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Tendies.

Avocado egg rolls, chicken farfalle, cheesecake

>>9309039
Dominoes instead.

>>9309034
High School Health classes teach inaccurate information, diet industry teaches inaccurate information, daytime talk shows teach inaccurate information.

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>>9309034
Is this real?

Nutrition isn't taught in elementary or highschool at least here in the US it certainly isn't.

ice cream.

>>9309019
Probably what little that under-fattened, seemingly worm ridden piece of shit has clinging to its bones. Not to mention, bulls in general are tougher and taste worse without their balls, and by the way this thing has been treated, I can tell they either did it improperly or not at all.

>>9311391
Wait, shit, that spot over its leg is an udder.... I need to start opening images more often.
Point still stands though. Poor worm ridden thing.

>>9309017
Thanks, OP! Meemaw was suffering from stage 4 prostate cancer, but I just ate a USDA approved Monsanto Organic ™ carrot, and she's all better! We'll be praying to USDA approved Monsanto Organic ™ at synagogue this weekend!

> Better than You

Kill yourself, vegan

>>9309017
XD veggies are vegan fags that like Monsanto

Thank god the livestock I eat isn't fed by Monsanto crops...

looks like meat, tastes nothing like it

its fucking nothing

>>9308982
>Scientists invent burger hundreds of years after burger was invented
Wow

>>9308982
>seekay
go back to effay you faggot

>>9308954
>> Long term vegetarian diet changes human DNA raising risk of cancer and heart disease

Here's one of the articles I just discovered...

Long term vegetarianism can lead to genetic mutations which raise the risk of heart disease and cancer, scientists have found.

Populations who have had a primarily vegetarian diet for generations were found to be far more likely to carry DNA which makes them susceptible to inflammation.

Scientists in the US believe that the mutation occured to make it easier for vegetarians to absorb essential fatty acids from plants.

But it has the knock-on effect of boosting the production of arachidonic acid, which is linked to inflammatory disease and cancer. When coupled with a diet high in vegetable oils - such as sunflower oil - the mutated gene quickly turns fatty acids into dangerous arachidonic acid.

The finding may help explain previous research which found vegetarian populations are nearly 40 per cent more likely to suffer colorectal cancer than meat eaters, a finding that has puzzled doctors because eating red meat is known to raise the risk.

>>9308954
Start eating McChickens

>>9308962

I think I'd literally throw up if you forced me to even eat a small amount of fast food now.

My body is fucked. Eating anything destroys my digestive tract now and feels like I'm being disemboweled every minute of my life...

but hey... the morphine helps

Symmetry for people with OCD.

If you're a light topping guy, they stand easier, I'm not like that but I'm sure they're out there somewhere.

>>9308951
I love top-sliced buns :(

Whatever is in the fridge

Grapes can do it

I eat whenever I want to because I burn like 3000 kcal a day

I dunno can you eat fucking mayonnaise you idiot?

>>9308373
Eggs never die

>>9308373
it's not safe to eat Dutch eggs

In oven 270 degrees Celsius (500 degrees Fahrenheit) over tinfoil. Wait until it looks like you want it to.

>>9308338
It was more likely a mushroomed tomato, just google it

>>9308338
Some Michelin star restaurant that is, giving you tomatoes that taste like bologna

depends on how much rice and beans you'll be eating per day

>>9308304
As many as possible to reduce cost of living, my plan is to jew the fuck out of the food market system and avoid working very hard. Assuming a 2000 calorie diet, as I am only 55kg, I want as many of those possible to be rice and beans, without killing myself. I hate spending money on food because I don't enjoy eating and want to spend as much of my time and money possible focused on more important things.

>>9308310
dude just look up what kinds of vitamins and minerals are in beans and what kinds are in rice, and then whatever they don't have, eat some stuff that has that. I'm not going to min/max your nutrients for you, but off the top of my head I'd say that beans and rice will provide a lot of B vitamins and a bit of iron, and some protein and carbs, and not much else.

you can survive for a long time with malnutrition if you're getting enough calories. you likely won't die within a year from vitamin deficiencies, you'll just be really unhealthy. and no, I don't know how unhealthy you'll be.

>>9308125
Ask him for a glass of paint

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>>9308125
Punch him in the face after a knee to the balls, must spit of the fucker after calling him a fucking faggot
Continue outside making a scene and ask for directions to good greek food in the area

Everyone will understand

>>9308125
I'll have a glass of your finest graphite paint

You're on acid yet you thought to go on 4chan and ask what you ought to cook? Stop larping.

>>9307908
Go to the store and buy some gummy candy.

>>9307912

/thread

Robbins has better doughnuts and are cheaper, but much much worse coffee. McD's $1.05 any size coffee and Robbins donuts for
The wins!!!!!

>>9307641
yup
cant beat a sundried tomato asiago bagel with bacon and cream cheese + an ice cap

I thought all Italians just ate off the table with their hands. Did it taste good?

>madison, wi

Well, you made the right choice of a destination if your only reason for visiting America was to confirm your stereotypes about 'murrican cuisine and shitposting about it on /ck/.

>>9307616
>implying American food has taste