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can i have your stuff

>>8745584
Sounds like a personal problem, borrow a stranger's phone and call yourself. That way you can talk to someone that gives a fuck

>>8745584
No anon, your lack of impulse control and personality has ruined your life. Alcohol just enabled you to do it quicker.

>he thinks storing tomatoes in the fridge has a significant effect
>he gets all his food knowledge from "top ten tips" lists and other pop science

>>8745416
Try it yourself then! Put one it the refrigerator and one in the fruit basket and try them together after 3-4 days idiot.

>>8745422
I don't eat 4 day old tomato, I pluck them when I need them.
That isn't cookery either way, it's storaging

slicing an avocado does not constitute cooking

>working as a commis chef
>guy behind me throws a piece of fish into a pan of hot oil (another guy had put it on about five minutes earlier)
>guy gets some hot oil in his face, i get some on my arm

>>8745227
Are we splitting hairs here? Also, once I was in a hurry and took out a hot plate of the oven without gloves.

>>8745220
Working in a restaurant will likely make you get hurt innumerable times, especially when it's crazy busy and you're in a rush, and rushing or carelessness is usually what causes most injuries and accidents.

Cold water lobster > all shellfish

Take the crab pill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm7ccWm7UJo

>>8745137
>eating giant bugs

Vomiting.

>>8739581
yes. ugh, one time I vomited and then slipped and fell on my own vomit. I had multiple beers for the first time. I didn't drink beer for a long time after that.

texting exes

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>double brownie stout

Hit me the fuck up

>>8739375
>2 sours
It's like 100% more than any "nice" beer bar I've ever been too ! Probably get that Mraz if it's a little chilly out, Track 7 if warm.

>It's an American beer thread

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>poke holes to vent
>microwave for 2 minutes
>stir potatoes
>microwave for 90 seconds
>remove film
>microwave for 30 seconds
>stir corn and potatoes, replace film
>microwave for 1 minute
>flip rips, remove brownie
>microwave for 4 minutes
>replace brownie, stir potatoes
>microwave for 2 minues

>>8739365
I hate the ones that make you cook it, remove certain things, cook some more, and then replace those certain things

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THE BEST

chef john and alton are my go-tos

http://allrecipes.com/

>>8752631
good post

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jalapeños are great

ur dum

>>8751574
But they're not at all hot.
Every recipe I've seen that said that was bland as fuck.

>>8751510
>inb4 GEDGEUP LOL
I put 14 dollops of mayonaisse and gatorade sauce on mine

With 2.15MB jpgs

>>8751510
Fake parmesan or melted cheddar depending on how much work I feel like doing, diced fresh tomatoes and if it's my only meal that day, two eggs sunny side up.

Weed is better

>>8751487
honestly, weed smells and probably tastes like literal ass so thats another reason im not touching it.

>>8751485
Little cigars, full flavor, are great, but you need to get used to them and chop 3/4 of the filters off because filter holes make everything taste worse.

>>8751358
There is literally no reason to do it if you have adequate resources and don't need to put those nutrients back into your wife's body. The reason many cultures eat it is because it would be a waste of resources that could potentially help the wife survive. It will probably do more good at a blood bank than it will in your stomach. Go out and buy some nice steaks instead.

>>8751358
>I could probably get it and try it if anyone can vouch for this being a worthwhile endeavor....
Gf is a labor and delivery RN. You won't be allowed to get it back from the cord bank. If you want to keep it, you need to bring your own cooler. Also, every single person at the hospital will think you're disgusting. She knows patients that have done it. They don't take the placenta from their second birth. That should tell you all you need to know.

Apparently it's similar to liver with a more metallic taste. Just avoid it.

>>8751358
It's not worth while. The people that eat it are super poor and superstitious.

>>8751294
>bone broth

>>8751297
Yeah?

Ever heard of oil?

>>8751212
FACT: There is no God.

>>8751212
Butter es muy bien ja

Isnt it made from milk that would come from a cow?
Also, god is dead.

>>8751137
The promo art for the JrMac is deceptive and tries to imply it's a double.

>halal

No thank you.

>Proceeds to locate the nearest Chick-fil-A

>>8751137
IT'S THE SAME FUCKING THING