Favorite meal?
>not sure
>bolognese is okay I guess
>>8774161
That is the most disgusting looking """bolognese""" I have ever seen in my life
Yeah dude that's ball sack naze
>>8774169
>>8774182
Is this better?
Anybody have regional soft drinks they're fond of? Here in Michigan they make Vernor's which is pretty much ginger ale but different. Good shit.
>>8773967
>drinking your calories
>it's not alcohol
Not sure how widely they're distributed, but this stuff is from my city and all their stuff is pretty good
this is literally the goat australian soft drink
r8
>>8773621
torture
>>8773621
Looks good could use more pineapple though
>>8773621
Where did you get your time machine from?
>buzzfeed
>imagur
Also you're a colossal faggot.
I like food with an element of assembly or interactivity, like fajitas. What other dishes are similar in that sense? Please don't say steamboat, because steamboat is for faggots.
Steamboat
>>8772569
>fagboat
Yeah, no.
>>8772566
Injera and veggies/tibs.
ITT: God-tier dipping sauces
>>8771870
No more references to rick an morty OP, I already suck that show to much, and just to clarify, this is the God-tier sauce
looking at the ingredients its just ketchup with soy sauce
Are chopped beef sandwiches a thing outside of Texas?
What in Christ's name is a sandwich
>>8771814
It's just two little pizzas squished together.
>>8771810
You mean chopped bbq brisket sandwiches? Of course you can get them outside of Texas. Goddamn, ya'll need to travel more.
ITT: Simple cheffy meals you like to make at home.
Please, Spring weather is coming and I need recipes.
>>8771399
I don't think anyone understands "chefy"
How do you stop rice sticking/burning to the bottom of a rice cooker?
>>8771391
This is a good question
Rinse your rice. Three times minimum.
Buy a better rice cooker.
How the fuck are you supposed to eat this without making a giant disgusting mess of it, yourself, the table, and your health
Are there any other foods out there that piss you off because they're impossible to eat with any level of etiquette?
>>8775216
Ice Cream isn't OTT, it's OLDD
>>8775216
>How the fuck are you supposed to eat this without making a giant disgusting mess of it, yourself, the table, and your health
with a spoon you incompetent fuck
eat a sandwich you skinny bitch
>>8775216
Depends, are those straws or pocky?
Also they all look delicious.
ITT: Grocery list.
>milk, whole, 2 gallons
>lentils, 5 pounds
>rice, 2 pounds
>chicken breast, 10 pounds
>kale, 8 pounds
>broccoli, 4 pounds
Repeat weekly.
>>8774562
>eating the same shit every week
God it must suck to be you
>>8774562
>milk, whole
As opposed to half a milk?
>>8774576
Underrated
>order extra cheese pizza
>get no cheese pizza
>too shy to take it back
cute!
>>8771880
You better be a girl.
>>8772807
i'm not
Pic related
I realize IPAs are supposed to taste/smell more floral than your typical lager, but tasting like soapy dishwater is fucking unacceptable.
Only got this swill because my friend thought it looked cool.
Ya that and lagunitas are the worst beers ive ever drank
Oh and boxer by mountain crest too,
Flying Monkeys isn't an acquired taste. It's essentially 4 year old brewed toilet water.
>>8767828
Thank you!
Like I said, I only got this because my buddy thought the packaging looked cool. I gave him the "you fucked up" stare, first sip in. We poured the whole fucking 6 because nobody even wanted to take it home from the party.
>"I love coffee!"
>orders large coffee with 15 pumps of syrup, whipped cream, filled more than halfway with milk
>frappuccinos
>people that call frappuccinos coffee
>assholes who complain about cappuccinos being "too foamy"
>slobs who can't walk two steps to the trash bin to throw away their trash
fellow wage slave foods-service workers, what's your pet peeve?
>>8762403
Most espresso is 80% milk or more. One shot of espresso is only an ounce. What, you dilute your espresso shots with fucking water for your baby palate? Instead of cream which doesnt kill the shot?
>>8762456
What I'm saying is that people will get drip coffee or espresso drinks, fill them almost entirely with milk, and then get like 10-15 pumps of syrup, completely destroying the coffee flavor, then brag about how much they "love coffee".
Not food service explicitly, but a cashier at a grocery store
>"Hi, I have flyers to price match with!"
>Either blurry screenshots of prices on computer monitors or crudely forged flyers
>"What do you mean you can't give it to me for that price?!"
>Customer shows up
>"Hi, did you find everything you needed today?"
>Bewildered look
>Turns out customer cannot speak a fucking word of English
>Customer comes with a bag of something from the bulk section
>"Oh, I needed to write the number with it?"
>Have to waste time finding it
>Customer comes with literally 200 items
>In the express lane with a limit of 20 items
>Mondays
>Because for whatever reason my store feels the need to bus in seniors and retards to give them shopping days
>"Is this dairy free?"
>"Is this organic?"
>"Is this gluten free?"
>"Is this ethically sourced?"
>"...Yeah"
There's more
Not sure if this is the right place, but where can someone buy horse meat in the US? I want to try it, but I cant find it anywhere, and the only online retailers that seem to have it are British. I'll settle for jerky if anything. I'm in the SF Bay Area if that helps
pic unrelated
It's pretty much illegal, give up
>>8776997
its really no different that cow. i lived in mexico and ive had i.
Import British beef, they keep putting horse in it to cut costs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRL0Wu5ZX1Y
>>8773553
>made from scratch
>has all the store bought ingredients with him already
how the fuck can you even cook a hot meal in that weather properly that way, outdoors even
he does things one at a time, surely the chicken would be cold as fuck after the buns get done, what more when its time to put it all together