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My girlfriend and I have moved in together after choosing to live in sin. Her parents are visiting us this weekend and I came up with the awful idea of making dinner instead of going out to eat. It'd be too awkward a commitment to back out of. What can I make that will impress her parents while also being "low risk?"

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This is what real tacos look like

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Give your body a vitamin boost it so desperately needs with a glass of tomato juice - and add a couple of raw eggs for that protein punch. Spice things up with a dash of Worcestershire sauce and a pinch of black pepper. It will get you feeling tip-top - if you can hold it down long enough.

Your cure?

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Cooking with dog is back. I feel so bad for chef, I'm surprised she kept going desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX_0SREe2No

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Why does everyone always make their pancakes sweet and add stuff like sugar and syrup?

They're way better with cheese, bacon, and some chopped onions and mushcrooms.

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I have about $8-9 (and mcdonalds app for coupons), dubs decides what I eat for McLunch

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Is there anyone who is in the 25-50 age range who uses a lunchbox in the office?My group has been given a brief by our teacher to create a lunchbox that targets office workers and we can't find anyone above 25 that use lunch boxes.

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>In 2015, the International Agency for Research on Cancer of the World Health Organization classified processed meat, that is, meat that has undergone salting, curing, fermenting, and smoking, as "carcinogenic to humans"

What the fuck am i supposed to eat? I cant always order bespoke homemade artisanal free range beef in a jar

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Has anyone tried caffeinated cheese? How's it taste?

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I've been tasked to prepare a "typical Australian breakfast" for a group of friends.
I looked online and all I found is basically
>continental breakfast
>vegemite
This really doesn't sound like a true Australian experience though.
Any help?

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>Be me
>Be hungry college student
>Decide to purchase canned spaghetti
>See neatly drawn cartoon chef with a proud look on his face, handing you the appealing plate of canned spaghetti, couldn't pissibly go wrong
>Open up canned spaghetti on campus
>Dear god, the smell
>WUT.jpg
>Feel less confident about your current action
>Be brave, look at the content of this canned good
>Sweet jesus

>A pool of red, disgusting unholy blend of tomato sauce, meatballs and sausage bits swimming around
>Lolno.gif
>Take a plastic spoon
>Dip it in to pool of red cancer
>Take a bite
>Stomach gets confused
>Ask yourself why you did this

>Few minutes pass
>Feel shart swelling up inside
>The pain is intense
>Rush to toilet while desperatly trying to avoid giving birth to something
>Slam door and sit down
>It's too late, Satan is manifesting itself in a physical form
>Have raging disgusting plasma like substance shoot out of anus
>Cry and scream, beg the Spaghetti
>Spaghetti stop, please
>But spaghetti does not stop

>Be me
>Not so hungry anymore
>Be tormented soul
>Be severly dosgraced, both in body and soul
>Never buy canned spaghetti again

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You're introducing coworkers to Indian food for the first time.

What do you tell them?

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Chilling at home with the girlfriend. I'm doing dishes and she's folds laundry while she watches one of her cooking shows. She calls from the living room she wants to do wine and cheese.

I ask her what kind of wine. She wants Sangria (ugh) Ok, should I buy a Spanish red wine and we'll make a fruit cocktail? Or do you want something premixed? She stutters for a second and says to get a box. She doesn't specify a specific brand/vineyard.

On to the cheese. Are we going regional? She doesn't have a fucking clue and says she wants something easy to eat. How about Roncal?

"What the heck is that?"

"Sheep cheese"

"EWW! NO WAY!"

"You've had feta, why are you acting all grossed out."

"It's different! Get some Swiss!"

What the fuck?

Just as I'm heading out the door she yells to get water crackers. I ask if she has a preference.

"You choose."

All in all, I spent 25 bucks on everything. I even got Roma tomatoes and parsley. Come home, start prepping everything and she comes into the kitchen.

"You go the wrong brand of wine. I wanted Franzia. I've never heard of this brand you got. And I hate Boars Head, you should have spent a bit extra at the cheese counter for something that comes from Switzerland. And these water crackers are made with cracked pepper, I hate that. You didn't listen to a single thing I said."

>MFW

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Haven't had to buy green onions in 2 years as they regrow in your house. Anyone regrow their own ingredients in their house too?

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My friend CONSISTENTLY removes his pickle from any burger he gets and tosses it. It makes my eye twitch every time he does it and I have to stop myself from stabbing him with the pickle. How do I stop him from doing this /ck?