We don't really have snakes in my country, vipers are the closest.
Is it true snake taste like chicken?
>>8668017
That's a thicc snake.
>>8668019
The snake has quite a lot of girth.
>>8668021
That's what she said.
It's my gf and I one year anniversary tomorrow. She wants to cook a meal together. Any good suggestions? She's cookie for me and I've cooked for her, just not at the same time.
>>8667676
>Any good suggestions?
Anal
>>8667676
ask her son what she likes
>>8667676
>just not at the same time
Enjoy epic fight
What is your favourite canned meat /ck/ and why is it bacon grill?
>what if bacon was a grill
>>8667648
I'm guessing she'd be a fat fatty.
>>8667629
>bacon roll
Curiosity got to me so I had to google to see what it looked like out of the can.
Who the fuck would eat this?
Does anyone actually like this kind of stale, messy, and revolting insult to the good name of popcorn? Even thinking about this shit makes me gag fuck you if you like this fuck you.
pirate booty is better, and smartfood is the disgusting imitation of it trying to be as good as pirate booty but it never fucking will be.
It tastes fine, but I like it specifically for the shittiness. Like those big bags of bright yellow "buttered" pre-popped popcorn.
>>8667595
I don't know about that brand but white cheddar popcorn is always the same
>first couple handfuls are nice fluffy popcorn with correct amount of flavoring
>entire rest of bag is shredded bits of bullshit and random clumps of powder
>also manages to achieve a greater "orange kernel shit that gets stuck in your throat" to "white fluffy part" ratio than should be possible
chips are bad enough but I don't know how they expect popcorn to survive intact in a bag
HOW DO YOU HAVE THE GALL TO CALL YOURSELVES A FUCKING COOKING BOARD?ALL YOU DO IS TALK ABOUT YOUR BLOODY McCHICKENS. FUCK ME DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY COOK ANYTHING AROUND HERE?
>>8667437
Agreed. Too many 'muricans here with their fastfood, lack of proper cooking skill and fucking meat loafs
Too many shitposting Australians. Check around 12 pm PST or try reddit.
>>8667441
The entire board is just a fast food ad for Americans with Euros REEEEing in the back.
Yesterday I bought a carboon steel pan for 5$ out of curiosity. This is what the bottom looks after seasoning. Is it a bug or a feature of carbon steel pans ?
>>8667395
>Is it a bug
yes. have you tried updating your drivers
That doesn't look like a carbon steel pan.
>>8667395
What kind of heating element do you have
Could meatloaf ever be served in fine dining?
If you were to serve meatloaf at a Michelin star restaurant or a place for VIPs like the White House, how would you prepare it so that it was considered fine dining? What would you serve it with?
Meatloaf if by and large a comfort food and often requires on nostalgia: it generally doesn't use high quality meat and lacks different textures and the flavours whilst comfy generally aren't particularly refined.
How would you do it, /ck/? How would you prepare a fancy meatloaf that you could serve in a 3 star restaurant?
Human meat meatloaf would be nice. Very rare. Add some black truffles and foie gras.
>>8667323
>Human meat meatloaf would be nice
>>8667312
Are you murican children even capable of thinking outside your indoctrination..?
Meatloaf IS NOT food.
Ranch 99 opening literally across the street in a few weeks.
What should I make first?
I went to 99 Ranch once and bought one of the fish from the aquariums and had them clean it. I didn't want it, I just wanted to watch it die.
>>8666971
redpill me on ranch 99
is it cheaper? good food? qt3.14s?
Besides the salsa, cheese and obviously the bread, which are your two favorite toppings on a pizza? For me:
>pepperoni
>jalapeno
God tier combination
Pepperoni, feta, olives (black), pineapple
i like canadian bacon and pineapple on my 'za
>salsa
Is this it? Will this meme be the thing that pushes normies over the edge? Will they finally accept the truth?
no they won't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBzvN9FLx4Q
Vid in question with 15 million normie hits
>almost nothing but water
>intelligent people
Just drink water you manchild.
Who else box here? I love the box meals they offer at Taco Bell myself, basically a feast for one lucky guy or gal
I've been getting the triple double crunchwrap box lately, and for a while I was getting the craving deal one
A drink, taco, gordita, burrito, and nachos all for 5 bucks is a nice deal
I got the cravings deal one for awhile but the burrito is always loose and gets gross by the end, and they don't let you sub for equivalent or lesser value.
And they always take down the "new item" boxes too fuckin fast for me to get one
>>8666701
My taco bell let me sub the crunchy taco for a soft taco even though at that location the soft taco is actually 10 cents more, never tried subbing out the other stuff though
I know what you mean about the burrito though, sometimes it was really good but half the fucking time you get all the meat in one end and all the sour cream in the other and taking a bite that's nothing but a giant glob of sour cream is fucking disgusting
What are some bad experiences you've had at restaurants, /ck/?
There was a Mexican place I used to go to on my birthday when I was young. I decided to go there a couple years ago, but it was another location and not the one I always went to. I used to go with my family, but I have nobody in my life now, so I just got carry-out to eat at home by myself where my shame would remain private. I had ordered bean burritos and chicken enchiladas, but when I got home I realized they were all ground beef. They were so dry. It was flour tortillas filled with ground beef and nothing else, no sauce or seasoning or anything. At that point it was too late in the evening to take them back, so I sat there and tried to choke them down. On my birthday. It felt like a perfect metaphor for my life.
>>8667088
that's brutal anon, i'm sorry to hear that.
Every restaurant around me makes carbonara without an egg and uses Alfredo sauce. One actually used sliced deli ham as a bacon substitute.
just bought VIP tickets to a pizza and craft beer event what levels of hipsterdom and I in for
>pizza and craft beer
>hipster
That's about as normie as you can get.
>>8666666
chads like pizza and beer. I bet they are gonna have siracha pizza
How big is the city you are attending this in? If its a major city its going to be numale af. If its a small town its going to be normies and old alcoholic dudes
Is this the best food related movie?
https://youtu.be/B4lZcEY4nII
FUCK YES!
Literally food/restaurant/kitchen kino all in 1.
Also this is literally /ck/ the character.
>>8666630
objectively
>>8666630
That's where your wrong kiddo.
Cherry Pie is overrated, Apple Pie is better
>>8666358
objectavly coorect
Pecan is best.
>>8666358
>apple pie is better
uh, yeah, I don't think anyone needs convincing on that one.
>cherry pie is overrated
I've never met a human who prefers cherry over any other type of pie. I reckon if you took a study and people ranked all pies, cherry would come pretty close to the bottom..