What is the manliest cocktail, besides white/black Russians, a man can drink?
White russians are shit, drink straight from the bottle you pussy.
>>8721716
who the fuck told you sweetened milk, coffee syrup, and white liquor was manly?
>>8721735
>sweetened milk
>coffee syrup
>white liquor
son, what you were served was not a white russian
Can one of you flyover bro's school me on parsnips?
I'm a west coast bro, and I've never tasted parsnips. My mom or grandmother never used them, and I've never seen them until recently in my local grocery stores.
Before winter is over, I'd like to make one more beef stew, and I want to add parsnips instead of/ in addition to, carrots.
What do they taste like, and what do they add to a dish?
>>8719993
They taste pretty similar to carrots, albeit slightly richer.
They're great roasted. They go all chewy and wonderful.
>>8720005
This. Not much more to say.
>>8720005
they're like a cross between carrot and potato
my mom mashed them.
A friend asked me to make sonic themed food for his kids birthday.
Which is more edible, echidna, hedgehog or fox?
Echidnas are endangered and hedgehogs don't have much meat, so the fox is the best way to go. Plus you can actually hunt foxes in some countries like Australia.
>>8729453
Faur enough, I think I can find a fox. Got any ideas what to do with it? I heard they can taste pretty bad?
Something tails themed would be awesome
>>8729404
chili dogs you dumbass
>Roommate's grill has bird shit, dead ants and slimy grease from hundreds of previous uses all over it. Disgusting, not cleaning it. Not an option. It's his fucking grill.
>All of our pans are completely ruined because he used them to melt shit for youtube videos.
>Don't think I can use the microwave for beef.
So, I ask you fellow cu/ck/s... i wanna have burgers. Either Im gonna hit Wendy's or Applebees, but id rather cook at home...
Can I cook burgers in the oven? We've got a gigantic hotel pan that is fucked but half of it looks like it is probably clean enough to bake on. Can I bake hamburgers? Was thinking about broiling the pan and setting the burger on it to sear then cook it for like 25 minutes at like 450? I'm really bad at cooking so any help will be bad ass.
I'd recommend confronting your roommate, forcing them to clean up and get replacement pans and then ordering Chinese for the night.
If he doesn't comply just throw all the garbage he made into his room, buy new pans for yourself and put them behind a lock.
Or you could just continue being a pathetic spineless doormat, in which case you might as well use his dirt covered garbage cookware because that's all you deserve.
>>8729292
Stop being such a passive aggressive dipshit. Talk to your roommate if he ruined your stuff, and if it was his in the first place then buy your own pans.
Christ, the things some of you spergs do to avoid an actual conversation...
>>8729380
>>8729317
I should have specified that I'm kind of squatting here. I spend about 300 days a year helping a church / organization recruiting and helping in poor parts of the world. None of this stuff is mine (I dont even make a normal salary). I was gifted a $20 visa card so i thought i would do something nice for myself and make burgers.
so, ANYWAY... can i bake hamburgers?
ITT: Cursed /ck/-related images
>fluoride
>triclosan
Shit, why does america only make mint toothpaste
>>8729172
There's a few non-mint types, but they're hard to find. Close Up is the only one I can name off the top of my head and I've only been able to find that at Dollar Trees.
You have 5 seconds to give me the best chocolate chip cookie recipe of all time.
Or let's just have a comfy baking thread.
I'm on a phone and my time is up before I finish this sentence
>>8729051
I'll give you an extra 10 seconds. No rush.
>>8729033
that cookie recipe on the back of a bag of ghirardelli's chocolate chips or w/e. too lazy to find it.
((im not a shill, i do love them desu))
Sup /ck/.
So i'm currently depressed and following a therapy. My therapist said cooking could be a nice hobby since i suffer from food disorders and when i feel bad i skip eating entirely.
It wasn't a bad idea on the paper so i bought a new set of pans because my old ones were shit, flimsy, disparate, the kind of pans you find in the kitchen section of cheap malls and were probably putting a ton of carcinogens in my food each time i used them.
I went to a local shop, well known in the "cooking" circles of my city, and asked advices to the shop owner, which looked like Gandalf.
I ended up buying these. It was quite costly but i don't mind. Did Gandalf tricked me ?
Thanks in advance.
I mean, they're not bad pans by any means but he sure took advantage of you and pressed you into buying the most expensive shit in stock.
You only need one out of those 3 desu. I'd recommend keeping the carbon steel one and returning the other two. Or keep the carbon steel one for everything except really acidic stuff like tomato or wine sauces, and buy a cheap stainless pan for those.
kill yourself you loser
Just ruined another good pan.
I'll be getting pic related as a replacement.
To avoid ruining another cookware, can anyone tell me how to care for them?
- Am I supposed to preheat it? At which temp? With oil or not?
- Should I stay medium with electric stove? I always used the highest setting. Does it mean Teflon cannot handle the max setting of electric top?
- Should I oil the pan regularly?
>>8728528
OP here, I'm mostly cooking:
- eggs
- stir-fry and fried rice
- curry
>Should I stay medium with electric stove? I always used the highest setting.
The only thing that needs heat this high is pancakes, you're doing it wrong.
Electric elements also come up to max heat too fast and will ruin most any pan, non-stick or not.
Also teflon on high boils out fluoride gas, hope you don't have pets.
>>8728543
Well not anymore he doesn't.
>WE WASHED IT 3 TIMES SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO!
>clumps of dirt and roots
>WE WASHED IT 3 TIMES SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO!
>there's a fucking poisonous beetle in it
https://consumerist.com/2015/05/26/oh-good-four-more-reports-of-blister-beetles-in-salads/
They washed what 3 times? Is this another stupid American thread?
>>8728532
>doesn't wash his burgers 3 times
What's your favorite dipping sauce with breadsticks?
>>8728390
ketchup
>>8728390
sticky beadcrumbs usually
>>8728390
"Garlic" "butter" flavored grease.
spaaaaam
diced white onion and a clove of garlic
tillamook medium cheddar (the best cheddar in the whole fucking world) and tillamook pepperjack
>>8728362
>cant even dice an onion properly
lmao no wonder youre cooking with spam
Just made shakshuka for the first time and it was amazing.
Those eggs look pretty raw. Did you follow the shakshuka recipe that Buzzfeed's Tasty posted last week?
>>8728335
Did you even cover that pan and let the steam cook the top of the eggs?
>>8728342
yes photo was taken before i put the lid on
Ask someone who works at Starbucks anything
why do you think anyone gives a shit?
go do this on r**dit
Are you the same guy from the similar thread 24 hours ago?
Why is your coffee shit
Rate my slavic pizza
What's on it, gopnik? I see tomatoes, pickles, possibly chicken...?
>>8728187
I am not a gopnik, you assburger
Am I autistic for rinsing off soda cans before I drink from them? I feel like, who knows where they've been, y'know?
>>8727731
Autistic? No. Germaphobic? Slightly.
>>8727731
Are you kidding? That shit has been stepped on, pissed on, rats shat on, spit on, etc etc. I'd be more worried if you didn't rinse it off.
your actually smart for doing that because cans can be stored for months in old dusty warehouses with mice. I read that this lady got sick and died from drinking her soda because it had rat urine on the part where you sip from