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I just bought this slick-ass pb&j spreader because I saw my boy Heston Blumenthal had one. This thing spreads pb and j like a king.
I keep it in a mason jar by the door to the kitchen so that everytime I walk into flavor town I can easily place this limitless tool into my front shirt pocket for quick retrieval should I need to spread something or gingerly plate even the smallest part of a dish. I dont know how I survived so long without one. Tho upped my cooking game to a new level.
Why don't you own one of these cu/cks?
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Before you ask... Yes, I did by the full Heston kit off amazon. It also included the fine pair of tweezers in the pic. I also keep them in the mason jar, and they ride along in my shirt pocket too. Indispensible for the modern cook, in my opinion.
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>>8781371
what a fag
sage
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>>8781394
I don't think you understand. This thing is fully offset. You can't attain this level of culinary precision with anything less than the ateco ultra.
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How do I eat 4000 calories a day and not gain any weight? I love to eat. Pizza, chinese food, french fries. I just don't want to get fat. How does one have it all?
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>>8780730
Heavy exercise. Like, extreme exercise. And it can't be 4000 calories in carbs like pizza, either.
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Exercise. A lot.
NFL players and bodybuilders regularly eat 5000+ calories a day.
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Move, a fucking lot
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What is the most god tier fruit in existence and why is it raspberry?
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I have some canes in my garden; only a small patch but I harvested 7lbs of raspberries from them last year.
There is nothing like picking a fresh, ripe, raspberry, warm by the sun, and eating it there and then. All other fruit pales in insignificance.
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Wrong.mp4
Cloudberries > Raspberries
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>>8779906
>god tier
>not grapes
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Join me for lunch, anon?
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Do we roll dice for the water?
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>>8779636
i got a 3
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>bars on the windows
uhhhhhh
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How do I make grilled cheese? The oils always burn the bread before the cheese melts.
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>>8778183
oils?
What the fuck are you oiling?
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>>8778183
I don't understand hpw you could even do that with wellgreased bread, but I guess you could just use a lid
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>>8778186
I use a mixture of olive oil and vegetable oil on the pan too dilute the strong olive oil taste
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can you legitimately fillet a fish?
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I can't imagine how you'd illegitimately fillet a fish.
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>>8777731
i can fillet a fish
i dont know if my technique is legitimate
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>>8777736
by making a mess out of it
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What distance is acceptable to drive for fast food? 2017-04-08 03:44:20 Post No.8785447
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What distance is acceptable to drive for fast food?
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I feel like if you drive more than 6 miles to get fast food you're a loser, what's the limit for you?
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>>8785447
>having a car
>driving
Grubhub or ubereats, farthest I am willing to go is my door to answer it
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>>8785467
how much do you weigh?
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I'm not willing to travel more than 2 minutes to reach fast food.
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Let's try Military Rations! 2017-04-08 01:56:34 Post No.8785030
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Let's try Military Rations!
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I plan to spend some time in the backwoods of TN next week, and in addition to my usual supplies I thought it might be interesting to include a few MRE's for those times when real cooking isn't an option or I want to conserve water.
So I bought a case of 12. The reviews are rather mixed but here goes nothing! I'm a pretty big food geek but I like to keep an open mind . . . . let's see how these taste!
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Last time I had an MRE it was great. Pasta with some sides that I can't remember. Is that a legit MRE? Mine was in a foil packet and you crunched it in half to cook it, my friend had it left over after he served.
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These particular MRE's come from MREStar, a company that also produces the real deal for the US Government. They're not completely identical to the ones given to the troops but very, very close.
Comes packaged in a very tough and dense waterproof plastic pouch. Supposedly it can be "torn" but you WILL need scissors or a knife.
This particular version is a vegetarian entree, cheese tortellini w marinara sauce!
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Nice man enjoy good luck out there, don't let Charlie get you
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ooooo, oooo ooo I need a gyro!
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Literal blatant unapologetic shilling.
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>>8784895
The commercial is pretty funny.
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>>8784890
Fucking killed me when I first saw it. Not as funny now.
WTF is the sweet potato doing?
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>>8784851
gene splicing
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Why do IPAs taste so bad I feel like I've been jewed
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childish palettes can't handle bitter flavors
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>>8784759
what the fuck is that supposed to mean I love dark chocolate this shit tastes like you ground root bark and mixed it with soap and ethanol
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It's here. What should I smoke?
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>>8784592
Newport's because you're cheap.
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>>8784596
It's a 400 dollar smoker, bud. People win competitions with it.
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Try various fruits, report back with results.
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how do i into wine?
is it even worth it or should i just stick to beers?
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>>8784475
Don't do it, anon. You'll become a pretentious swine and start using terms like "bouquet" and "mouthfeel"
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Stick to beer. Wine is overrated
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>>8784475
Riunite and Sutter home are superior. Thats all you need to know about wine bro.
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I think it is about time we change the name French fries to Belgian fries. Seriously, if you want to eat good fries, come to Belgium. The French stole our culinairy pride, we want it back.
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Heaven is gold and brown. Know it.
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Britain here, those are chips.
Don't make us fight a country that's scared of fighting.
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>>8784342
Belgium has, by far, the tastiest carbs on the planet.
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what's a non-gay six pack to get at a store like walmart (so no hipster shit)? I like angry orchard cider but I feel like a fag buying it. Also don't want any of the shitty beers like miller or coors. I don't really like beer in general so ideally something that doesn't taste like asshole which is why I normally go for the cider
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buy coors and deal with it you fag
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>non-gay
>cider
damn boy, who dropped u on the head
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>>8784067
dos equis is pretty sweet for a beer, get a lime too