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>I can I make the work
Probably not

>>8725108
if you can't figure out how to eat on $10/day or less you deserve to starve

you sure as hell don't deserve a serious, helpful response, but here we go:
>rice
>beans
>instant ramen
>pb&j
>tuna in a can

just eat loaves of bread, but a lot of them

>tenderloin

That's not what's smoking is typically for.

Try a tougher cut in the future and smoke it for 12-18 hours.

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>>8724731

Got into a fist fight and exploded diarrhoea all over some guy's bathroom.

Both on the same night. Was too embarrassed to see those people ever again so deleted my facebook, changed my number and dropped off the face of the earth.

opened your thread

>>8724496
Sent a text to a girl I knew and didn't even like offering to bang her. Would not have fucked her sober, thankfully she declined.

>>8724270
>>As a side note I eat a lot of pizza, what's the best pizza music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhscMsBhNhw

>Butter Chicken: Daler Mehndi playlist

>pizza/pasta: volare and amore by dean martin

This is hands down the best pizza music

>>8723597
Artificial watermelon flavoring is way better than the taste of an actual watermelon.

Cool Ranch

>>8723597
Artificial Watermelon
Artificial Apple
Artificial Grape
Peach
Lime

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>>8722584

Moroccan braised beef chili.

related question, has anyone here ever tried espresso in chili? random chick I've met swears by it (about 1 espresso cup per pot), but I don't have an espresso maker, and can't really try it out at home.

>>8722599

I've never heard of anyone using espresso specifically, but it is pretty common to hear about people putting coffee in chili. I can't imagine the results would be very different between the two given all the other flavors involved in the finished dish. Personally I don't care for how it tastes, but adding coffee is certainly a thing some people do.

Rub baking soda on your hands.

>>8722100
Hold a wooden spoon in your mouth when your chopping it

>>8722100

Pic related works great. Though you don't need to buy a silly gadget for it, just rub your hands on anything made of stainless steel. The inside of your sink, the handle of a piece of cutlery, etc.

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noodle

>>8718341
This looks like it might be good, I mean it's just carbs wrapped in what appears to be ground beef covered in bacon.

>>8718341
How to italicpost??

>>8727708
NUTMEG INTENSIFIES

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>it's another "pretending to like bland historical foods to promote my shop" episode

https://youtu.be/R-fqv2gfXb8

Bagged tea is shit. Do yourself a favor and buy loose tea instead.

>>8727499
>american
desu it's not going to make a difference on plebness
Most brits are tea plebs.
Bigelow is cheap and easy but serviceable if you just want something hot to drink and you're going to put a bunch of shit in it.
The "proper" way is water (at the correct temperature), and tea (for the correct amount of time, remove from water after), and nothing else.
But honestly, who gives a fuck if you're just buying cheap grocery store tea to drink something warm and sweet.

You'll probably get snobby replies, but what you're doing is serviceable unless you want to reeeeaaaally get into tea.

>>8727499
plain chamomile, jasmine green

>>8727311
Man these videos are always so comfy.

>from scratch

Did he invent the universe?

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>>8727311

i remember a few months ago he used to post the videos here before it went viral, had like 8 or 10 and with a small qty of views, im glad that quality is sometimes apreciated between all the memes on youtube, but i dont like the direction its taking for ASMR and some memes, but well, its entertainment and views anyway

>>8727194

Lol wtf

So much projection in one tiny post.

OP, I think you're a man no matter how you choke on cock or beef or whatever you're stuffing down your throat, okay?

>>8727201
>>8727203

In all seriousness what I'm getting at is that filet mignon has hardly fat and therefore has little flavor.

Its expensive, yes very tender, but lacks flavor compared to a new york steak or ribeye which are usually plenty tender themselves.

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>>8727073
what are you doing with the fennel?

How do your local butchers suck, exactly? If mine sucked then I'd be driving to the next town over..

>>8726992
all the old school butchers in Phoenix went out of business and they were top-class, they lost out to budget places, that was like 25 years ago

>>8726991
>get shit shipped in
doesn't your butcher do exactly that? every one around here does
>hey, frank, you've some mutton?
>no, can have by thursday, what cut and how much you want?

>hey, I know christmas is always tricky, but can you get me deer, preferrably back?
>best I can do is leg, sry.

how do people live without that? does everyone but me hunt themselves?