>Eat a very ripe banana while watching tv
>Wait until a commercial to get up and throw the peel away
>When the commercial comes, look at peel
>It's already turned dark brown in my hand
Why is food so gross
>Why is my understanding of decomposition processes so lacking?
>>9360031
>...Anonymous
>Eat some juicy steak while watching tv
>Wait until a commercial to get up and throw my plate in the sink
>When the commercial comes, look at plate
>It's covered in disgusting brown and oily juices
Why is food so gross
>>9360031
Oxidisation
PP johns released new pizzas, don't waste your time. they are just OK. pic related. the pepperoni is way better. The new ones are just soggy pepperoni instead of crisp.
papa johns in general is trash pizza I wouldn't even make my enemies eat it
>>9359923
that doesn't make sense, "I will feed the best pizza to my enemies"
>>9359906
In Canada, Papa is a glaring failure eclipsed even by the filthy likes of Little "In the Window of Every Crack House" Cesar's
>buy fresh salsa
>add Yucateco habanero hot sauce
>>9359895
>not making your own salsa
OP, despite his trials and tribulations, is still a faggot.
>>9359901
>want to make own salsa
>have to spend $15 to make a gallon's worth of salsa that will spoil within a week and end up having more chips than dip
Cilantro, Lime, Serrano peppers, Jalapenos, salt, pepper, onions, garlic, honey, tomatillos, cumin/bouillin cube
>having to clean up the food processor
>>9359895
of course you dumb fuck. tortillas chips don't even qualify as fucking food. corn is the most nutritionally devoid shit ever to grow out of gods green earth. and you take that and deep fry it and cover it salt. then dip it tomato and onion mush that has had an extra helping of salt dumped into it to prolong it's shelf life. what part of that would make you think it's even remotely close to being health food?
I'm being put up in a hotel for week for work. there's no refrigerator, no microwave and I'm not really trying to eat at restaurants the whole time. Any ideas for dinners that require zero kitchen?
zero kitchen?
why, my peenus weenus of course!
haha!!!
recipes that require no kitchen, the answer is, obviously, ny peanus weenus!
>>9359802
Bagged brown rice in the electric kettle, mix in some canned tuna, herbs and soy sauce. It ain't pretty but it's edible.
>>9359802
soft boil eggs in kettle, toast bread with iron
What's a burger king to a burger friend?
>>9359686
Jon Snow
HOL UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN
WE WUZ BURGER KAAAAAANGZ N SHIET?
What's a burger god to a burger non-believer who don't believe in anything?
>Tastes the same
>Bigger quantities
>Lower prices
How can General Mills & Kellogg's compete /ck/?
>>9359368
I get them for my kids. They like the various cereals, and I like the price and the fact there is no high fructose corn syrup in them.
>>9359388
>there is no high fructose corn syrup in them
Why do you like that?
>>9359404
>Why do you like that?
What did he mean by this?
I know I'm tasting potato and habanero, but whats that other flavor? the one you can smell when you sniff inside the bag.
you mean that faint vinegary smell?
You could post the ingredients list, you know.
I usually pick up sardines, but after going to my local Greek grocery store, I couldn't resist getting these
>>9359230
How does it taste?
This shit is healthy af
>tfw only have $60 USD to last me the rest of the month
I don't think I'm gonna make it... what should I buy to stretch my dollar? Also can anyone guide me through the process of getting EBT?
>>9358910
the month ends in a couple days, I think youre fine.
>>9358915
This. If you can't survive on $20 a day you're eating way to expensive of foods
>>9358910
rice beans and whatever you can dumpster dive
can we have a sushi porn thread?
>>9358678
nah, sushi's gay.
>>9358680
Bro Your fucken retarded
>>9358682
nah, i'm not.
Going through grandmas cookbooks. Will post the ones she's leaving me in a bit, she wants me to organize the ones that are left.
>>9358649
From the official cookbook of Caroline county maryland
The oldest one. Sometime around 1930ish, tells how to kill and process the game.
Shit I'm getting out of order. These are the ones I'm keeping.
Let's take stale taffy and pretend it's a unique product.
who said it wasn't a unique product?
>>9358548
Now and Laters was at one time one of my favorite candies, but they completely ruined it with their new """softer""" variety that's totally shit in every way. I send ferrara candy hate mail shitting on their new now and laters whenever I remember what they've done to them. Thanks OP.
Seriously, whomever is responsible for changing now and laters deserves a heavy punch right in the dick.
>>9358548
but it's tangy baby!
I had a layover in Lagos for a business trip and it seemed that everyone on the plane ordered red wine mixed with apple juice (50:50)
Just what the fuck is with that? Also, African cuisine general.
>dirty cat touched the pizza
>>9358529
Roman soldiers would drink wine with vinegar and herbs (Posca). Basically salad dressing.
Apple Juice and red wine sounds far more palatable.
>>9358707
Try mixing a tablespoon of wine vinegar into a tall glass of iced water. Shit is crazy refreshing.
What is this nonsense?
At least it tastes like a taco. I've had special flavor chips that tasted like fuck-all.
>>9358421
I believe they are chips that are taco flavored.
>>9358421
Potato chips with taco seasoning? Not a bad idea but I have no idea what they would go with.
Kind of a retarded thread for /ck/ but this seemed as good a place as any.
How long does tap water last when in an air tight container?
I have one of those big 8 litre glass water dispenser things, it has an air tight tap fitting at the bottom, and an air tight metal lid. I always change the water out if it doesn't get drank every few days just out of habit, but in theory, so long as the container itself remains clean the water would last for months, right?
>>9358355
tap water go bad when it hit air
put tap water in balloon and squeeze air out
problem solve
anywhere up to 8 days then you should boil the water and put it back in the container to activate the water
>>9358361
>activate the water