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Didn't get the D enough.
My offer to her still hands.

She's got alcoholic cheeks, she's an alcoholic.

>>9363374
Me and my sister nicknamed her "witch bitch" when we were kids.
Now my sister's a bitch though, we used to have fun though

>>9363273
Yes the mouth pieces are ridiculous. Mine looked a little different. But my jaw was so bad i had to wear it 24/7 for 6months....i had some crazy headachs and a nosebleed in the 1st week. But it did help. Helped me to retrain my bite a little so eating wouldnt pop my jaw all the time......its been years since and my teeth have shifted, the piece no long fits properly, i wish it did so i could use it. Only other thing i do to help is put pressure on hollow spot behind your ear. Hold for 20 secs and alternate.

>>9363273
Former chef and qualified dental technician here. TMJ disorder appliances will be painful and uncomfortable in the short term, as they are literally forcing you to occlude (bite down) in an unfamiliar way. There are other forms of mandibular motion your appliance may be correcting also, if you have crossbite or similar.

If it's still uncomfortable after a few weeks, you should seek out a good quality smaller dental lab in your area to have it checked. Dentists are utter cuntrags who will happily refer your appliance to a shitty sweatshop lab that do a half-assed job if it saves them five bucks (and makes you come back for 'adjustments').

The pain in your right jaw is simply the head of the mandible rubbing against part of the TMJ it doesnt normally contact. If you have pain in the teeth or gums when wearing the device, your dentist probably fucked up the impression so the model the appliance was built on is slightly different to your actual dentition.

Good luck anon, feel free to ask further questions. Going back to work in ten minutes, but will answer them in a few hours if thread is still up.

>>9363348
>An actual qualified dental technician with experience and an inside understanding of common dental establishments giving it straight with no bullshit

And just with this I've become incredibly happy

>>9363247
It's absolutely true. Professional chefs are under more stress than just about anyone else.

Most cooks imbibe in something, smoking isnt uncommon, getting shithoused after work is frequent, but only alcoholics get stinky on the job and if a cook gets high you can be assured your dish will taste like absolute dogshit.

>>9363247
Oh fuck yeah. Mostly pot though through vape lately as it's easier to conceal than a flask I don't find the stress that bad even in high-volume situations but some people just can't go without it.

Honestly servers are worse, those fuckers are high all day.

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>>9363151
these fruits

>>9363151
Vagina :/

>>9363158
Try banana Laffy Taffy- the after taste is the same (minus the banana flavor), I think it's the palm oil.
Probably because of the Bartholin's Duct which emits a waxy like substance, hence the similarity to palm oil.

How easy is it to fuck up and kill yourself?

>>9362806
It's pretty hard

i brew it myself have been for about 6 months id say. i was really nervous about getting it contaminated and having my secondary fermentations explode but this doesnt really seem like a problem. here is my advice for you:

>dont use a funnel use a measuring cup to transfer liquids
>dont worry about your shit exploding the best batches ive had are the ones i dont open for 4-5 days at a time (carbonation wise, this can also change DRASTICALLY depending on temperature)
>always use ginger, tastes amazing with it and really helps is carbonate
>always use citrus, its just good
>make yourself some simple syrup to add if you need to add some sugar to increase fermentation or if you leave it too long you can sweeten a bit afterwords.
>use a bit of green tea with the black tea (brew separately then mix dont want to burn the green) to get the antioxidants, the SCOBY doesnt love green tea but i usually do 6 teaspoons black and 2 teaspoons green (loose tea) per gallon with 1 cup of sugar. this is for initial fermentation.

favorite flavors so far

>rasp, lemon, ging
>grapefruit ging
>lemon/lime, ging
>peach, nectarine, apricot

i dont really like adding herbs (basil, mint, etc.) anyway the shit is healthier than anything other than the slight sugar has a small amount of every b vitamin (even 12 which is usually only in animal protein) and all them yummy probiotics and antioxidants.

"Yeah I did. Thanks here's your tip"

>>9362799
>tfw they only give you the tip

>>9362792
Is that the "David" model? I asked for the "Adam."

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Here is what I'm using for ingredients,brown sugar at far left..

>>9362697
yum! please proceed!

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blending all ingredients except pork, I cut them up in strips to make skewering easier

in b4 old blender is old

Yea. I eat more vegetables and less not vegetables.

>>9362573
Ive found that homemade soups are king.

>2 cups water
>2 tsp of better than buillion or 2 cubes buillion if poorfag
>spices

20 calories of filling soup broth before you add low calorie amounts of vegies.

I even drink broth straight from a thermos to keep me full all day.

Shits dope.

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>>9362582
>homemade soups
>2 tsp of better than buillion or 2 cubes buillion if poorfag

Shit son what are you doing? Just look at those fucking ingredients.

August 12th.

just hacked you OP, enjoy.

>>9362460
1996, in a hotel in San Antonio.

its food you fucktard. who cares.

>>9362451
I used to use stuff like this for sides, but after I started making all homecooked sides my family would be able to tell if I cheated.
What I'm trying to say is that it's ok unless you are used to better.

>>9362488
i am used to better
i'll spend several hours on a proper biryani
but 90 seconds in the microwave, man. i just ate one with a spoon right out of the bag, epecially after a 10 hour shift, can't rightly complain

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it gets 100 degrees in my house. Leaving bread out will cause mold within days.

>>9362317

amreicans can't afford aircon?

>>9362317
>it gets 100 degrees in my house

Do you live in fucking zimbabwe?

>>9362292
I ran the bacon race, just a 5k, last year on my birthday. Was fun but I didn't know there was a "bacon day". I'm not fucking around it's actually a thing.

https://runsignup.com/race/fl/orlando/thegreatamericanbaconrace2

>>9362292
>international
>in canada
What did he mean by this?

>>9362309
Metric calendar.

It would be Friday and twelve fourteenths in American calendar.

>>9362180
why not? boiling and processing it removes any bacteria and harmful agents, and I've never tried it so I can't say I don't like the taste of cat shit.

life's too short to give a fuck anyway, so enjoy it.

Hunger.

>>9362180
furries

Don't click my links!

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Just looked this fruit up and I want to try it. Where can I acquire such a mystical fruit.

>>9362827
You should really try it! I basically don't get sick anymore!

>>9362041

i would have given you a kick in your vagina you useless piece of shit

>>9362046
Did you just assume OP's gender, shitlord?

Aren't you special.