Do you like pork pies?
>>9350509
never had one but i dont like the look of em, the pork looks too congealed and not like prok at all but processed meat
>>9350523
It isn't congealed bro. It's roughly cut normally.
did you just pull that out of the fridge? i mean i like meat pies and stuff, but eating it cold seems weird.
Are you excited for persimmon season?
I have never eaten a persimmon. What am I missing? If I go and buy one how is the best way to eat them?
>>9350179
buy one, you have my permission to eat a persimmon
I'm tired of wiping for hours after I shit, and still coming up with poopy-schnot on my whiteys later in the day.
Given this is my one and only concern, what foods should I eat to alleviate this?
>>9350088
Vegan diet
>>9350088
Consider a bidet instead of changing diet
how about washing your dirty ass instead of wiping it?
Primitive Time: How to Catch Snakehead murrel and Grill it well || Grilled Fish Recipe Prepared
https://youtu.be/VBmiA_fqNXw
>>9350085
>grill it perfectly
Does he just force a skewer threw its mouth without even killing it what the fuck
>>9350346
they're an invasive species tho
Last thread maxed out. Keep the cooking thread up and going.
Post your homemade meals, recipes, and stories.
Balsamic-honey roasted brussels sprouts, beets and bacon with scrambled eggs. Side of bean salad.
>>9350000
Damn, would eat
Time for curry
Anyone else roast their own beans at home?
I started a couple months ago and it's way cheaper than buying coffee.
Not as cheap as folgers unless you buy beans for like 2$ a pound
>>9350081
Folgers isn't coffee.
>>9350160
it's the best part of waking up, asshole
http://archive.is/iIQ4t
“You can’t know that someone’s going to become a regular, so you don’t necessarily keep track of those people,” Ms. Sandoval said. “But the system does.” It also tracks the top 100’s dining companions when they split the check. Upserve sends a list of credit card numbers, dates of visits and items bought; the restaurant matches each number to a name, and a search on Google, Facebook and LinkedIn provides a face to go with it.
“We’re sure to recognize them” the next time they come in, so the staff can welcome them back by name, Ms. Sandoval said. “It surprises people, in a nice way, when they didn’t make the reservation themselves.”
Upserve offers a “magic quadrant” feature that divides dishes into four categories — “greatest hits,” “underperformers,” “one-hit wonders” that are popular with first-timers but not with repeat visitors, and “hidden gems,” which regulars like and first-timers don’t — to help the Sandovals understand which are popular, and which prompt diners to return.
She relies on the Server Scorecard, a feature offered by Avero.
The scorecard ranks servers on multiple criteria, which makes it easier for Ms. Williamson to identify the right waiter, for example, for a large party with children. She might not pick the server who sells the most. The more appropriate match could be a server who ranks higher in tip percentage than in sales, thanks to grateful families who tend to order less alcohol.
>>9349542
>favorite restaurant now requires resume, CV, and 3 references
>can no longer eat there because they require 3 years of dining experience
>>9349542
if a restaurant welcomed my back by name after a second visit i would never return to that restaurant
>>9349542
my sub came in this type of container.
why dont more sub shops use this kind of container? usually you just get it wrapped in some paper and tinfoil from most places. this is much better.
>>9349535
Because styrofoam is bad for the environment.
>>9349535
Because it's more expensive.
>>9349539
>Liberals actually believe this
Why is a new bag of chips always half empty? Why all this betrayal?
the air in the bag protects the chips
>>9349574
That's a dirty fucking lie and they know it. They just get to charge more for less product. Same with cereal.
Only slightly related but
>be me, worker at a little corner shop owned by an old man
>my asshole friends come to hang out sometimes and talk
>they periodically open bags of chips and eat out of them without buying
>have to close them all with a stapler so boss doesn't see and complain
It's your birthday and you're all alone. How do you celebrate? Do you eat cake?
>>9349421
I spend 6 hours making my own showstopper birthday cake so I can then weep over it alone. The aesthetic really does it for me.
>>9349421
I like brownies better but if I'm going to be alone on my birthday, I'm probably going to buy a bottle and drink at home.
>>9349421
Probably with some beers.
For me, it's the pad thai chicken.
For me, it's the extra spicy mint leaf chicken
Same desu
I love me some chicken pad thai I could eat it every day, comfy meal
For me, it's the kaprow chicken immediately followed by evacuating my bowels.
Are there any sweeteners that wont give me diabetes or cancer?
Stevia
Maturation
A bullet
Which style of meat is the most peaceful?
Salami.
>>9348408
u should team up with the guy who did the stand up routine at the grocery store
>>9348460
i actually appreciate that if you mean it lol did you actually chuckle? and who is this guy you speak of
>>9348497
I dont get the joke please assist me
Japanese cuisine is shit.
It's nothing more than raw fish, plants and rice.
>being this jelly about not being able to eat Japanese pizza
Reminder: if you like something, you should enjoy it and never give a shit what anyone thinks of you for it
>>9348297
It's not shit, just incredibly bland.
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distant silhouette edition
This board is not your support/bragging group. Grow up.
>>9348242
Thanks for the quick rundown, you can go
>>9348242
these threads are still around, anon.
how much can you drink?