Just about to cook salmon for the first time ever AMA
>>9356821
Will you be putting the salmon on top of that garlic bread, OP?
>>9356821
Why do noob cooks tend to go for baking as their default?
Do you not realize that cooking it in a pan is faster, uses less energy, and makes it much more easier to tell when the fish is done so you don't overcook it?
>Lunch hour is about to start
>Pair of women come in, order a la carte grilled chicken with soup of the day
>soup goes out
>five minutes later chicken is ready
>waiter says they're still drinking the soup
>ten minutes later
>still drinking soup
>half an hour later
>somehow, still drinking the soup
>lunch hour finishes
>'Sorry, could I get it to go? I'm in a rush. It's still hot right?'
>mfw
>>9356754
Just give them the chicken with the soup, idiot. Who gives a fuck if they have it at the same time?
>>9356754
>slow eaters
>>9356760
The restaurant has unreasonably small tables and it's packed since it's lunch hour.
Rate my breakfast.
0/10
1/10
>>9356749
too small beer/10
>tfw on a water fast
>tfw watching indian street food on youtube all day
>>9356743
>getting hungry from dirty indians making food with poop on hands
open bobs pls
>>9356857
No passport?
>>9356743
Yes, it's dangerous to watch something that fucking disgusting while on a water fast, as vomiting without solid substance in your belly is extremely unpleasant
Milk? No milk? Almonds?
Give me your best Horchata recipes.
>>9356717
So I had this at a popular place here and it tasted too much of cinnamon and was kind of acrid. I got it at a local taco place that makes their own and this was smoother and much better and I wish they sold it by the quart. The label said it had Morro (seed? nut?) in it so the flavor was more complex.
Have you tried activating your almonds
>>9356717
I'd like a good horchata recipe too. Every time I've made it, it turned out too chalky and cinnamon-y.
I just made this burger.
What do you guys think?
>>9356660
Kill yourself
>>9356660
>uncooked onion rings
it's like you hate your taste buds
>>9356660
Fuck off with that turkey burger bullshit
alright /ck/ i need help. what can i do with this aside from BBQ? 90% of recipe online all involve bbq.
I didn't know you call roo meat beef. How odd.
>>9356607
its an austraya thing. we call crocodile meat as Aussie Chicken.
bbq. or pickle it using rock salt, then boil with cabbage and root veg. but bbq is a lot easier.
Do you realize how badly this is affecting your health?
Sort yourself out.
I'd rather be acidified than eat the faggy diet on the right.
>>9356576
>breast milk
>"faggy"
kys my dude
>>9356584
>Herbal teas
>Stevia
>No meat, not even fish
Yeah, pretty fruity.
How many kind of reptiles human eat?
like 18, my man
>>9356550
Not many, but I think that may have something to do with the difficulty of breeding them.
>>9356550
I have seen some Democrats eat meat.
Rate my bread
>>9356532
looks fucking terrible but if you like it like that then by all means
>>9356532
clean your fucking kettle
>>9356552
My kitchen is far dirtier than this. You can fuck right off.
>$6.79
>5 pack
Worth it?
>>9356502
>Mild
no
i will never understand why noodles cost more than pasta. isnt it the same shit?
>>9356513
it's got black speech on it so it was imported from mordor and the tariffs are crazy
I bought these a week ago to try out, and my god I get really uncomfortable and long shits with these. The first time I ate one it was near painful, and this time I wanted to really find out if it was the danishes so I ate one again, but only half, and I still spent a good hour in the shitter.
Any type of cheese danish makes me shit my brains out.
>>9356373
interesting, I usually get starbucks danishes and I don't shit from them. These costco ones really do it for me though.
>>9356371
Why do I get the feeling that you'll give them another four or nine tests, just to be sure.
starting my mukbang channel tomorrow. what should i eat?
i dont live in flyover land so i have access to pretty much every type of food
mcnuggets
>>9356355
>I'm becoming an attention whore tomorrow xD
Eat a bullet
A bullet
Do you sometimes eat a known safe number of the bitter almonds in pitted fruit or do you always throw it away?
Has anyone ever died from the cyanide in several jars of sweet almond butter eaten in one day?
Never. I suck on them though, typically. I'll eat a peach and when it's down to almost nil I just pop the whole thing in my mouth and scrape away the meat till its just pit and roll it around till I get up to a bin.
>>9356254
In one of the Game of Thrones books Hotpie talks about grinding up the stones of sour cherries to top pies with. Was he talking about the 'seed' or wut
>tfw when the food is too spicy!
t. John Smith
white people general
>tfw the food is not spicy enough