My American taste buds tell me this is the greatest thing ever
>>8766906
Never tried that but it looks good. All it needs is a little ketchup.
>>8766913
What? I like my hotdogs with catsup.
That's it.
It's over.
There is... no bacon left... in the whole world.
>>8766885
Cut in half, put some salami on that and some horseradish cheese and it's good.
but is there delicious cat?
>>8766885
I'll find some belly to slice.
The loose meat sandwich. Not bad for a snack.
>>8766745
Or a colon cleanse
>>8766745
It's a sloppy joe
Is there anyone else on /ck/ whose goal it is to invent or develop their own recipe(s)?
I have wanted to develop a pastry I could call entirely my own. My only problem is I don't know enough about pastries and don't know what will or wont work and what has been tried or not.
Why yes I will show you
This is my one invention, ever eat a sundae cone and love the last bite of the bottom?
Well, this is devised to be a new spin on the classic treat, waffle cone sundae bites, bite sized snacks to eat with your hands, could be ice cream eaten at the movies, in the car, anywhere you go
>>8766770
Like Dibs, but for Drumsticks instead of Butterfinger. Why hasn't this been made yet? Seems so commonsense
>>8766737
pastry is a complicated thing that has been worked on for centuries. Basically, you need to learn the chemistry of baking. what different ingredients modify which other ingredients in which ways, to produce what results. You'll get a handle on it over time, and you'll see if there's any blank spots, combinations that haven't been tried, and whether they're likely at all to work.
if you ask me, you'd be better off experimenting with non-wheat grains. See if you can coax cornmeal into something other than the same old cornbread or tortillas. wheat's kinda been pulled in every direction it can, yknow?
/co/ here. You guys are awesome.
So what are you guys making for your next meal? Chicken Parmesan here.
>>8766407
Fuck off, faggot.
my buddy made chicken parm for myself and a few friends last night. he was proud to tell us he put lemon on the chicken before breading it. it was ruined, and the sauce was burnt. it was absolutely disgusting, bringing me to the point that /co/ is SJW cancer.
Alright /ck/ rate my chicken quesadilla
>>8766252
What the fuck did you do to it/1
Seriously dude what did you do? Just fold the damn thing. Also it looks like you didn't even cook it yet.
>>8766252
I hope you're better at plaiyng the drums...
>>8766252
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You see these things here? I fucking love them. I wish I could sit down and much a bottle while watching anime. But I'm not so sure about getting 100000% of my daily dose of every vitamin.
Would anything bad happen?
You'll get a wicked tummy ache, dude.
Don't do it.
Eat some celery or something, I dunno.
>>8766194
You can die you dumb faggot. It's uncommon but it can happen if you OD on certain vitamins and minerals. Most of it is benign or you'd have to eat a fuck ton of it or eat it every single day but you don't know what your vitamin levels are.
Also just buy some gummies, mongloid.
http://www.webmd.com/vitamins-and-supplements/news/20131216/experts-dont-waste-your-money-on-multivitamins
I Just finished doing fried rice, came out like paste. Can any provide some recomendations on what might have gone wrong? FYI, used sushi rice.
Feel free to share your failures
>>8765831
did you wash the rice before cooking? you Def need to rinse sushi rice in cold water before you cook with it.
>>8765831
Gotta leave that rice in the fridge overnight. Mush happens when you use just-made rice.
>>8765831
rice might not have been dried thoroughly
maybe too much sauce
skillet/wok might not have been hot enough
maybe you fried too much rice at once
too many add ins
one time i tried to make chinese scallion pancakes, used too much water, not enough flour, when i tried to roll out it stuck to everything.
thinking about hopping on the sous vide ride
anyone have experiences/delicious recipes/preferred brand?
>>8765773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=343HWk3L6pY
>>8765773
Seems like a lot of money to pay for specialized equipment when you can cook food well with cheaper tools, so I haven;y tried it.
Depends on how much you are going to use it. I'm a /fit/ faggot so I use it for what IMO it's best for, lean meats. I probably use it 4-5 times a week and I got it on special, so for me it was a solid purchase. It's amazing for chicken breast, pork tenderloin, cheap steaks, etc.
You're at the burger bar waiting for your burger to be cooked.
What instructions do you give the cook?
Please keep the pubes to a minimum
Burger cooked medium. Buns double toasted. Light sauce. Grill veggies for a sec if they're not standard tomato, lettuce, etc
Why am I giving instructions to the cook? Does he not know how to cook a burger? Why would I go to a "burger bar" where they don't know how to cook a burger? This entire scenario is silly.
I hate them. Everyone in my family eats them often, I just fry some eggs instead.
They look like snot and vagina had a kid. Also I hate French/Russian salad.
>>8765224
The most disgusting thing I've ever eaten was a piece of orange chicken I left out all night that was covered in ants
>>8765224
imo's pizza
processed cheese on a terrible sauce on a cracker. could only eat 2 squares
Do you like them?
Fuck yeah, bud
I've been craving these lately and can't find them anywhere.
>>8765882
Walmart.
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/executive-order-szechuan-sauce-reintroduction
Lets make this happen
>>8764846
oh ,y god!!
holy epic!!
a mEME CHANGE.ORG PETITION!
holy heck!! this is the fucking epicest thing i have ever seen!! i will be sure to sign this hehe
p.s. i love rick and morty it's so random lol ;)
>>8764858
****holds up spork****
Le p3ngu1n 0f d00m!!!
Rick and Morty is funny.
Get over it.
Finnfag posting here.
What does /ck/ think about Finnish foods? I personally like meat pies, Karelian stew and Karelian pastries the most out of all the original Finnish foods that exist.
mammi :DDDDD
I've only eaten one thing from Finland. Her name was Aliina.
My Finnogolian roommate always gobbled down canned fish which smelled like it was from 1850.
Also he couldn't cook for shit so I have no I idea about Finnish cuisine.
What would be a dish thats accessible for central europeans?
I live in Germany so it would be hard for me to get exotic rotten fish ingredients.
>be off chocolate for Lent
>everyone keeps offering me chocolate
STOP IT
I WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN
>>8764478
it sounds really hard to be religious and not eat candy and play runescape all day what's the point
>>8764478
Thank you for the blog post friend, might I recommend a better site for this, reddit, Tumblr maybe even WordPress.
I think this will be for the better, for both of us! Goodbye now, don't come back!
>>8764491
So you can go to heaven to eat chocolate and play runescape all day