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Food faux pas only nobody else enjoys but us. 2017-04-09 11:38:03 Post No.8793114
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Food faux pas only nobody else enjoys but us.
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Pic related
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>>8793114
I like dipping carrots into A-1 steak sauce.
The combo of sweet and savory really gets my noggin' joggin'.
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>>8793120
sounds pretty good
i mix canned tuna and salsa together and eat it with nachos
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Maple syrup on eggs. Started as an accident, became delicious
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Alright /ck/
I am going to make my first pizza and
gonna go shopping for some ingredients right now.
What steps/tips/tricks should I follow to ensure a delicious cuisine of cheese,crust, veggies, and meat?
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Just buy a pizza nothing you make will compare.
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>>8793109
Veggies?
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I hardly make it because of the cost but it's a wonderful deep dish
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How often do anon pop corn micro wave?
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>>8793012
Never. Shitty snack
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the microwave is broken
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>>8793012
Last time I pop corned a microwave there were sparks everywhere.
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help me /ck/
I've been thinking about buying a charcoal grill, pic related.
I'll mainly be using it to make grilled chicken breasts, smoke beer can chicken, and make atomic buffalo turds or bacon wrapped chicken and things like that. Also, some kebabs and occasionally grill some veggies or steaks. Smoke chicken wings too. Maybe smoke a turkey one year and chicken and pork butts or shoulders and i'll try some ribs one day too.
I live alone and it's just me in a single level apartment with no porch or balcony, so i'll probably keep it inside when not in use because theft.
Should I buy pic related and get the smokenator or something similar? I'm pretty much sold on it but can't help but feel like i'm missing out on something else. This will be my first grill purchase.
Share your experiences and wisdom, /ck/.
Weber Mastertouch or the original premium model?
Will beer can chicken fit on the top grate (not the warmer) with the lid closed? How many could I fit at once? I think 2 will, but I love that shit and can eat 2 in one day.
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What are smoke chicken wings? Are they like 1 large fry? Why can't americans speak English?
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Just get a standard Weber.
They have improved the design so they are more portable and can even be used indoors.
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>>8792722
>I herped
>and I derped
> and I fuckin went full retard
Honestly though, I thought it was interesting and worth a shot one day. The flavor could be wonderful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg4BCF8-Odc
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What kind of sauce should I get with my nuggets? I usually go with ranch but I want to mix it up a little bit
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do they still have the spicy ranch? that shit was bomb
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>>8792529
No, they've got ranch, 2 different types of BBQ, honey mustard, hot mustard, buffalo, sweet and sour and a sweet chili one right now
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inb4 Szechuan sauce
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Why do autists do this? Wiping off some of the grease isn't going to make it any better.
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I mean if we're being technical atleast half of that is going to be oil my mass so there is probably tangible change in the amount of calories after the dabbing
if you do it you're still a faggot who is ruining the pizza, the best part is that grease
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Obligatory "do Americans really do this?"
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>>8792364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA
yes
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Baking: the art of the men 2017-04-09 08:01:19 Post No.8792205
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Baking: the art of the men
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fact: making bread is one of the most manly things a man can do.
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>>8792205
Then why did the only guy I knew who could bake like a god cut his dick off and start wearing pretty dresses and fuck all the boys
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I would make my own bread if i wasn't intolerant to gluten.
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>>8792205
I have never seen a more insecure man in my life
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Halo Top ice cream is the new meme
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>280 calories per pint
genius marketing desu
anyone who buys pints of ice cream know what they're getting into
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>>8792006
ikr. Who wants to eat mostly air
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tfw you have no problem eating only 70g of ice cream at a time
GOD TIER
Fritessaus
TOP TIER
shitty fake nacho cheese
tartar sauce
Thousand island dressing
spinach dip
GOOD TIER
sour cream
mayo
Asian peanut sauce
MEH TIER
barbeque sauce
honey mustard
ranch
SHIT TIER
ketchup
sirachia
[spoiler] tip top secret tier [/spoiler]
[spoiler] my homemade dipping concoction tested over years and perfected, sosimilar to fritessaus [/spoiler]
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>>8791574
I dip my frites in Cayenne pepper sauce. Crystal brand being my favorite.
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>>8791581
too spicy
fries need a rich flavour
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GOD TIER
Salt
Pepper
Vinegar
KINDERGARTENER WITH LOW FUNCTIONING ASPERGERS TIER
Everything else
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I don't know if this is the right place to post this.
I eat so terribly I'm worried I'll have a heart attack when I'm 30. I'm extremely picky, pretty much everything tastes disgusting to me. I eat fast food everyday. I'm not fat or anything (actually pretty skinny), and I lift, but I'm worried I'll have health problems later down the line because of this. I've thought about going to a therapist or something, because I feel like how I eat will make me die young.
I just want help but I don't know what to do. And no, it's not as easy as "just eat better!". I've tried, if I force myself to not eat fast food and other shit foods, I just end up going hungry. How do I get help? What do I do?
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>>8791558
Just go to a therapist.
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>>8791558
If you eat fast food every day then you've just conditioned yourself to like the high levels of salt and fat and such. I guess one place to start would be don't get sodas but drink water with each meal
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>>8791564
Should I really? I wasn't sure if therapists dealt with cases like this, but only extreme ones such as someone only eating lollipops or something
Also will any therapist work?
>>8791567
I could do that. Would lemonade instead of water work? Idk water with fast food has always been weird, but if I need to do that I can
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What does the average 4chan user eat?
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4chan user?
Probably copious amounts of fast and processed foods.
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>>8791552
I bet you'd have a hard time finding a pattern
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Today i ate some uncooked ramen and a bowl of oatmeal.
Over the last year this beer has become extremely popular in Norway.
Have you had it, if so what do you make of it?
I think one or two can be refreshing in the summer, but its so fruity I don't know if I really consider it a beer.
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1664 is a good beer
But your drinking in the islamic republic of norweigistan which is absolutely haram
Reported to the shariah police
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My gf drinks it. I don't think it tastes anything like beer.
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>>8791465
I hate wheat beers. just my personal taste
How much do you spend a day on food?
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Probably an average of 7$
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$0 because I am poor.
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Married, and spend $100 a week, Canada-bux, on groceries to feed the two of us. So, $50 a person per week, or around $7.14 a day per person.
Most expensive items are meat/eggs from Costco, which we balance with buying at the discount groceries stores to load up on almost-expired groceries.
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You take off the bun and see this.... 2017-04-09 04:57:22 Post No.8791362
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You take off the bun and see this....
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Do you continue to eat it?
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>>8791362
Sure, its probably just veins anyway.
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>>8791362
Maybe the animal had an alcohol problem?
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>>8791362
I probably expect it because I'm sure this is some garbage fast food bullshit, so I eat it anyway
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I bet most of you talentless pussies wouldn't last a day working at Jiro's.
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>>8791129
this is a bad shitpost
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You're right. I don't speak Japanese, and I have no kitchen experience.
>And since I do not have access to it, therefore, logically it follows that it's shit.
>t. Sour grapes fag
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>>8791129
>talentless
No talent required. Very rew of these guys are chefs. They're just cooks. It's all practice, practice, practice, tradition, tradition, tradition. No creativity to it. Make the sushi on the menu and you win.