pic of disgusting kitchen

don't do that to yourself. just go buy some more if you have the means. take your chances if you don't.

>>9283793
Depends on what pathogens flies in your country carry
If you really want to still use it just completely trim off the outer layer. Chances are high that it's got maggot eggs in it.

>>9283739

It depends on your personality.

For me, yes, but eating with friends tend to cost more.

>>9283768
Why would eating with friends cost you more?

>>9283739
What state are you in? I'll eat with you if you're in southern Ca.

As long as you prepare it right and add ingredients in the correct order, o imagine you could make a decent stew out of those ingredients. What's to lose?

I'd make a stir fry

>>9283617

First time in the kitchen huh?
Kill self first.
Then make stock.

Let me give this a try...
The Op:
-1 part semen
-2 parts estrogen extract
Garnish with semen

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>>9283608
Milk
Pureed Human Flesh
Raspberry Vodka
Served in a pizza box.

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Satania drink desu

1 Shot of 151 cruzan rum
2 shots of sailor jerry spiced rum
4 shots of OJ
3 Shots of pineapple juice
1 shot of cranberry juice
A squeeze of lime juice
a dash of brown sugar for sweetness
Use melon bread as garnish.
WA LAH

>>9283545
>pickup
Fit Chad detected.

>>9283547
wat

>>9283547
I've never had a pizza delivered that wasn't fucked up.

>>9283431
Do you mean in baking? Coconut milk is closer to heavy cream as far as fat content, so whatever you make will end up denser and richer if you substitute.

>>9283457
thank you anon

>>9283457

Don't listen to this retard. He's talking about coconut milk that comes in cans, a thick substance that is used in Indian and Thai cuisnie.
You're talking about a plant based milk. It's low in sugars and fat and is more comparable to skim milk. In my experience the ratio (have made pancakes and cake) is exactly the same.

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>>9283398
>Prove me otherwise

>>9283398
how do you disprove perfection?

all you get are tryhards, and jealous wannabes

>>9283398
Oh yeah, I left something out.

Also, official Stilton recipe/uses/admiration thread.

>>9283331
sear the steak then finish it in the oven

First you sear the steak, then put it in the oven to finish.

hot hot hot hot hot hot pan. crust the outside. oven finishes the inside.

>>9283247
Repost them the right way around fuckhead.

>>9283247
my receipts always look like that. being poor sucks so bad. its shameful really.

Thanks buddy, you'll be bidding against me now. I'm gonna flip 'em immediately.

>800000¥ for 2 pieces of metal with subpar wood handles and they come pre-dented

Yea dude go for it

>>9283196
>27 stars
>8 grand for a fucking knife

unless youre on iron chef every fucking day you dont need to spend that much on a knife.

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Just is
They invented the prototype Big Mac

I always get the country fried steak dinner though, that's the kind of guy I am

>>9283188
>A country where "big boy" is a fucking compliment

You only think it's good due to your taste buds being adept to chemical filled GMO beef, and large amounts of carbs/high fructose corn syrup

Americans love eating a fatty concoction of sugar and starch, deep fried in cancer causing oils, any normal person would be disgusted by that, but a culture based around disgusting processed filth has destroyed the Americans taste buds, and made them ugly obese monsters

>>9283720
But the best looking people in the world come from America

Literally the only thing you could say otherwise is Sweden, but that's only if you have a particular fetish for pure blondes