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/ck/ Humor- Unintentionally funny recipe videos edition. 2017-04-04 05:48:33 Post No.8767953
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/ck/ Humor- Unintentionally funny recipe videos edition.
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2017-04-04 05:48:33
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What are some recipe vids that you've seen where the person in them just fucks up whatever they're making to the point that it becomes hilarious.
Vid related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWeVRxR1qek&feature=youtu.be
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>>8767953
I'd like to taste her cherry flavor.
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>3 ounces of bourbon
>Full 5 second pour
>Spills the drink fucking everywhere when mixing it
Jesus christ.
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>>8767953
I checked out some more of her videos. There are dozens of her doing this same thing, overpouring like crazy or just butchering the ingredients. This is a weird channel.
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Is this good for losing weight?
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depends on what else you eat faggot
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>>8767730
Not as good as a big bag of for me's.
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Yes, goddamnit!
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Do a quick summary of the recipe, I don't want details. I want really easy things to make in one pan/pot.
My fave:
>cook cut up onion and chorizo in a skillet
>add white beans, brussels sprouts, mushrooms, a can of tomatoes, and gnocchi
>cook a little longer
>stir in some spinach and mozzarella
>top with parsley
So fucking good, and I love just having one dish to clean.
What are your favourites /ck/?
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>>8767710
i fill the bottom of a skillet with assorted vegetables (tomato/squashes/broccoli/onion, you name it) and grill/fry them, then fill the crevasses and entire top with rice, cheese/sauce on top of that. then i cover (pot lid that fits snugly into bottom of pan) and let the vegetables steam and the rice contacting the pan to fry. its like fried rice made in eskovich style (another excellent 1 pan option meal), keeping the ingredients independent and the vegetables in that delicious charred/steamed state
english breakfast is a 1 skillet meal, aside from beans
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Paella
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>>8767710
Dutch oven filled with
>chopped onion
>sweeter sauerkraut
>shredded potato
>diced apples or apple sauce
>white bratwurst
>caraway
>optional bacon
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Give me one good reason why we shouldn't restore prohibition
>protip: you can't
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it empowers gangsters and makes it difficult to buy booze
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>>8767684
it only empowers gangsters because degenerates like you seek out booze. Prohibition "failed" because degenerates such as yourself were jailed instead of being given an instant dose of lead to the head.
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give me one good reason we shouldn't legalize drugs
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How do I make the white sauce, or something similar, from NYC halal carts?
Every time I try making tziki, it tastes horrible, nothing like the original.
Has /ck/ ever pulled it off?
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>>8767569
Here's a hint: mayo.
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ny halal stands are the absolute most vile memefood in all the land, please stop leaking them outside of your stupid shithole city
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>>8767569
this came up in a recent thread
https://warosu.org/ck/thread/S8731002
some posters specifically mentioned this
https://www.washingtonpost.com/recipes/garlic-paste-toum/14095/
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Fight me
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>no honey smacks
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I can't fight a 12 year old OP, I'd go to prison.
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I can't fight you. You're obviously a child and I'd go to jail for punching a 12 year old
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What'll you have, /ck/?
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can of budweiser
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>>8767528
why is every ipa either 10 oz or 12 oz. i'd turn around and go somewhere else, especially for those prices
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>>8767528
A cherry coke.
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What's a good brand of Hoisin Sauce? Tried Kikkoman Hoisin and it is disgusting.
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Also tried this and it was doubly disgusting.
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lee kum whatever
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>>8767532
Have you tried it? It looks kind of light. Also, 10 bucks a jar. I'd pay that if it's stand-alone tier- i.e.- could be eaten with duck and no other dressing and taste delicious.
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What does /count/ think of this 'za?
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>>8767347
Do they force you to eat this in Hell if you were a glutton in real life?
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>>8767347
still better than pineapple on pizza
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A pizza crust with peanut butter and melted peeps on it could work. PB and marshmellow is top-tier combination.
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Redpill me on wheat bread /ck/. 2017-04-04 03:18:10 Post No.8767331
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Redpill me on wheat bread /ck/.
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Is it really better than white bread? And what are the best brands of wheat bread?
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>>8767331
It tastes better than white bread. Don't know any brands - always went to the local bakeries back in Germany.
That shit fresh from the oven, maaan
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>>8767331
It tastes better IMO, white bread is barely even bread at all. When it comes to bread, buy from a local bakery if at all possible.
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I usually just make my own with King Arthur flour. It tastes better and whole grain flour is definitely more nutritious than white flour.
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ITT: American BBQ
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>>8767243
Just got a 22.5" WSM.
What am I in for?
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>>8767283
that looks weird buy tasty.
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Why is there no sticky? shouldn't we have one with information, courses, recipes and such? Something like this, but verified:
Cooking Ebooks:-
http://cookingebooks.info/
https://www.bookrix.com/books;cooking,id:10.html
Chef Knife selection:
https://www.chefsarmoury.com/pages/how-to-choose-a-kitchen-knife
Recipe Websites:
http://allrecipes.com/
Good Eats torrent:
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/7684385/Good_Eats
Amazon books:
https://www.amazon.com/Jacques-P%C3%A9pin-New-Complete-Techniques/dp/1579129110/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1491274378&sr=8-1&keywords=jacques+pepin+techniques
Youtube:
Gordon Ramsays Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/user/gordonramsay/playlists
Feel Free to add so we can have more resources.
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>>8767238
Because this board is for shitposting and shilling only. No one comes here for cooking discussion and advice.
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>>8767324
I came here for the first time to learn how to cook. Got great advices such as Jacques Pepin, and cooking knives. Hopefully that can carry people to improve on their cooking, or know where to begin
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I support this movement. Watching good eats has been the single most important decision with regard to improving my cooking skills, and it was almost all passive
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What's your favorite alcoholic drink. I'm turning 21 pretty soon, and my dad said he would buy drinks for the party. What should I get?
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>>8767211
Strawberry Daiquiri
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Hard vodka with nothing to mix it with. If you can't wolf it down then you are a pussy and should not be that mans son
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Make jungle juice
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Hey /ck/ what are your favorite garnishes for oysters on the half shell?
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>>8767186
Lemon, blackpepper, hot sauce
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>>8767186
and just a little bit of gritty sand
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A trash bag
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you go down the shore and order a water ice, and it comes out with ice cream and jimmies. what do you do?
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>jimmies
they're called sprinkles you fuck
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>jimmies
Are you from Boston?