Where's my Friday night pizza bros at?
>>9318915
kys
>>9318915
>pizza so bad it sticks to your pan
Where do you find round ones nowadays?
They're all square now and it somehow makes them less tasty.
NICE!
Also /ourguy/ continues to raise his aesthetics
>>9318850
Is this the food of the future?
>>9318850
Whats the spoon for?
I'm trying to do a breakfast for a girl, that is a wise choice? What I can do to accopany it?
Sorry for my poor english...
Pancakes
>>9318826
I don't know how to do this. :/
what's the context?
is this after a night of passionate premarital sex?
you could always go for the classic
bowl of eggs
she has to eat all of them
How do you see yourself after you look at these numbers?
>>9318671
>tip the societally required bare minimum 15%
>because I live in a state that enforces $10 minimum wage for waitstaff and other tipped positions
>tipping
Are you insane? I don't get tips for any map I make and my salary is just as bad as theirs.
>live in a society where you have to spend extra money on a service because employers aren't legally obligated to pay their employees more than dinner scraps
Ameritards truly boggle the noggin
itt foods that are bad for you. starting with the obvious ones first.
alcohol
fast food
junk food
sugar (except the sugar in fruit)
trans fat
saturated fat
aspartame/artificial sweetener
wheat (wheat belly)
dairy (china study)
tuna (mercury)
raw meat (safety)
red meat
charred meat (carcinogens)
sodium
flour
"white foods" (white bread, white rice)
"processed foods"
foods with pesticides
foods with growth hormones
genetically modified foods
what am i missing?
yeah i'm going on a rock and water diet too
>>9318447
>genetically modified foods
Nope this is bullshit
>sugar (except the sugar in fruit)
Its a better source of sugar than a candy bar but it's still sugar. fruit is not harmless and can make you fat too
> what am I missing?
Vaccines
Anything not labeled as a "super food"
anyone else just fucking hate the texture of peaches?
I find the weird little hair absolutely revolting
is that weird
Just eat a nectarine.
>>9318389
You're weird. Just peel it, or wash it.
Doesn't bother me a bit.
Now apple skins, those are just atrocious.
Going away to college in a week, campus doesn't allow stoves in dorms obv. What are some good ideas for making decent food with a microwave?
Pic unrelated.
I like microwave oat meal w/ milk, egg and frozen fruits
>>9318263
get a rice cooker you can make anthing in it
>>9318280
I have never heard of such a thing. From what I gather it appears to just be a small crock pot. Any recommendations on brands/models?
What is the ideal shape of a pretzel?
Bite-size nuggets so I can easily stuff my fat face while walking through the mall not buying anything.
I like waffles
>>9318210
fish
Hi Fellow Vegans!
I'm a mixed race vegan and have been on a mission to convert the uneducated, African American side of the family to go vegan.
The problem is, every time I tell them how bad their ghetto food is bad for them, they just laugh at me for, like, 5 straight minutes.
How to I get through to these unhealthy, animal murdering savages and help them see the light and become better people?
You don't.
Let them be, or make them good vegan meals maybe. Exemple should always ne the best argument..
Just be vegan like me. Not a vegan..ist
Wow... what happened to all my dedicated vegan friends? No help at all?
>Deep fried okra is healthy
>It's a vegetable so it has negative calories
>You can eat as much as you want
I knew a fat vegan. She at fried tofu like it was her job and waddled about proclaiming her superiority.
Why am I forced to pay for this shit?
>>9317953
Explain please. I don't pay attention to labels on my food.
>>9317953
>forced
Uh
Cook along, fu/ck/s
ITT: Tenderloin with roasted Potatoes
step one: acquire tenderloin
>>9317468
how the fuck do you cook bread with those ingredients
slice up the potatoes and heat up the butter and garlic butter
>Turning your eggs into baby food
Is there a better way to ruin eggs?
I like my eggs scrambled with ketchup drizzled atop them, like President Hoover enjoyed them.
>>9317213
Disgusting
>>9317209
I love Gordon but I'm gonna say it, his scrambled eggs are shit. They're just creamy mush and they lose too much of the consistency and flavour of eggs.
When I think of baby food eggs, his scrambled are the first that come to mind.
How does it make you feel that Hawaiians eat like kings at McDonalds?
Is that butter?
>>9316812
Is that supposed to be eggs?
do americans really eat this?
What to do with Lamb meat?
Slowcooked jalfrezi
Serve it with lamb sauce.
>>9316782
What cut is that? Are those pineapple chunks?
It doesn't get better then this.
>>9316665
Why is it all so brown?
>>9316667
What are you on about? It looks fine.
>>9316665
it does, if you add bacon on the burgers, faggot.