>beef is such a shit meat that you literally have to serve it half raw if you want it to be at least somewhat edible and palatable
you can NOT make this shit up.
who else here /pork/ master race?
>pork is so shit multiple religions had to make laws against eating it because it's so awful
who master race /lamb/ here?
>>9383751
>lamb is so shit it has to be imported from a land of dry sandy grass and criminals and spiders and sneak
Who else /for me/ here?
Brace yourself.
Is fish and chips the pinnacle of culinary perfection?
>>9383716
Not quite...
>>9383716
It's up there.
Will britcucks still have fish and chips in 10 years or will it be replaced with more Middle Eastern friendly options?
>>9383716
No.
Why are chefs too lazy to cook their meat all the way through?
>>9383597
Because tricking the customer into letting you serve them half cooked food is fun. Ever herd of carpaccio? Literally raw meat on a plate. I charge 8 times what its worth and don't even have to cook it. Laugh my ass off on every order but idiots will order it because it has a fancy name.
They're all intoxicated. Increasingly on heroin.
Decided to take culinary at my new school, but the teacher is honestly a joke. We literally took ham, spread cream cheese on it, slapped a pickle in the middle, wrapped it up and ate it. I thought I was gonna be learning how to fucking cook like a master or some shit, but even a tard could whip up that disgusting shit. The entire school is pretty shitty too, and the culinary teacher is also the art teacher and she's had us work on the same stupid shitty piece for 2 weeks now, and I'm so bored out of my goddamn mind in that class. We did make some pretty good egg rolls and wontons, but that's only because the school is fucking FILLED to the brim with cancerous weebs, so of fucking course we'd make Asian shit. (Imagine cream cheese pickle ham laying on that platter in pic related)
congrats on your first elementary school cooking lesson
You are expecting a real chef to teach in your shitty school? Think of how dumb that sounds. Schools have NO FUCKING MONEY. Cooking requires a lot of money for ingredients. How many students are in this culinary class? You need to get the ingredients for each of those students. Schools can't afford that shit man. You are lucky to even get to make anything at all. If you want to learn to cook just use the internet and do it at home.
>>9383550
Senior in high school
Hi /ck/!
I made some cookies with my mom. What do you think?
>>9383169
wew lad
how is it even possible for a woman to be so THICC
>>9383186
jewish women are just blessed in that regard I suppose
Does Dennys have one of the best menus?
All times of day/night, can get breakfast, steaks, wings milkshakes etc... not even 5 star restaurants offer that variety and flexibility
>>9383136
usually 5 star restaurants are open like 4-11 pm, who the fuck is even up at those hours?
I always get sick when I order the less popular items at Ihop or Denny's: turkey, steak, wings, etc.
Either those items sit around past their expiration date, or the cook gets angry and spits/cums in the food 'cause they're a pain to prepare.
Best to stick with the high turnover fare: pancakes, hashbrowns, eggs, bacon, burgers, etc.
>>9383166
This. How do updoot on this website?
Would you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5QaH_LvPMk
The video tries way too hard.
Never cared for the mac salad on my plate. Always went with home fries, patties with cheese, and onions and hot sauce to top. Speaking of,
>2:08
>"finishes it with chili"
Afaik nobody calls it chili, it's referred to as hot sauce.
t. former western new yorker living in the south and enjoying god tier barbecue instead
>>9383075
>You guys call chili hot sauce in new york
It's specific terminology to the garbage plate. I didn't get it at first, but I wouldn't describe it as tasting like chili. It definitely tastes like beef simmered in hot sauce, no trace of chili powder or tomato if memory serves.
i don't get it
>>9383000
drug addicts often dont maintain jobs long term.
>>9383000
their above average pay isn't.
>>9383000
$19 an hour to be a fucking cook? That's not bad.
I fucking love apples
What dessert are based with apple?
>>9382968
Apple streusel. Vanilla ice cream.
>>9382968
Apple sauce on Saltine crackers.
>>9382968
Apple Pie
No one actually likes this shit, right?
Of course not
Then again, not everyone is 12 like you
>>9382924
I like it a hell of a lot better than that red licorice garbage.
Licorice exist to make children hate candy.
I need dinner ideas. My partner is a picky eater and I'm an inexperienced cook who gets anxious the moment I look at an oven.
I'm trying to get better, but I need some ideas that he will eat too. To give you some perspective, his picky eating is so bad that he's going to a doctor to get checked for an eating disorder.
> Meat is good
> Sugar is ok
> NO FUCKING FRUITS
> NO FUCKING VEGETABLES
> Unless it's steamed broccoli or raw carrots
> Spicy is bad but heat is ok
> Pizza ok and pasta ok
> We had dumplings at a chinese restaurant once and he didn't cry
> Garlic is good. Onions are cunts
He likes cheest, but I fucking hate it. If your idea involves cheese, I'm desperate enough to try it anyway.
>>9382921
A match made in heaven
>>9382921
Chicken breast. Steamed broccoli. Brown rice. Get /fit/. I assume you're a gay couple?
>>9382965
Nah. I'm a shit housewife, and he's just acting like a faggot.
I'm going to Puerto Rico for two weeks in a few months. What should I eat when I'm there?
>>9382905
you better try everything while you can, because we're going to build a wall.
>>9382905
They do chicken and pork pretty well, and have some flavorful rice and bean dishes as well.
cocaine
>don't live in south
>never had a Moon Pie
>randomly one day local grocery store gets some in
>oh cool,might as well try one it's less than a dollar
>dry as fuck
>graham cracker part is not crunch, more like something in between cardboard and sawdust
>chocolate and mallow is not very sweet
I don't get it
this is supposed to be some amazing desert?
would not buy again
>>9382861
Moon Pie brand moon pies are disgusting. Somehow asians are better at making moon pies
Midern moon pie is shit
They were amazing in the late 90s
Now they're just cheaply made with who the fuck knows ingredients to keep them lasting forever on gas station shelves
Most of this board is too young to have had twinkies before they tasted like stale chemical cardboard
>>9382861
It's supposed to be a shitty sweet you eat as a kid and grow up eating them because of nostalgia.
Not something talked about too often here.
How do you organize your fridge, and what do you think are the best methods for doing so?
For the longest time I just tossed my vegetables in the fridge still in the bag I used to purchase them at the store. I'm thinking there's a better solution...
>>9382854
Meats and produce on the bottom. Drinks in the middle. Condiments in the doors. Random on the top (butter etc).
>>9382854
how long do those strawberry's last?
>>9382854
By the time you get to the bottom of one of these jars it will be rotten mush
I bought a ton of basmati rice. What can I mix with it in a tupperware to make my lunch breaks worth it?
>>9382807
Uhh.. chili? Curry?
>>9382807
chicken tikka masala or any indian flavor. You can find premade sauce jars in international aisle at your grocery store. Lentils also go really good with rice.
>>9382807
You could also saute fresh veg in olive oil or sesame (even better) til tender then add in some soy sauce cook for 1 min more.