Hey /CK/ i brought some chicken on Thursday, made slices in it to aid my marinade, then left it out on the side waiting for me to deal with it.
Got drunk and forgot about it until the next day when i put it in the fridge. Left it there until today, when i get it out it has a really mild chicken ammonia smell but otherwise looks fine.
Iv stuck it in to soak in salt water which is not really done here (UK), so hoping that will help and then thinking ill make Jerk Chicken as i already made the marinade.
Am i going to die or get very sick?
>>8819372
Was it in a salt based marinade or just sitting out? At any rate, just make sure it's thoroughly cooked and you will probably be OK. Having said that, I'd probably toss them but I'm not strapped for cash. If I were on a really tight budget, I'd probably eat them.
>>8819372
its probably be insanely disgusting and mushy, since even slightly acidic marinades ruin the texture if applied for more than a couple of hours
>>8819372
don't worry
you won't die op
just eat it
salmonella is overrated and poses no threat at all
Favorite Easter candy.
wholeheartedly agree, anon
>>8819108
Lindor Easter eggs> Halal monster food.
those little eggs with the almonds in em
What are the best frozen meals? I need to lose weight.
>>8818815
Drop the soda bottle and cans of Chef Boyardee you fat fuck. Pick up apples, oranges and bananas. Whenever your mom goes out don't ask her to bring McDonalds or KFC home.
Put down the fork, pick up some weights. Cut out as much starches (That's pasta, breads and grains like rice, quinoa and oats) as you can because they're fucking bad for you unless they're brown or whole grain. Start going outside instead of posting on an anonymous mongolian throat-singing board. Walk somewhere. Don't buy junk food on the way.
>>8818815
Eat less
>>8818818
Frozen/canned/boxed meals are absolute garbage. Start cooking things for yourself. Breakfast? Egg sandwich with a glass of milk to wash it down.
Lunch? Salad.
Dinner? Grilled chicken with a small portion of rice (you can treat yourself with soy sauce if you haven't cheated by now) and boiled asparagus or steamed broccoli. Knowing what you're eating and exercising semi-regularly is a good start.
I'm a service champion at Taco Bell. Taco Bell thread?
Also, fuck you if you sit at the drive thru window after getting your food
I'm a sandwich artist at subway and fuck you
>>8817804
Mayonnaise isn't paint
>>8817840
And tacos aren't swords
>Go out to restaurant
>They don't have a vegetarian option
>realize I'm a normal person who can eat meat
>order non-vegetarian option
literally a non-problem.
Is this a "feels good man" thread?
Sounds like a great place free of faggots.
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
>>8816764
Thai Curry
Spicy Garlic
>>8816779
Second this
I have a working interview tomorrow and have no experience with professional dishwashing. However I've been put on permanent dish duty for 13 years and can polish just about anything in the house now to a mirror finish if it isn't completely burnt shit or polymerized carbon. Any tips for an industry virgin to completely slay the interview? Tricks, videos, guides, safety and health tips, so and so? The place is more of a sandwich bar but they say they're looking for a full time dishie, so what should I expect?
>>8809932
I salute you dishpig, you'll always get the first beer and meal of the night, if your employer isn't a shit.
>>8809932
if you just show up every day they don't give a fuck. that's more than most dishwashers.
get a different job. dishwashing is hell.
>>8809961
Doubtful that will happen. It's a lunch spot and closes before dinner. If I get the job I don't think I'll be doing as much work as in a regular restaurant. There seems to be room to help out with prep though and the hours are good, but I suspect I'm going to be given all the bitch jobs in the kitchen because the place doesn't use much tableware.
there's an old fashioned place in my hometown with an actual soda fountain "grill." this sign has only changed fractionally (mainly for cost) in the decades that i've gone there.
what do you order?
here's the full lunch menu
idk what the Bologna special is but I want a Patty melt sub Bologna for the patty, sub Pimento for the Swiss. Suck my ink wage cuck.
>go camping with friend who knows i enjoy and am good at cooking steak
>friend buys steaks even though i said i would be in charge of it
>it's thin as fuck, soft, pale gray, meme fed, and incredibly overpriced
>"i got extra thin so it would be easier to cook"
>easily the worst steak i've ever eaten
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS SHIT?
Steak is the biggest meme food around.
calm your nipples friend, its only seared beef.
>meme feed
Grass fed cows are a meme now?
>>8823348
Believing grass-fed cows are anything other than absolutely normal is, yes, a meme.
Redpill me on milk. Is it actually bad for you?
Milk is great for you. Plenty of protein and calcium. Very important for muscle growth and strong bones.
>>8821902
ss + gomad
Gotta drink big to get big
>redpill me on X
Too much is bad
Too little can either kill you or be ideal
Consult your friendly neighborhood Google for correct dosages, then follow up with actually peer-reviewed studies if the results seem to be contradictory.
Anyone else lost a lot of respect for this fuck after he started going out and hunting birds and killing them with his bare hands?
Stick to cooking, you right-wing fuckhead.
Apparently he also dives for his own giant crab and has learned how to fish and hunt and shoot boar and other venison in the US. Props to him, any faggot can buy his food in the supermarket.
>>8820021
>makes 1 attempt at hunting a crab for himself in a televished show where he has 100 staff around him ready to rescue or help him in any way
lol please faggot don't pretend this jackass is on the same level as a real hunter who kills and cooks for necessity
No, why would that matter? Fresh meat is best meat.
I lost respect for him because his shows are fake and rigged as fuck.
Are you ready for $20 "artisanal" bison hotdogs in brioche buns?
>>8825354
Yes.
>>8825354
So I guess this is what hipsters are tacking next after tacos
>>8825401
>tacking
They're hotdogs not yachts you dumb fuck.
Hello there, here is my story.
Constant lurker on many boards, try to learn a little of everything.
Have been looking for a job but no luck, looks like i have to survive until thursday.
2 days and $9.05, looks preety bad. Need some of that good knowledge, thanks.
Been thinking of full-on pasta and sausage...
>>8825289
I've done this a plenty of time. I just get Walmart $1 loafs and eat straight carbs. Maybe grab a spread for your bread.
>>8825289
A dozen eggs + ramen, maybe? Depends on egg prices locally
>>8825289
>2 days and $9.05
That's not bad. Grab yourself some rice and some dried red beans.
This absolute fucking GARBAGE DISPOSAL on the one, the only pure food item there is?
How could the do this to glorious pizza?
>jimmies very fucking rustled
>entire grape tomatoes
i crave death
>>8824990
>zhoosh
>we'll zhoosh your pizza
Please don't zhoosh my pizza.
>>8824990
This is something out of a sci fi horror flick
what is the best kind of rice and why is it basmati
>>8824506
>he's clearly never had jasmine
seriously though it depends on what your doing with it. Thats why there are different kinds. Kinda like pasta.
>>8824512
nah basmati is like better jasmine
but jasmine is still better than most other ones
Side dish: Jasmine
Pilaf/Covered in sauce: Jasmine or Basmati
Jasmine wins