Am I retarded? I somehow fuck up cooking rice EVERY. TIME. Even in a rice cooker! EVERY TIME! It either comes out too mushy or undercooked. I perfectly execute the directions. I use the e x a c t amount of water needed and cook on the e x a c t temperature it tells me to cook.
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Get an instant pot if you're that dumb. U can't fuck it up in one of those.
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I'm the same way OP, unfortunately the verdict is that you're retarded, just like me.
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what elevation are you at?
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I all looks so good.
What should I eat first, /ck/?
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>>8703340
The plate.
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Titties and food thread?
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>>8703340
anon want milkies!
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Have a bunch of these. What do
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>>8703306
Ajillo?
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>>8703306
Throw them at Jews.
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Eat them raw with the shell on during a live stream. I'll watch and donate money, too.
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Is it okay to put cheese on huevos rancheros?
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>>8703299
>Is it okay
Who cares?
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what are those mexican junk food boxes called?
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Queso seco, absolutely yes.
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Redpill me on skip the dishes. Just got it for the first time, currently waiting for it to be delivered
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Shameless self bump
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>food delivery
i guess it's fine if you're some super rich person that can afford a $5 delivery charge on top of the giant markup for restraunt food
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>>8703348
The delivery is free on my order
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Did /ck/ sterilizing their cooking utensils and kitchen?
You don't want to get sick, do you?
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>>8703272
thats not sterilization you fucker
thats just medium level disinfeccion, theres a big difference between sterilization and just applying alcohol to your utensils
want to really sterilize a knife? get a fucking special paper, seal it, put it on an autoclave for an hour, for the process up to 134 c and some pressure, and then you can take em, with some sterilized gloves and some sterilized area too
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>>8703272
washing things is good enough
if you want to get autistic you can use bleach
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I soak em in diluted bleach
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Whats your favorite kind of chips /ck/? For me, its Walker's.
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>>8703237
>Chips
>Walkers
REEEEEEEEE
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>>8703237
I like bugels and kettle cooked chips.
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ITT: Good Cooking Tips
>Make your ramen taste better by using soy sauce instead of water
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Soy sauce just is salty water.
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When curing meat feel free to use pink salt for all the salt called for in the recipe.
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That's a shitty tip
How can it be a make ramen any taste better?
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How does /ck/ feel about culantro?
Please note, this thread is only for cultured people who know what culantro is
Ignorant people who have no knowledge of this ingredient yet still wish to screech autistically are welcome to participate in one of the many fast food threads
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>>8703159
Dandelion greens are better.
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reminds me of reading the serpent and the rainbow
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Your thread sucks a million dicks, I hate fast food threads but it's better than this contingent "x food is better and let me pretend I'm better than everyone" crowd
Fuck you.
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what's the best type of cookie?
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The versatile and very misunderstood/mainstream French macaron of course. A great way to showcase a variety of different fillings when done right, despite a recipe that required specificity and finesse to achieve
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>>8703175
Macarons aren't cookies.
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>>8703193
Prove it
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Pic related. What do you think /ck/?
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It's doesn't cost anything to 360 and walk out the door.
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>>8703135
The McChicken is actually only a buck here. I've seen it for 1.69 out of town though. What is up with that?
>>8703137
360 degrees is a full circle retard.
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>>8703164
man wtf
the mchicken here is like 5.50
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I just made some green tea and it's real good but it doesn't stand too well on its own. What would complement it?
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>>8703062
Honey or ginger cookies.
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Rasberries and strawberries
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>>8703062
HFCS cream and cheese
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Post your favorite picture of food.
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It's like a mustang galloping around my mind. I can only view it from a distance, solemn in the knowledge that I will never get close enough to obtain it.
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>Like whisky
>Decide I'll buy a little bottle of something good
>Go to a whisky shop
>There's a gorillion different options and I don't know what I want
>The guy acts like I'm an idiot (which I probably am) and doesn't help me at all
God damn it I just wanted a drink and now I feel like a complete pleb.
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>>8702821
Just buy Jameson. It's not amazing, but it's good enough, and only costs $22 at a liquor store.
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>>8702824
It was Jameson that made me want to get a bottle of something nice, because Jameson tastes like utter shit. I've tried all the different types and Scotch whisky just seems to be better.
I got pic related in the end. It's only small, but it wasn't too expensive, and I know I like it.
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>>8702821
You probably looked like a fucking idiot
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I made a grievous error this afternoon and mowed down three Taco Bell beef tacos. They were awful. The meat was like cat food, the shell was a tortilla chip which shattered when you bit it... hey, at least the lettuce was good.
But now, an hour later, the cayenne or whatever they put on there is LATCHED to my tongue, even after brushing my teeth. This is not pleasant.
Taco Bell is no where I want to eat again. It had been long enough that I'd forgotten just how bad it is. I mean, you can buy better FROZEN Mexican food than this crap.
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>he thinks taco bell is mexican food!
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Tbell is great fast food but its quality can vary a lot depending on the location. Sorry you live in a shithole.
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what's the point of this thread