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Any objections?

>>8735637
brown rice. I win.

>>8735657
just like brown people brown rice isnt real rice

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>just gonna grab a tendie real quick bro

>>8735411
His thumb triggers me

>>8735411
Forks will penetrate hands if a motherfucker ever did that to me.

roflmao

>this is the epitome of english cuisine

I would buy this just to shove it up my ass

>>8735127
I'm fairly certain that only like 4 people in Ethiopia have internet access.

>>8735127
I want to try it. Im sure it tastes ok. Its probably even good. It just looks like shit with all those different piles of mush. I do like the idea that the bread is the plate though basically.

It's pretty good. Lots of stews. Can be very spicy. Eat your hands and some of the bread injera. It's like a tef sourdough pancake almost.

A good get your feet wet recipe is Doro Wat. Pretty easy to make at home. Or just go out and find a restaurant, tell them it's your first time and what they recommend. I'm pretty sure they will take good care of you.

>>8734756
>can you grow yeast in dirt for decoration

Chemtrails are real.

>>8734763
It's a question, not a statement. Maybe /out/ is a better place for that specific question.

>>8735383
No dude you can not plant yeast like a tomato and watch it grow.
You can keep a disgusting mother batch on your counter in a jar of water and feed it sugar though. Not sure why people do this.

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>le fiber meme

People will just never accept that their preconceived notions about nutrition are incorrect. To them, fruits are good, so an orange is obviously better, even though they're chemically identical.

>muh antioxidants
>muh vitamin C

As if these things are that big of a deal and can only be acquired through sugary ass fruit.

>>8734734
>110%

1 can of coke = 250 calorie
1 orange = 50 calorie

Carotenolds

that chicken got into a patch of onions

>>8734239
it's a super egg
it's actually is just an indicator of the chicken's diet, and doesn't affect the egg's taste or anything at all.

>>8733556
I would if it wasn't shot in that shitty high FPS format the japanese use for all their shows

I don't know what it is and it's the first time I've heard of it but I'll watch it with you OP, if you want.
Might be interesting.

Nice description OP, ill surely check it out without knowing one single god damn thing about it.

>>8731918
Upsides: Your eggs don't stick 20% of the time.

Yeah that's it, I'm out of pros and cons.

>>8731921
Eggs stick 20% of the time? I've never encountered this.. Does it only apply to old/beaten up pans?

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>>8731924
>Beating up a 7lb piece of iron

It retains heat by being a huge chunk of metal and sears the shit out of food which is sometimes desirable.

If anything I'd be careful to make sure you don't drop your skillet and break your foot

Don't

>>8729304
Season with salt and pepper. Cook until safe temperature. Done.

Congratulations.

>>8729304
You spelled it right this time, well done.
Get your carer to help and remember you're not a spastic, you're just 'differently abled'.

Local gas station are having a sale on Keystone Light 15pks for $6.99!!

Im so fucked

>>8727479
HOLLY SHIT

yeah my 3-4 day blackouts are really just making me want to die though.

I quit 3 days ago.

>>8726962
A few years ago I made a birthday cake for my little brother that looked fine when it came out the oven and the toothpick came out clean but when he cut into it, it was extremely raw. It had the texture of a paste

>>8726962
>at my parents house
>decide to make some popcorn in the microwave
>put it in for like 8 minutes since I just stop it when there's 3-5 seconds between pops
>while it's popping decide to make some chocolate milk
>reach for a big tall glass in the cabinet
>pull it out
>glass was actually there to support the above shelf, not to drink out of
>all the glasses on the above shelf tumble out onto the floor, shattering around me
>barefoot so I don't want to move and step in glass
>popcorn starts smoking like crazy
>fire alarm goes off, fire department is called automatically
>everyone else in the house wakes up and starts yelling
>still can't move, no chocolate milk, popcorn is burned, fire truck on its way, everyone pissed

Pretty upsetting stuff.

>>8726962
Not me. But my mother
>Making beef and veggie soup
>Generous amount of salt and pepper for seasoning
>Accidently grabbed white sugar instead of salt
So weird. It looked and smelt like beef soup but tasted like fairy floss.

Cat litter because it's heavy and 7-11 is close.

>>8721151

>If I am sober

3 slices of pizza, order of potato wedges, 2 tacquitos, small back of doritos, a pack of twizzlers, chocolate milk

>If I am drunk

Entire pepperoni pizza, they make it for you there, really cheap and filling, large bag of sweet chili heat doritos, potato wedges, 1 tacquito, small diet coke, kit kat, pocky, and chocolate milk

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: breakfast pizza. with taco sauce on the side

I still insist that the stress of ketosis for two years opened up a world of autoimmune diseases for my mom and her chiropractor turned 'nutritionist' should have his license stripped.

>>8734862
>Give me literally one reason you're not in ketosis right now.
But I am in ketosis right now.

>following trend diets

Excuse me while Im having nutritous whole weat bread to go with my fresh meat and whole milk.

>>8730166
Yes, and?

I say wow look at this ma, they put a lemon in my water, I hope their ribs are good since its my birthday.

>that'll be 1 dollar plus tip