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Gentleman, I present to you the humble sausage. It goes with everything, crosses cultural boundaries, can be fresh, or dried, preserves well either way. It can be dressed up or plain, made of fine cuts, or stuffed with filler and guts, at home with the gourmand or the beggar. It is truly the protein of the people. Chicken is BTFO.
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>>9327894
>Polska kielbasa
>Grill, nice and hot
>ON
>White cheddar
>SLICE
>Kielbasa off
>SLICE
>Cracker
>Cheese
>Sausage
>DONE
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Tried Slovenian kielbasa recently. So much garlic, but it's one of the best things I've ever eaten.
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Tried mergez sausages in paris.It was so tasty and well seasoned and grilled. North africans have goat cuisine and because French authentic restaurants in paris are too expensive, i spent most of my time eating north african food too bad they are terrorists and are pretty filthy
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>win this guy's "come cook with me contest"
>oh sorry dude I'm American but I'll totally fly on my own dime over to your neck of the woods, I'd love to cook with you
>I've always really wanted to make caramel
>"oh well, roight m8, that's a nice easy one, we'll have it banged up in one chuff of a tuppence"
>He starts stirring the caramel and chomping on all the scenery around him
>get him good and distracted
>go to the tiny upstairs of his yurotrash hovel
>Why hello Mrs. Barry
>"Oi love I didant see you thar, how's barry?"
>Barry's busy, he told me to take care of something
>unzip
>"wot wot, I've never seen such a hench soldier, look at 'im standing at attention wot"
>Downstairs Barry too focused on not burning the caramel to hear the rhythmic choking sounds of my peasant colonist cock spreading his wife's throat
>her tits start leaking through her shirt
>"oi chunda i went and popped a springy"
>sit her atop my American rod and suckle all of the life-giving nectar from her ample bosom
>hear barry downstairs beginning to rattle off all of his social media shit, I've got time
>give her a savage dicking and fill her womb with homegrown American seed
>9 months later
>"Hullo theer folks, Barry 'ere, and we got a roight new baby, say hi to the shine-box lil one, Mrs. Barry was intent we call this little chunderin daisy Anon, weren't you Mrs. Barry"
>she gives the camera this look
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Why are those eggs so soggy that's gross...
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>>9327832
Could you please not talk about my wife like that? I just want to cook and make videos that people enjoy on the internet. Remember to buy my book.
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Don't bully not-Ashens
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>friend pours himself a nice, tall glass of water
>takes two sips
>dumps the rest of the water down the drain
ABSOLUTELY WASTEFUL
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She does Botox. Doesn't change the fact that her skin is very youthful and healthy looking, especially compared to others her age, thanks to taking care of it.
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>>9327748
FUCK OFF
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not cold enough bro
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So, guys, I ate whale steak. A big, fat, juicy, delicious hunk of whale.
It was fucking godly. Imagine the best bovine steak you've ever had and make it taste *slightly* better than that.
I know understand why these things are almost extinct.
That said, I won't be eating it again because I don't want to support whaling.
Am I literally worse than hitler, /ck/?
Pic related, looked similar to what I had.
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Cool blog post. You're literally the first person to ever eat whale. Cnograts
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>>9327502
you didn't answer my question
thanks for commenting on my blog be sure to like it
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I've always wanted to eat a whale.
Fuck whales, food is food. Humans are the only animals that matter. Everything else is for us to eat.
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G'day curd nerds
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>>93270366
Stop making me want to make cheese.
I don't want to have to drive out to the farm and get raw milk...again.
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Hello from a Wisconsinite born and bred
I've never been to a Curd fest in Madison though, I feel like I've been missing out
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What's up spunk punks
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Can frozen meat spoil? This doesn't smell too good. It's been in there a long time.
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Looks freezer burnt but should be fine to eat if it's thoroughly cooked. I don't think you will enjoy it though.
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>>9326949
I don't think it spoils from bacteria but it'll pick up smells from the freezer and start to taste bad and have a bad texture. It's safe to eat if your freezer works properly, just probably won't taste good.
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These actually taste pretty good
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>>9326925
How is the microwaved chicken quality?
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>>9327584
She does Botox. Doesn't change the fact that her skin is very youthful and healthy looking, especially compared to others her age, thanks to taking care of it.
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>>9327584
Better than you'd expect.
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What's your favorite type of steak? I recently finished cooking some flank. I think I'm getting the hang of it. Kinda wanna try bottom round next.
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Skirt steak. Anything very fatty and thin desu
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>>9326877
>bottom round
you plan on making stew?
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Ribeye is my go to
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You have a €45 budget.
You need to cook dinner for 20 people.
What do you cook?
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>>9326663
Rice and beans with salt
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>>9326663
I buy myself a nice steak and tell the others to either pitch in or fuck off.
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gruel
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How do I cook chicken so it doesn't have that nasty chicken taste?
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How have you been cooking it anon?
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>>9326637
The normal way
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>>9326637
Today I tried to make chicken stir fry. I chopped an onion, about .5 lb of chicken, zucchini, and kale. Sauteed the onion, added chicken, salt, after white on both sides, threw in the rest of the veggies and poured some wine in it. Chicken had a nasty fishy taste. What do?
What the fuck did they do to trix cereal? It was never good in the first place, but now they REALLY don't want you to buy it huh?
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>>9326448
Trix was originally like that, you child.
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I bet somebody from marketing decided that people would prefer something more "natural", "healthy" and of course "organic" looking.
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>>9326471
Go to bed grandad
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/ck/ needs a daily Japanese food general
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nice salmonella faggot
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>>9326140
>eating leaves and uncooked food
Do Japanese really do this?
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>>9326190
Do you know what a garnish is?
So how are you supposed to eat a mango?
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>>9325848
Slice the broad sides, score, and cut off the chunks. Graze your teeth against the skin. Cut off what you can from the narrow edges and suck on the spongey pit. Eat the chunks. Then floss your teeth to get all the fibers out.
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>>9325863
I see, because all this time I just been peeling the skin and then eat as much as possible around the core.
>Score
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>>9325848
Cut in thirds lengthwise, the pieces without the pit you cut slice the meat in a checker pattern and then invert it so the pieces stick out.
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About to scoot on down to the local Taco Bell.
What should I get?
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Intresting thred :p
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a mcchicken
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>>9325367
You have a scooter? Nice.
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>"dude I make the best eggs"
>cooks the yolk
Lets not pretend a 3 year old couldn't do the same thing as you.
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there's nothing wrong with cooking the yolk if you intended to cook the yolk.
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>>9324899
If you claim to make the best eggs it is
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>>9324889
Making the best of something doesn't automatically imply it has to involve skill.