Archived threads in /ck/ - Food & Cooking - 267. page

>>9307984
Boil them in a very racist way.

you can probably just boil them and hope they don't realize they are not in the south

>>9309617
Could use a gps spoofer and a smart pot.

girls constantly flirting with me while i'm shopping

that 15 year old working the register that keeps flashing me cleavage. bitch i don't want to go to jail

PLEASE REMOVE LAST ITEM. PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE

The grocery jester.

Probably the deli meat manlet.

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>>9306740

"Can I have a large black coffee pls"
>need room?
"no thanks, I'm fine"

P. Ez

"large double double"

>>9306750
but i want a nice coffee with all the little extras added
how do i do it

A Happy Meal.

>>9305489
Ex-lax brownies.

Something baked, if you have the time.
Fill the whole place with delicious cooking smells.

Also perfect for times when you've accidentally pushed your girlfriend with your fist a little bit and need to apologize.

>>9304367
join interpals and make friends with some koreans and then do snail mail with them. its what I did

>>9304367
Genuinely surprised that there is an Asian store in Italy. Di dove sei?

>>9304367
There are german online shops that sell such asian booze, I think.

you monster

>>9302999
Those are some kind of trips mate

>>9302069
Well, you paid $20 more than a knife like that is worth, but it's not like it's a horrible piece of shit or anything

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>>9302069
>tfw fell for the Wüsthof Pro meme

>>9302103
I like my wusthy pro until I get some proper chink steel. Good practice for learning how to sharpen knives. I dislike how thick the handle is, though. I prefer my shitty JA Henkel's handle.

how did it get up there?

Flip off with your gaywashing. Your "pride" is for sticking your dick in the shit-filled ass of another man, that's what you're proud about.

FACKIN BONZA MATE! WOULD YUM THAT OFF WITH A BOX OF GOON, SQUARER MEAL THAN A WOMBAT SHIT BRUCE

>>9315013
Why not just drink rubbing alcohol.

>>9315021
That's the wrong kind of alcohol, it doesn't get you drunk, it just fucks up your organs.
Mouthwash can get you a buzz though because it's the proper alcohol.

>>9315013
you can make some sick cocktails with bleach and ammonia

well that's another restaurant you can never go back to

Well, what are you supposed to say? Thank you? They didn't make the food, they're being paid to serve it. They don't deserve thanks.

>>9314979
>Enjoy your food!
>C-can I fuck you?
GOD

>>9314513
Definitely cast iron w/ oil

>>9314513
OP here, forgot to mention I can sous vide and then finish in a hot pan or grill

>>9314523
That was my intuition but my current place doesn't have a proper vent for the fan above the stove, so I'd have to get creative if searing the steaks on the range.

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>>9314513
I'd buy a decent cut of Ribeye from the supermarket, and dry age it yourself. You save a ton of money and it takes only 5 days. You basically only pay for Kosher salt as a premium.

Cast iron is a correct. Just use a dry, seasoned pan.. add butter and a some fresh crushed garlic on the last turn.. at this point the stove should be off. Basically, you are not allowing the butter enough time to burn, and you don't have to dilute it with oil.

I also suggest on the day of cooking, take the steak out 4 hours before cooking, and rest the bottom of your cast iron skillet on top of it...

One last thing... While I agree a good steak only requires salt an pepper, I fucking love putting a thin rub of paprika before the salt and pepper. Especially over the fat. Fucking delicious!

>>9314489
I don't know what you say OP, but the bests people whose food I have eaten were fat people.

for example, just look at this lady's channel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDlhpgiTYl4

>>9314498
Food that makes you fat is bad food.
A person who isn't mentally ill tastes fat food, and it's inedible to them because of the sugar, salt, and fat contents.

>>9314512
>a person who isn't mentally ill avoids food necessary for living
try to eat food with no fat your entire fucking life

Chicken tikka madras, peshwari naan and whatever rice looks good.
That's chicken tikka in thick spicy sauce and flatbread filled with sweet coconut paste. Good shit.

>>9314287
>I'm so lost I don't know what any of this is.
Learning Arabic will help.

Jokes aside, I'd say it depends on the place you visit. If it's a curry shop then get the damn curry. If it's a chippie then you get your choice of fish (I prefer haddock), chips, and mushy peas. Don't forget ludicrous amounts of salt and malt vinegar.

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>>9313979
What the fuck

>>9313979
nigger you decapitated it what are you doing

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>foodies
Refer to pic
>gluten free
My girlfriend has Celiac disease

>>9313823
I absolutely hate the term "authentic" more than literally any other food term out there. Locally sourced says more about food than fucking authentic does. Authentic chinese food is food made in fucking china.

>>9313823
>>>9313833
>fusion is a descriptor
>what is DOP
>what is Celiac disease