>like breakfast cereal in the morning
>inevitably fart up a storm if I eat it
>>9332368
Have you considered that it may be the milk and not the cereal
>>9332374
it's weird because I don't get nearly the same reaction from just milk or dairy. I think the cereal is merging with the milk in my stomach to create some sort of an apocalyptic doomsday weapon just waiting to explode in the face of an innocent soul on the subway
>>9332381
>processed grains and sugar
>'why is this fucking up my digestive system?'
what's for breakfast /ck/?
a cup of raw flour and the juice from an empty bottle of capers.
I really don't care for that style of scrambled eggs.
I guess they're tolerable if you spoon them onto the bread, though.
Pic related, or eggs benny if its the weekend and I can be fucked
I saw this recipe for making a curry.
>800g of onions
>60g of butter
>70g of plain flour
>3 tablespoons of garam masala or Japanese curry powder
>3 tablespoons of Worcestershire sauce
>2 tablespoons of tomato ketchup
>1 kg of boneless chicken thigh
>2 medium carrots, cut into 2cm wedges
>1kg of water (or chicken stock if available)
>4 cardamom pods
>2 medium potatoes cut into 3 cm cubes
>1 Fuji apple grated
>2 teaspoons of salt
>180g of frozen green peas
How important is cardamom pods in this recipes? If I need to go out and get some. I can, but I don't really want to go out and get any if I can skip on it. I don't know too many other recipes that require or feature it.
TL;DR is cardamom pods needed for curry?
>>9332280
>90% onions
Sounds like a good recipe mate. One thing you must remember is that you don't fry the onions the way you fry a stir fry. You disintegrate the onions by boiling them in just a tiny bit of water. Don't let any part darken more than any other part, just keep cooking and mixing and mashing and stirring till it's monochromatic goo. It browns as one entity, like making caramel out of sugar, actually exactly the same.
Method is way more important than cardimom, but cardimom is important. I recommend finding an Indian grocery and buying their premixed spice packets, they are well mixed, not salty monstrosities like shitty American taco seasonings. Cheap too.
Finally, don't waste your time with Jap curry, it's the American cheese of the world's curries. Good hangover food, not curry.
>>9333306
This is the premixed spice stuff I was talking about, phone didn't let me upload pics.
>>9333306
>don't bother with jap curry
Fuck you, and your pretentious bullshit. I am cooking for myself. I am not trying to please you. I like jap curry and find indian curry okay at best.
But thank you for informing me about cardamoms. I am somewhat grateful.
Just made this. How'd I do?
>>9332265
looks like you followed the employee instructions. The next step is to read your math book for once.
>>9332273
>math
No, you press the pictures of the food.
>>9332265
Did you properly make it, or order it?
How would I fare if I replaced most of my meals with the following recipe?
2 parts oatmeal pulverized into powder
1 part whey protein powder
1 part whatever vegetables or fruit I felt like having
mix with whole milk
Then supplement myself with multivitamin and fish oil supplements.
Thoughts? Soylent's prices are too Hebrew for me.
lol fatass
>>9332255
lol wtf? I'm just trying to eat cheap here while hitting all the essentials.
that's going to taste like fucking shit, just eat cheap food you fag
Canadian here.
Just found out there is a chocolate called Hershey Symphony in the U.S. that is not sold in Canada.
How is the Symphony Milk Chocolate bar (red stripe packaging) different from the regular Hershey bar?
What's the Milk Chocolate with Almonds and Toffee Chips (blue stripes) version like?
>>9332238
I used to get the toffee ones and I thought it was slightly higher quality. Maybe placebo to my burgerbrain, I've only had high quality dark chocolate.
They have an XL one that is thicker.
>>9332238
Symphony is fucking awesome. One of my favorite "cheap" chocolate bars.
>>9332238
I read that as Heresy Symphony.
I need to sleep.
First time making an omelette.
How'd I do?
It's got 6 eggs and 2 slices of REAL American cheese.
Like a dumdum, I took that pic while it was still in the pan when I should have had it on the plate already, so the bottom got a bit overdone.
>>9332191
You can't legally call that cheese in some states
>>9332191
>du fromage
>du
Retard.
>the server brings you chips and salsa "on the house"
id like to stick a chinese star up her butthole
>>9332066
What did he mean by this?
>>9332066
Lmao I don't know why this made me laugh. Fuck
find a better drink
>>9332049
Awesome thread OP.
You've really thought about this one.
>>9332053
back to leedit
>>9332053
Shitposting is fun. Deal with it.
Got any good recipes for tilapia?
I'm staying with the bf for the week and I'm trying to cook like a fucking champ so I can impress him. He only got tilapia and chicken breasts on his freezer.
What are some good ways to cook this things? What side dishes would you recommend? Any tip is highly appreciated! Please help this girl get laid by cooking amazing shit.
>>9332029
The cool thing about some of those "ship your good in a box so you can learn to cook" things is that they often have their recipes online, too.
https://www.blueapron.com/recipes/tilapia-with-shallot-tarragon-butter-over-corn-japanese-eggplant
Fry in butter, sprinkle lemon juice on it, shake on lemon pepper and parsley.
Works with both fish and chicken.
>>9332045
Currently browsing all the recipes, they all look interesting and unusual, which can help to that wow factor but some ingredients could be hard to find. Thank you so much for the link!
What floral flavors are out there besides the usual rosewater, lavender, orange blossom, jasmine, and violet?
>>9331980
Hibiscus. Don't know about eating just the flower but Mexicans make a agua de jamaica or just jamaica with it
What goes good with floral flavors? Looking for something nice to make my gf, she loves rosewater
>>9332494
I used to make an awesome rice pudding with rose water, coconut milk, bay leaf and saffron. Sprinkle some chopped pistachios on there and you're a winner
itt: foods ruined by reddit
I don't like Reddit.
Reddit? I don't particularly care for that web domain.
>>9331975
If Reddit "ruined" a food for you then you're just some retarded faggot thats triggered by shit tier memes. Just eat the food you like and ignore the internet you dipshit
/ck/ rate my carbonara
>>9331936
you could've got your lardons crispier but otherwise looks good
that's a nice looking breakfast
i'd give it an 8.5/10
i actually used kaiser instead of guanciale since i couldn't get my hands on that here so it added a kinda smokey flavor. i also used a shit ton of garlic, way too much.
Hey /ck, I decided to try cooking. Please rate my food. Ingredients are luncheon meat and Japanese style mayonnaise. Served well with sauerkraut.
>>9331933
Ill give it a 14/88
You could consider adding some sage to that
>>9331933
>not writing 1488 out in the mayo
disgraceful
What's the best head shaped vegetable, and why is it cabbage?
>>9331913
>not iceberg
Cabbage really is the boss.
Cabbage saved my health in a non-costly manner. I had to diet and increase my veggies, so I was dreading going through the "rabbit food". Found myself getting a large head of cabbage and working it into every meal. It was inexpensive but I wanted to use up the entire thing each time before freshness was gone, so into every lunch and dinner it went. Helped me get away from the high sugars, fats, and oils I'd had before. I could honestly say at the end of each meal, "well, self, you seem like a freak for having cabbage over and over again, but that was still very delicious"
Celebrate all the head shaped greens, and eat your veggies.