Redpill me on mini tacos
>>9331893
They're like regular size tacos, but smaller.
>>9331908
excuse me this is a taco burrito conversation, nachos
now this is one hell of a thread
maybe the reason americans are so fat is because they refuse to eat spicy food
>not eating pickled peppers by themselves
We do eat spicy food though.
In fact we have a whole machismo culture around eating the hottest bullshit you can in order to prove your manliness.
>>9331858
>>9331869
name me one spicy "american" dish
I'm speechless
>>9331845
Hot damn, that sounds nasty.
>>9331845
Most Monte Christo AREN'T sweet, the bread is just dipped in an egg batter and then fried
>>9331845
I'm Susan
But you can call me Larry.
Do you eat your fruit snacks one by one or as a whole?
eat 1 of every flavor then by the handful
>>9331811
I fill my blender with like 2-3 little punches, fill it up about halfway with water, blend, chill, enjoy my fruit punch. Sometimes I freeze it for popsickles
>>9331811
One at a time dumby
Cooking cringe thread
https://youtu.be/Yi4Ij2NM7U4
>>9331797
I think you meant "please give my video hits thread"
No.
>>9331803
Come on guy I need to pay my hospice bill
>>9331797
Do you know how to pour a beer, /ck/?
>>9331697
Yes
Yeah, into my mouth.
I have a vague idea. Not exactly a good thing considering doing so is supposed to be part of my job, but people keep neglecting to show me how.
Minced garlic
>doesn't taste like garlic
>doesn't smell like garlic
What does /ck/ think of this garbage?
What are some other meme ingredients?
>>9331651
I dunno about you guys but every store bought BBQ sauce I've gotten lately has been super runny, even refrigerated; like super viscosity. Not an ingredient per-se but just an observation I've had.
I can make my own, but it still pisses me off.
>>9331651
probably those hard white puss things that come out of the back of your throat and smell like rotting horse dick when you have a bad infection, soaked in garlic flavored solution
that's what they look like anyways
Dried garlic isn't much better. Nothing beats fresh minced garlic.
Who was right?
>>9331640
For me, it was the McChicken
>>9331640
Neither.
Undoubtedly
Coconut Oil
Is it really all that it's made out to be?
>>9331477
Terrific for masturbation. But then you smell like coconuts so it becomes a dead giveaway.
>>9331482
Do Americans really need to use lube in order to have sex?
>>9331492
yeah cuz our dicks are so big
4 tbsp butter
4 tbsp hot sauce (I use pic related)
4 tbsp dark brown sugar
1 tbsp paprika
1/4 tsp salt
dash of pepper
>>9331446
The short answer is yes.
The long answer is go fuck yourself.
>>9331453
Kek
>>9331446
>Using vinegar based hot sauces.
Fucking weak shit.
Literally the only reason people put up with shit like tobasco sauce or this shit is because they are cheap and lazy as fuck.
Yes, vinegar fucking vinegar is the flavor I want overpowering anything I want to spice up on my plate.
Fucking cucks.
> majority of guests order their burger medium well or well done
>common to have requests for multiple sides of ranch with their meal
>will request extra ranch and notice they don't even use it
>occasionally get someone who wants a super custom dish based on food menu and is a pain in the dick about it if not made to exact order
>>9331402
>>will request extra ranch and notice they don't even use it
I sometimes order mayo for a burger, and then end up not needing to make the juicy burger moister since it was perfectly cooked and dressed. It's a just in case thing.
>>9331402
>the person deepest in a booth is the one that needs to use the restroom multiple times, forcing everyone to stand up.
>>9331434
I'm fine with leaving containers instead of ramekins since that minimizes waste. I just feel like nobody would ever do that if there was a small charge.
This triggers the American.
>>9331270
Meh
We don't give a fuck what Scotland does.
>>9331270
I'd eat it. I wish shawarma meat was available readily where I live.
Have you ever had a bad curry made with coconut milk? It's a miracle ingredient.
yeah loads. made by cunts who think coconut milk immediately makes a curry good.
>>9331230
It's pretty hard to frig up when you use it.
>tom kha kai
Definitive "shit Thai restaurant" filter
Alright /ck/, redpill me on xylitol.
I have nothing against real sugar and am not looking to replace it with an artificial sweetener, but this shit caught my attention when I got a free sample from a vitamin shop and it didn't taste like shit like every other artificial sweetener. It still probably gives you cancer like they all do, right?
>>9331109
I'm pretty sure it has similar effects to the digestive track as long-term beer consumption, as it's it's a sugar based alcohol compound. I'd say it's safe for say a diet but NOT okay for everyday use.
I have limited knowledge and I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure that's accurate.
Well it's not fermentable so you can use it to sweeten homebrewed alcohol without making your bottles explode.
Research shows it's good for your teeth. However large amounts of it make you shit your pants, so have in moderation.
What goes well with rice, /ck/?
Thai curry
Asian girls
>>9331091
alzheimers (at least if you keep cooking it in that aluminum pot rice cooker)