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some D list celebrity thinks her opinion matters

lmao

>>8716400
I mean they did comp her meal

>arrogant nobody attention-whore customer
>shitty overpriced restaurant for rich idiots
>passive-aggressive attention-whore waiter

There is literally no reason to care about any of this.

>>8716203
Save it for ramen, or anything that needs to be boiled
Thank me later

>>8716203
CHUG IT

Dab it on your wrists like cologne.

Human milk.
Sucked out of a hot moms tit.
(Preferably not related)

>>8715851
is there a food that will make my dick bigger?

>>8715900
Make milkshakes that contain 1 entire freshly ground nutmeg seed. Drink 2 a day for the next 6 months, and you'll start to see some growth.

>>8715756
I make calico beans when I want to feel happy

It makes me happy when I go visit my mom and she makes meatloaf.

>>8715770
It makes me happy when I go visit my mom and no one has dug up the grave.

>>8714478
Start leaving poisoned food around. Either it makes them sick and they stop stealing your food, or they die and they stop stealing your food.

>>8714478

1) lock up your food in your room
2) buy only weird oddball foods that other people won't want; of course that only works if your palate is broader than that of the moochers
3) spike your food with something disgusting or crazy spicy to teach the moochers a lesson.

The latter method also works for laundry detergent. I got tired of people swiping my detergent even though my name was clearly marked on the box. So I replaced it with granulated chlorine used to treat swimming pools. Two days later I found a bunch of ruined clothes in the trash can and nobody ever touched my detergent again.

hide dry goods and snacks in your room
only store fresh vegetables in the communal fridge
eat meat the same day you buy it

If someone doesn't have enough self-control to refrain from stealing then they probably don't eat many veggies

I really don't like the freestyle machines, the stuff that comes out of them has a weird chemical flavor

>>8712465
old crow bourbon.

>>8712468
>my mixture of carbonated water and mysteriously flavored syrup tastes chemically
The fuck did you expect?

>>8711985
I'll spend it all on McChickens

>>8711985
caramel apple made using a manchineel apple

100$ worth of rammen

medium pizzas are a terrible value

>>8711909
pretty sure that's a small

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>>8711886
Looks edible but red pepper? What are you, gay?

Pic related is the last Dominos I had. Pretty good for $6 and they always prepare it well at this location

I don't cook anything, ever. yet I posted on this forum as if I were an expert.

I poured spoiled milk in my coffee and still drank it.

>>8711326
I use a bit of velvita in cheese sauces

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>>8711008
raise them and breed em
>endless sweet crunchys

>>8711008
You actually have the willpower to kill and eat that?
That's scary. Rethink life and go set up a saltwater aquarium for them.

>>8711008
Make takoyaki

>>8708084
>I'm so glad that there is no more coffee threads.
So you made one?

Worked at a Tim Hortons all through junior high (you were allowed to work at 12 with parental approval) and high school. Stank like coffee even after showering after my shift. Cant fucking stand the stuff to this day.

McDonalds make excellent coffee. Starbucks is good too, but McDonalds is better.

That soup looks dreadful

That grilled cheese looks awful

>>8703713
Looks pretty yummy to me! I think the soup needs an herb, but other than that? Looks creamy, little bit still chunky, and the bread looks nicely crusty.

Protip: do your grilled cheese at a lower temp for longer, and you'll get a more even solid golden crisp side of it all. When it's dark in the middle like that, it was a little bit of butter browning versus deeper toasting the encompasses the bread crust a bit too.

>>8719470
I think tonight I'll be dining the tears you wept crying yourself to sleep after eating that dogshit in a plate

OP's mom's pussy

Your bowl has a chip.

>>8718884

the psychoactive compounds in cannabis are not water-soluble, so making tea out of it is pretty worthless.

They are soluble in either fat or alcohol, and fat is by far the better of the two solvents.

I have experimented with infusing cannabis into alcohol many times, and frankly it doesn't work worth a damn unless you have very very high proof alcohol. something like 181 proof rum *minimum*. Lab-grade pure ethanol is far more effective than 181 rum or even 190 proof Everclear is.

Anyone ever cooked with AVB? You don't even need to decant it apparently. My roommate saved up the leftovers from his vape for months until he filled up a whole pill bottle with it. Then he mixed it up with half a jar of crunchy peanut butter, a spoonful of Nutella, and a tablespoon of softened butter. He called the result "super butter", and eating just a teaspoon or two of it would get me high for easily half a day.

>>8718919

I've never cooked with it, but I have made hash oil from it. Strong as fuck.

My old roommate used to mix AVB (or just plain bud if he didn't have and AVB) with peanut butter and would then bake it in the oven. It was quite potent.

50/50 with salted butter for steak
pancakes

I heard it's good to add in the oil when frying chips/fries.

>>8718717
Making freedom fries