i have lots of potatoes and roma tomatoes. what should i make with the,??
French fries and ketchup
>>9367253
Chili
>>9367260
potaote chilli?
I'll start, people who buy with nothing but change. also people who block a whole isle
People who don't read the instructions on the self checkout registers, then get confused when something goes wrong. The worst part about this is when a register is set to cards only mode, you need to press a button on the screen acknowledging that you can only use a card, then they try to use cash or get cash back.
When I buy a bunch of grapes only to get them home and have them be decorative plastic grapes.
People who pay with a stack of WIC checks, and don't even bother to organize their shit on the belt.
Then make the cashier find each item in the pile of shit and candy.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH THE 50'S AND MAYONNAISE? why did everyone use it in every Fucking "salad"? And why the fuck was it used in Jello molds so Fucking much????? Why?? It's Fucking disgusting.
>>9367168
>>9367174
I tried using Google and I did not get an answer.
>>9367168
Because, believe it or not, the '50s came right after the '40s, which is when WWII happened. WWII caused pretty much everyone to have to ration certain things (sugar, crude oil, etc). I'm pretty sure the Korean war happening shortly thereafter didn't help either.
You're looking at a period of time when people had to make the most out of the little they had (while still keeping up appearances, because MURICA), and asking
>baaahh why is their food so weird and apparently a cobbling together of random shit
Because that's what people HAD to do (in many cases).
Has Halloween already started at your grocery store?
Yes.
This picture made me realize that no European ever has to walk outside and see a Mexican
>>9367129
What do Scaries and Coffin Crisps taste like?
Why do these give me diarrhea every single time? I typically have an iron gut that can handle all kinds of way more outrageous abuse. They don't make me feel sick or make my stomach hurt or even give me excess gas but every single time I eat one, I have hot bubbling shit 6-8 hours later.
I mean I know they're shitty quality but they're still just chicken, lettuce, cheese sometimes, and sauce wrapped in a tortilla.
Probably the dressings they use.
>>9367040
I guess so. Whatever oils they use must have some sort of laxative effect on me. I've never bought their dressing by itself.
>>9367031
Probably the fact that they are walmart brand sandwiches that they don't properly take care of.
So you are buying basically near rotten food.
I am thawing out some frozen chicken breasts to cook on my George foreman grill.
I have an assortment of spices, can /ck/ recommend me what to season my chicken with before cooking? I will be eating it with steamed broccoli and noodles
>>9366897
>pedo
MODS
>>9366917
anon can you just help me season my chicke n breastss
I'd use a meat mallet to pound it out flattish and even thickness.
Crush some garlic and rub it all over along with some salt and pepper. A light coating of paprika and cumin would be a nice touch.
Can I get some tips on making a good dark and stormy? I used zaya rum, bundaberg and fresh lime but it didn't come out tasting well. Should I add lime juice and bitters?
>>9366869
Bump
Isn't a Dark and Stormy supposed to be Gosling's and Gosling's?
>>9367316
Well I guess if you want to be really strict about it. I've read that you can use any dark rum and ginger beer though
Why does nobody here shill Cowboy Kent Rollins' youtube cooking videos??!
>classic vibe
>rustic cowboy appeal
>hearty food for hearty people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_6RgolSB0M
check him out /ck/ you won't regret it i swear!
anyone who thinks cooking cans of beans is some sort of magic recipe is not to be trusted.
all that looks like is chicken with milk on top but i want to fucking devour it
also, hey cowboy
i just watched the whole thing.
seriously ? it's some motherfucker cooking tins of beans in a pot with shit he added. This qualifies as food outside of a british man's basement because????????
Girlfriend I am unsure of just offered to make carbonara. Wtf do I do. I'm 23 btw.
tell her you are not ready to take such a big step in your relationship
Call her a pleb and tell her to make puttanesca instead
You observe her and make sure she does everything right and then leave her when she fucks up.
>>9366666
observed
It's going to be high 90s to the 100's through next week so it's too fucking hot to cook. Aside from ice cream for every meal and shoving ice cubes up my ass what are some good lunch and dinner cold dishes that will also cool me off?
GAZPACHO
>>9366585
fpbp
alternatively you could shove ice cubes up your ass.
>>9366570
What kind of food do you like? Something cold to eat can't be that fucking hard for to figure out.
Choose.
>>9366561
I'm going Honey Blossom.
But choose wisely.
I'll have a for me thanks
Hey /ck/. Could you give me a good burger seasoning recipe? Also, how lean should the beef be?
>>9366486
I too would like to know this, but specifically for a smash-burger.
>>9366486
No leaner than 80/20. Season with (fresh minced or powdered) garlic, salt, pepper, Worcestershire sauce, chipotle powder if you like spicy/smoky peppery flavour.
>>9366486
I like 70/30 but most people like 80/20...two different schools of thought on this so you kinda need to make up your own mind.
Seasoning should be salt, pepper and ________ whatever the fuck you want...but keep it to 3 things specifically for the patty. Remember you're also likely adding lettuce, onion, tomato and a sauce so there's not need to over season a burger, the meat will basically speak for itself.
Egg fags can fuck off.
Do strip clubs do takeout?
>>9366422
You mean food right?
>>9366443
I'm assuming he just wants a couple breasts
>>9366422
Thanks called prostitution
Hey cu/ck/s i'm going to be traveling to Des Moines and wondering what restaurants are noteworthy.
Also, mid-west genertal
>>9366388
I fondly remember looking down at Idaho as I flew over it, and contemplating the true nature of the potato.
Then I went somewhere else.
>>9366388
Do they even have things that are not chains there?
>>9366471
what
How do I eat snack foods without hating myself afterwards?
I used to eat a whole bag of chips or cookies in one sitting and enjoy the whole experience.
I still enjoy the taste of snack foods and the experience of binging on it but now all I can think about is that eating the whole thing is like eating 3 additional meals that day
DO
Start lifting and running
>>9366283
then u feel even worse if u cheat