How can red licorice even compete?
Look at me, duda. This is none of my business what colors you choose of your dildo ropes.
>>8757410
care for a wheel instead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ljttPKvgks
Y'know.. they've got a point /ck/
>>8757382
how about you tell me what they talk about in the video and i dont give buzzfeed views
>>8757386
He has a point.
>>8757386
they put ice cream sandwiches and coffee in a blender that's all
Is drinking domestic beer the ultimate blue pill?
Yes, but don't be that guy. You know the one.
What the fuck does that even mean?
Also, macro lagers a shit.
If by 'blue pill' you mean the equivalent of thinking Olive Garden and McDonalds are the best restaurants, and Big Bang Theory and Greys Anatomy the best TV shows, and super hero movies the best films, and rap and country are the best music, and Trump and Hillary were deserving presidential candidates, and a bunch of other dumb shit
What did you make today /ck/?
Curry chicken with some coconut rice.
Actually pretty pleased with this one.
>>8757229
Rice and beans
I made a ribeye with mashed potatoes
Hey /ck/, I´ll dump my meme recipes and some food porn, so feel free to save them and/or call me a n00b faggottini.
Also, show your stuff, too. Or don´t. IDGAF
>>8757159
>>8757160
>>8757166
Alright boyos, gonna try this shit
>corn soda
Holy shit, it finally happened. The cornpocalypse is upon us.
>>8757120
now post the ranch dressing soda
Update:
It tastes like corn
Redpill me on medium rare chicken and blue rare steak. Are they a meme or are they the pinnacle of meat
>>8757117
Well done is for pussies
>>8757117
Pink chicken can give you salmonella bro.
>>8757117
Blue rare is how you should eat a filet.
>Go ahead beautiful, order anything you want anon.
What do you order?
lobster and a to-go box
A taxi because I'm not gay. I thought we were just two dudes hanging out, but he made it weird by calling me beautiful.
>T...Thanks Dad.
what do you guys add to make it awesome/10xs better
The trash can.
Threadjacking
So I'm a complete pleb faggot and I've used reduced fat mozzarella my whole life. Lately though, I've been using full fat mozzarella and provolone. I've noticed that if I cook it enough, it pretty much turns into liquid.
So can I make my own Mac n cheese just by cooking some pasta, then throwing in some full fat cheese plus maybe a little milk? I ask because I'm far too retarded to make a roux
>>8757040
fpbp
Tomorrow morning I'm beginning a gym and lifting for the first time in nearly a decade. I'm not a fatty, just an average guy getting back into it.
What kind of food should I eat tonight for the right kind of energy and nutrition for tomorrow? I don't eat breakfast so this will be my last meal before my workout.
Just eat healthy. Whole grains, veggies, lean protein, etc.
>>8756908
Just keep with the general idea of fueling with all the nutrients you need; I personally go for a plate with a protein, a starch, and a green. Most recent workout meal for me was tofu, mashed potatoes, and raw broccoli, you might want to throw a fruit in there sometimes too.
>>8756901
You will want to start eating breakfast if you want to make gainz. Since you aren't fat you are gonna want more protein and calories in general and eating a healthy breakfast is a great way to achieve that. My main healthy breakfast is either oatmeal or greek yogurt.
Making pizza waffles lmao
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I bought ginger root because I love it in tea, sushi, etc. But I want to try it a new way; any ideas?
Dumb phoneposter
>>8756871
Put it in your urethra
>>8756871
Make candied ginger.
I'm about to go get PAPA JOHNS. what am I in for? Am I getting memed?
Better pizza, better ingredients
The only thing not shit about them is their dipping sauce
>>8756843
First time ordering from Papa's?
It's actually pretty decent. The cheese blend is better than any other major chain and they provide a free pepper and free dipping sauce with each pizza. The crust is good too imo.
The cafe at my office has closed :(
>>8756739
cut my life into pieces
>>8756755
This is my last dessert
>works in an office
Aubergine does what Avocadon't!
To make guac
>wait until avocado is ripe
>chop cilantro, jalapeno, halve a lime
>mix
To make baba
>have to drive to specific halal grocery to find tahini
>get bugeyed looks from Habeeb and his unibrowed sister wife
>have to roast eggplant as opposed to just mashing them up with a fork
Mexico>Kekistan
>>8756699
Your first mistake is living in America friendo
>>8756676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLeeE-DTN9w