This is not normal.
Neither are vaccines, airplanes, internet, electricity, humans on the moon, etc
The moment an anti-aging vaccine is made people are going to make shitposts exactly like this one
Idk, kinda depends on what you call "normal"
Like if we're just talking about things that are common, we can make 'gene silenced' tomatoes normal, if they aren't already. "Not normal" isn't synonymous with unhealthy. Just because you're upset that we made tomatoes last longer doesn't mean you're not retarded.
At what point are you an alcoholic?
Like, you drink a whole bottle of wine because it tastes good, but you do that maybe once a month. Is that alcoholism?
>>9355141
Being an a formal member of the al/ck/ club requires you to need booze. Not that you want a cold beer, but that your body is having a reaction due to the lack of alcohol you are consuming.
>>9355141
Al/ck/ anon reporting in for an answer
The answer to you question is no. You are an alcoholic if you can't not drink if that makes sense. I tried dialing back down from booze to 5-6 beers for a couple week a night and couldn't sleep without sleeping pills.
Also, the gas I had was on par with chemical warfare gasses
>>9355154
>That point when you start drinking to feel normal; instead of drinking to enjoy it
Give me your family's secret recipe or else!
>>9355102
Lol my dad never cooked with recipes he made everything up on the fly we're all fucked because the cheesecake goes to his grave.
the leek and potato soup my mother makes is breddy good
should ask for the recipe at some point
Boil some water, add some of this, some of that, simmer for 5 hours and wa la, you have soup!
Why don't grocery stores sell turkey as they do with chicken? I know ground turkey is sold but why can't I buy turkey breasts, thighs, and cutlets?
Fascinating question desu. Lurking
>>9354075
Your supermarket has a poor selection. My local markets sell those things.
>>9354075
I can't get my head around turkeys. It's delicious, it can't fly, it looks stupid and it's far from camouflaged. Yet somehow it managed to survive as a species.
Do you prefer lump charcoal or briquettes?
if you have to ask...
>>9353860
Charcoal. But honestly I prefer propane and propane accessories.
>>9353875
What's the point of a gas grill? Just use a stove.
Why does /ck/ hate Mexican food so much?
Sure it isnt the most sophisticated or fancy cuisine in the world but its not really fair to dismiss it all as over salted trash.
>>9353841
They have only had strip-mall diarrhea-tier tex-mex slop. Not saying tex-mex is inherently bad, but there is A LOT of that garbage even in places where there is good mexican food.
>>9353850
Absolutely this.
In San Antonio you can find a great Mexican mom and pop restaurant, a shitty roach infested one, and a taco bell all on the same street.
>>9353850
Texmex is literally better than real mex food.
Go ahead and tell me menudo or other such shite is good
*removes every sandwich except the BLT*
ahhh... much better :)
who invented this monstrosity
>>9353463
You actually typed that faggot shit out and thought youd be funny.
>>9353470
The BLT evolved from the tea sandwiches served before 1900 at a similar time to the club sandwich.
Tea Sandwich: Place of origin - United Kingdom
so basically brits that were americans at heart
Hey, we're going to go to a breakfast restaurant, what does everyone want?
>PANCAKES!!
>BACON!!
Okay, so now that the children have ordered, what will the adults eat?
pancakes, bacon, eggs
Country fried steak with biscuits and gravy. Can you top me off too? Thank you.
>>9353081
icecream
Didn't see a thread here so thought I'd start one. Got 2 bottles of champagne and a bottle of vodka earlier. What are you drinking /ck/?
Nothing today. Left my drinks at my buddy's house, and no car. I have half a bottle of wine left that belongs to my sister, but there's no point in drinking that because I won't even feel it.
Would kill for a 12 pack today to go with the wine. I have the money, too, which is rare. But just not the means to get to a package store.
>>9352718
?
Relaxing with this.
I've become obsessed with pizza over the past year and I've noticed that other anons here share the same obsession. This is our thread, it's all about pizza here. Share your favorite pizzas, tell pizza stories, tell us about your ideas for pizza recipes, etc. This is a pizzafag safe space, let it all out. I, personally, eat it for over half of my weekly meals.
I love pizza. but my pizza experience is very limited. I watch videos of pizza and imagine what it tastes like. I've really only mostly had major chains pizza, but it's always so delicious. I want to eat at every pizza place in NY and Chicago and LA. I sometimes have fantasies about opening up my own pizza truck and calling it "Were it not for pizza" because were it not for pizza I would probably be dead.
I eat it probably once a month because I don't want to become a hedonist piece of shit
The obligatory trip to Lou's is always the highlight of whenever friends/family are in town. To me, it's togetherness good times in food form. For that totally subjective reason, I consider it the greatest pizza in the world.
>>9351239
Yes, thank you. I read a couple times online that "real chicagoans" eat pub pizza but every time i go back home i wanna get lou's.
Chefs you would love to beat to death
>>9350156
CNN filled his latest season with so much propaganda i had to skip most of the episodes.
>>9350156
I took his advice and went to some of the restaurants I saw on tv...don't take his advice.
>>9350156
paula deen
>Millennials are ruining foo-
>>9348712
>Shopping in groups
>communal tables
Who the fuck
>>9348712
>1979
Really?
I thought is was more like 1985-1999
>>9348723
communism
Cringe
Based
Great thread.
>>9348515
>le cringe xD
>>>/r/eddit
Ladies and gentlemen, the story you're about to see is true, the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
this thread is for anyone to post a cook-along, bake-along, drink-along, pickle-along or OC food/drink pics, post your meals or what ever if you dont want to make or use another thread
last thread >>9261295
>dickered
This is looking promising already
you talk and cook like such a fag, dude
>>9312423
:)
>>9312424
tubular dooder ill try to start talking and cooking totally bodacious to suit your totes radical needs, dude
>tfw sick
would ordering some KFC make me feel better or worse
>>9360470
Worse and you know this.
>>9360470
Depends where you live. If you're in Europe or North America, I wouldn't recommend it. However if you're in Asia/Middle-east they still use old recipe at KFC and tastes pretty good.
>>9360470
>ordering some KFC
i'm sure mommy would gladly make you some tendies herself