Thoughts on my new AUGYMER?
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>>8773336
The fuck is that electrical plug there for
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>>8773336
It's quite dirty for being new
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>>8773336
Looks comfortable. I'm over the asian blades after ~7 years of professional use. I been eyeballing the Wusthof Classic Ikon for some time now.
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>italian cooking video on youtube
>read comments
>"Sorry, we don't eat this shit in Italy"
oh okay then what DO italians eat? because it seems like those faggots comment on every single italian cooking video
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Chinese food and McDonalds. Italian "Food" is actually just British and coastal American
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>>8773307
>every single italian-american cooking video
ftfy
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>>8773317
post some """""""""""real italian"""""""""""" recipes or videos then bucko
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Brit food thread boiz
I'm British and I cannot stand any of our national dishes. why are we so uninspired when it comes to cooking?
can we as a community put our heads together and attempt to create better British cuisine?
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>>8772945
Fish and chips is amazing when done right.
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>>8772950
This is probably the dish from our country that I love the most served with new potatoes and wilted greens.
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>>8772945
Leave it up to the immigrants. The Indians and Pakistanis will make your cuisine great again
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What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
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>>8772413
Their white chocolate-raspberry truffle is no joke. Holy shit. It's like your first handjob and your mother's firm but gentle childhood scolding wrapped into one nostalgia package. It's that good.
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is rum raisin just eggnog?
Because I see rompope ice cream written as "rum raisin" for english only cunts.
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Haagan dazs is literally the only brand I will ever eat
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How good a cook do I have to be to duplicate this?
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>>8771875
Fucking nothing. A shit cook can make that. Can you fry eggs? That's basically the only important skill going on there.
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I bought the red habanero version of that sauce based on /ck/s reccomendation, turns out its not that bad at all
>I feel for viral marketing
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>>8771881
Yea it's basically fry egg, arrange other shit on bread. EZ
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Despite being under 30, in good shape, and eating mostly chicken and breads, my cholesterol is apparently at a dangerous level.
What are your favorite meals that are relatively low cholesterol?
and dont say bacon and eggs you dicks
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I eat a few vegetarian meals every week. Lentil curry and vegetarian chili are my go-tos
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>>8770651
your problem is probably the bread, some people find carb consumption affects their cholesterol levels
eat more veg and whole grain bread instead of white
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>>8770651
unsaturated fats from avocados and nuts etc. lower the "bad" LDL cholesterol.
If you don't get a lot of those in your diet, you should try em.
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>I'm on a paleo diet, like the cavemen
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>>8775953
You eat fossils?
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>>8775973
cavemen didnt eat fosscils
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>>8776030
Technically they did.
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How do I make my standard Frank's Buffalo Redhot Wing Sauce as thick and as a creamy as McDonald's buffalo sauce? I've never seen a buffalo sauce that was as thick as McDonalds's, and I want to try some.
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>>8775886
Pour a bottle of franks into a pan
Drop in a stick of butter
Heat up and mix together
Die an early death
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Add franks to mayonnaise...because thats all that crap is.
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>>8776031
Thats standard buffalo sauce...except youre doing it wrong.
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what would you add to this to make it taste better?
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Semen
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The trash can.
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>>8775609
a little chicken bouillon, pepper, maybe a dabble of some kind of hot sauce
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LGBQT branded restaurant opening
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Hottest concept ever. Brought to you by TGI Fridays and the Prudential mutual funds investment group, international.
Write our menu, /ck/
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>>8775505
Blaine's Pride
Leafy greens and unique fruits lovingly tossed in our world famous Blaine's handmade white sauce. Vegan friendly, gluten free.
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"The Crying Game"
Fish Tacos with a small Chorizo Sausage inside
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A chicken taco, but it's actually a pork taco.
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>waitress approaching table
>hi i just want a wat-
"Hello my name is Madison and I'll be your server today,
Today we are featuring a Smoked BBQ Chicken, Slow roasted and smoked over applewood, juicy and tender. Served on artisinal garlic focaccia bread, with our garlic lime aioli, cherry-raisin chutney and your choice of hand cut sweet potato fries."
>can i get a wat-
"Our seafood special is The Workman’s Platter: Our Delicious Homemade Shrimp Salad Sandwich topped with Boston lettuce and heirloom tomatoes, on a brioche bun, served with waffle fries and coleslaw, as well as a cup of our delicious clam or fish chowder"
>thanks, but i just want a wat-
"our featured appetizer is Enochi Eggplant, Grilled Asian eggplant, tossed with minced chicken, shrimp, scallion and onion in spicy lime sauce"
>wat-
"Can i start you out with one of our signature beverages? We are featuring the Sparky’s Minty Margarita- Muddled limes, simple syrup and mint leaves. Patron Blanco, Grand Marnier, and a splash sour mix, as well as Coco Skellington- Bacardi Rum, Creme de Coconut, lime juice, orange blossom. Topped with crushed ice and orange zest."
"So, what would you like to start with today?"
>water please
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ok sir, be right back
>im ready to ord-
>waitress walk away and doesnt return for 10 minutes
Why are restaurants like this?
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They aren't. That's never happened to me and I doubt it has to you and if it did, probably not more than once or twice. It's good you took the time to cry about it here though after we had a hundred post thread about the exact same thing yesterday. In fact I'm sure you can still find the thread and shit your diaper there
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30% tip MINIMUM
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>>8775398
>spends all his time on 4chan
sorry tubby, didnt see that thread i was working.
I'm going to 7/11, you want anything?
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can you tell the crackhead outside that he owes me $32 and a blowjob?
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>>8775375
Get me a large slurpee, mostly coke with a cherry layer on top.
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Pack of yellow spirits and a diet Tonic water
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>Scientists finally invent a way to consume tasty things without calories
>Turns out they're more fattening than regular, sugary things
What did humanity do to deserve this? Seriously. Can we just not enjoy things without suffering some other way?
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If you don't have self control you get what you deserve
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>>8775276
Damn what a shame. I thought these were the real deal. I buy 2 every night at my job and think I'm doing something good. Guess I will just stick with the nasty plain sparkling water kinds then.
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hows it worse then coke for you? i mean i feel queasy after drinking one.
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whats for dinner /ck/?
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I had a whole chicken, put inna oven. It was dry and tasteless, but the skin was buried in black pepper. The mashed potatoes was similarly dry, devoid of any ingredient except potatoes. The mushy peas were indeed mushy and indeed peas, however, they weren't quite as mushy as I would have liked them. They were more.. Dark green punctured-balloons-peas.
And the gravy was literally made out of some kind of "just add water" gravy tablet thing.
In short, I am not enjoying my trip to England.
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taco bell as usual
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A hot dog
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Anyone ever made lecso?
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>>8775141
I tried to, but the recipe I found online turned out to be a recipe for mustard gas.
Never again do I cook things I find on /ck/
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I mean it's kind of your fault if you assumed that medieval Hungarians had quick access to ammonia and bleach
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>>8775141
my mum makes it all the time
I've had it today actually, it was pretty nice