I like pasta and I like eggs, but there don't seem to be very many ways to combine them. Is carbonara all there is?
Egg noodles
pasta omelette
>>9341496
There was this thing from chefsteps a while back. In general, I would say when it comes to more "deconstructed" pasta dishes with multiple not really combined components, eggs can work really well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS7xoFQl5Mg
The rest of it would be asian style noodle dishes. Maybe the next fusion cuisine - asian - italian noodle dishes.
Scams.
Tomatoes aren't native to Italy. How did you fall for this?
>>9340428
why is that a scam?
I accidentally bought this thinking it was San Marzano.
Why is it bad?
Hey /ck/ give me the best meal you have. Tommorow is last day and I would like to have a nice meal before the end. What would you eat for your last supper?
>>9340366
A few grains of fentanyl and a bullet, just to be sure.
Your mom's dick.
For me
Fresh, authentic mole, hmm-m!
>>9340014
Looks like curry
>>9340044
Maybe if you don't like to explore in the kitchen ;)
>>9340044
>a thick sauce looks like a thick sauce
You don't say.
Hi anons. Today we make some tasty dishes with spam.
>>9339426
Who let you have a chainsaw?
Fuck off nigger, it's funny when it's once every few months
What do you know about good fruit punch?
>>9339209
I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
>>9339209
I'm going to lick your fucking ass
>>9339209
I'm going to lick and fuck your ass
Papa John's is the best chain 'za. Agree?
disagree
Their crust is shit tier everything else is average
The best part is the butter dip and pepperoncini
Marco's is the best chain.
worst food thread, pic related
>>9334587
This shit has haunted my childhood
I had to live through years of "anon, eat up, it's good!" WHILE IT'S ACTUALLY A MEME GARBAGE TIER FOOD. FUCK ALL OF YOU NORMIES WHO ENJOY EATING THIS. I will personally purge all of you
>>9334611
nice dubs man
>>9334611
>mortadella
>normie food
>>9331953
Oh great the same 30 webm's again with comments from stupid people. Can't wait for this epic thread.
>>9331964
but i want to see the egg man again
>>9331984
I wish i was cool like him :c
Name a better sip than the original white sips, AKA Zero Ultra, AKA the only thing getting me through the workweek. Professional advice: you can't.
>>9329956
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7
i had my friend bring me sips from abroad because they're not on sale here
rate
I fucking hate you people.
What beer does /fit/ drinks?
>beer
The one and only
>>9346012
>me
At first I thought that only the structure of a sandwich is what matters; That so long as there were ingredients separated between 2 pieces of bread, it made it a sandwich. if it was bread sliced part way through like a sub, it wasn't a sandwich as it wasn't properly separated like a sandwich, and so it was instead it's own unique thing; a sub. This would apply to all the other similar food structures, ex. if shaped like a taco, it's a taco, a wrap is a wrap. However if the person decided to use different food ingredients from traditional sandwiches and still keep the original form it would in my mind still be a sandwich, because sandwiches are sandwiches because they "sandwich" between. Wraps are wraps because they "wrap" around. Interestingly enough I could create new words to continue the point; to "sub" would now mean to slice bread (or something similar) like a sub partway, and to "taco" is to make in the shape of a taco.
I liked this definition because it neatly placed everything into it's own general catagory, which is naturally how I felt it should be.
(1/2)
But after further exploration I realised I had been confusing "a sandwich" with "sandwiching between". If sandwiching between is what made something a sandwich, any food that sandwiched something between could be considered a sandwich! A sub would actually be a sandwhich as it is still technically sandwiching the ingrediants, and so would a hot dog, a taco, and a wrap! In fact, you simply putting your hands against your face momentarily would turn it into a sandwich. This destroyed the neat order I had initially liked, and therefore removed any reason for me to want to continue using such a system. But I switch not only because it lost it's appeal, but because that system is now revealed to actually be misguided and illogical. A sandwich was never a sandwich because it sandwiches something together, a sandwich is a sandwich because a sandwich is a real physical object that something could be compared to and be.
Now a sandwich does sandwich together 2 pieces of bread, but it also does more than that, it falls neatly in line with what our idea of what a sandwich is.
In conclusion I realise now that what I'd been doing is simply calling anything that is sandwiched, a sandwich similar to how people call two cars crashing together a "carcrash" instead of refering it to the real object it is, such as a BLT sandwich.
I am now a sandwich traditionalist; a sandwich is only a sandwich if it has the form and ingredients of a real sandwich. The other foods are sandwiched, but they are NOT a sandwich until they start getting called a sandwich.
(2/2)
>>9344993
Im a hardline traditionalist. I don't know what you all posted because i literally just woke up and I'm not reading that shit. However, I feel as if we disagree on what a sandwich is
naw m8, i'm traditionalist too.
Hey, honey. welcome to Waffle House. What can i get started for ya'll?
>>9344041
triple hashbrown smothered chinked capped and topped
4 EGG BREAKFAST, SCRAMBLED WITH CHEESE AND SALSA, HASHBROWNS, TOMATOES. SIDE OF BISCUITS AND GRAVYYYYY
All star breakfast special
Cinnamon raisin toast
Eggs scrambled
Hash browns
Regular waffle
Bacon
cont. from >>9337060
your alcohols
If I get drunk once a week how fucked is my liver?
Good news, I'm 3 days sober.
Bad news, I think I've picked up a cigarette habit.
I have vodka. What can I mix with it to make me less sad?
Anyone owned a kitchen beetle before? How do I train him to perform tasks besides carrying ingredients for me? Can I teach him to watch a pot of water and let me know when it has come to boil?
What have you guys taught your kitchen beetle(s) to help you with?
>>9343027
a watched pot never boils
Teach em to succ it
>>9343061
A beetle isn't capable of consciously understanding the concept of a boiled pot. Instead, it can be conditioned to unthinkingly emit noise upon being exposed to steam. In this way, it isn't actually watching the pot, merely alerting you (again, unconsciously) when it ha sbeyn to boil.