I'll start with the sight of a freshly cleaned deep fryer.
For me, it's the McChicken.
>>9343455
Waking up a mess and realizing you didn't drunkly trash the kichen trying to make some food last night for a change
How do you guys like your bread?
soaked to perfection
Wrapped around succulent fried chicken, lettuce, and McChicken sauce.
As I drive up to the drive-thru, the summer air brushes through my hair. It was late in the afternoon and I had decided to obtain for myself a meal at McDonald's. As I arrive my tire screeches along the pavement making a gentle sound.
I pull up to the drive-thru. "to mcdonald's how may I help you" the woman says. "yes I'll take two McDoubles ketchup only" "is that all" she told me. "No, I would also like a large Coke with no ice." "is that all?" "no" I remind her. "I would also like a small order of french fries" "is that all" she said sternly. "Yes'm" she repeated the cost of my order and I drove forward
As I drove by a cherry blossom tree it reminded me of the beautiful summers I spent in Japan. I put my hat next to me as I pulled up to the window. A woman opened the window and asked for money, a common sight for me. I reach into my wallet and give her exact change (I prepared it while driving up to the window) I give her the money and continue on. As I pull up to the second window I place my hat upon my head. I wait there as some children play in a nearby yard. The window opens "here's your food sir" she tells me. I reach out and grab the food. Our hands brush and for a moment, time stops. As I pull away her hand slips off the bag. I grab the rim of my hat and tilt it in her direction; a recognition of our temporary friendship. I continue home. It was the best meal I've ever had.
>2 McDoubles ketchup only
So literally 2 packs of ketchup in a bag?
Hey co/ck/ suckers.
I roasted some garlic and was wondering if i could through these in some kind of oil to infuse the garlicness into said oil without it going bad.
Will the garlic rot left in the oil for a long period of time?
>>9343131
it probably isn't gonna rot for a good amount of time, as long as you actually cook the garlic
uncooked garlic in oil can cause botulism and that shit could kill you
>>9343142
Its pretty well roasted. I'll store it in the fridge just incase.
Please make your selection, /ck/.
Nothing because the decor choice of that establishment leads me to believe its some shithole hick town 600 miles away from the nearest actual point of civilization.
Which means I'll get food poisoning.
Happens every time.
>>9343135
The people living in those places have probably never heard of a frittata much less made one. I'd say this is outskirts of a big city
I burnt my tongue because I didn't wait for my instant noodles to cool enough
>>9343011
What does r9k have to do with this?
>>9343042
It's where frog posters like you belong.
>imitation kfc chicken recipe
>"it tastes EXACTLY like kfc!"
>paprika, garlic powder, salt, pepper, thyme
>>9342974
i'm sure you have a commercial pressure fryer, too. so it can taste just like KFC.
>tfw no Asian mom to make kawaii lunches for you
>>9342833
Wasting food to shape nintendo garbage like that should be a crime.
>>9342833
>tfw my asian mom never made me kawaii lunches
life is suffering
Name a better meal starter.
Protip: you can't
>>9342542
Intent.
eating anything that comes in a 'kit'
So I'm a poor college fag and I have to bring my own food in to college with me because the food there is expensive and shit.
My favourite combinations are:
- chicken, rice, peas, and corn.
- chicken and pasta.
I like them because I can cook them in bulk, freeze, and reheat, and they still taste good and give me energy to get through the day.
What sauces or spices do you think I should add to the above to get some variety in there.
Every thread deserves a reply
MSG
>that cock wearing his hen beater
ITT: weird shit you used to do with food as a kid
I used to put string cheese on a tortilla and heat it up for like 30 seconds til its melted and hot then fold it up like a tortilla and eat it
i have no idea why or how i started eating it
pic unrelated
>like a tortilla
like a burrito, i mean
That's only weird if you had better cheese around.
>>9342478
I had better cheese product but not better cheese.
Who /keto/ here?
I need inspiration.
>>9342205
do not go to leddit for inspiration, they don't understand the diet.
if you're fat, eat protein and fiber. if you eat a ton of fat, you'll never lose any weight. the point of keto is to force your body to use its fat storages for weight loss. that's why when you go to leddit they're all still 200 lbs after years of killing their bodies with keto
>>9342212
Oh i know the diet, i've been on it for over a year now, lost a ton of weight.
I mean i need inspiration for cool new shit to cook.
I'm looking to get into Keto. I'm 270 pounds and I'm miserable. Can some of you help me out and tell me how to get everything set in motion? I'd really appreciate it a lot.
Do you cook chicken medium rare?
If the chicken is raised properly and slaughtered early then this is perfectly safe.
Good fucking luck getting that quality of chicken in the states though
>>9342204
This. I have tried it but honestly it's not very pleasant. Medium well is good.
As for finding chicken of good quality--you're not going to get that at a supermarket, that's for sure. But from an old-school farm or from a friend who raises backyard chickens? Easy.
What happened bros? I thought Joey was /our guy/?
>>9342172
Fuck off, John. Go be autismal elsewhere.
>>9342172
>two hundred and fifty thousand people watched one of Joey's videos, thought "this is something I'd like to see more of" and voluntarily clicked the button which notifys them when Joey posts a new video
This is the future you chose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP-U8oLAZaQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WhZvyrSeNA