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>>8840615
most people in America know what hushpuppies are. they're common anywhere cheap seafood is sold. the only exceptions might be the great plains and the upper midwest, both west of the Mississippi. But nobody lives there, so who gives a shit about them?

>>8840624
I can confirm that people in minnesota know what hushpuppies are.

>>8840624
Ohio too. Fish fries are a big deal during lent

Beerfags like most beer
Winefags hate most wine
Liquor drinkers hate our - I mean their - lives

>>8840782
>Liquor drinkers hate our - I mean their - lives

I know this feel :(

>>8840782
this is accurate
I was definitely happier when I drank beer instead of the hard stuff

Fruits, vegetables, nuts, seeds, tofu

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>>8840484
Alright mate, very clever, but what are some of your favourites for snacking on?

I'm a regular snacker on chocolate, biscuits, crisps, and I try and replace them with healthy snacks when I can

Pistachios is another one. Fucking love pistachios.

>caring about the opinions of a contrarian echo chamber

>>8840256
who's dick did you have to suck?

I order that shit well done EVERY fucking time and it comes with half-raw crust.

>>8840259
Hating Dominoes is not contrarian at all. Normies take the piss out of it all the time because it tastes like plastic dipped in butter and expired ketchup.

What do you honestly think, you retard

Yes.

>>8840007
>Diluted

hahahahaha

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>he isn't drinking a gallon of milk a day

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>me trying to care

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>2 liters
What a scrub. As hard as I work, I have to 4L or more to stay properly hydrated.

Sage is so underrated it's ridiculous.

If any of you faglords grow your own I'd like some tips, every other thing I've ever grown in my garden grew massively except sage and I need more of its deliciousness.

>>8839372
You cut me deep, Anon. You cut me real deep just now.

>>8839341
sage, rosemary, basil, oregano, thyme, dill, coriander,.. for starters
But I use a lot more because I'm quite versed with herbal teas and remedies.

>>8839116
Ewww.

Eel is tasty af. Too bad freshwater eels are critically endangered and shouldn't be eaten. So many unagi places everywhere when I was in Japan.

>>8839131
>So many unagi places everywhere when I was in Japan.

You know the vast majority of those serve farm-raised eels, right?

>>8837546
"Tip kek" faggot you can't liquify garlic

Toast sandwich. Nothing like the satisfying crunch of a slice of toast between two slices of well-seasoned bread.

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>spread mayonnaise on bread
>put bread on pan, mayonnaise side down
>put slice of cheese on bread
>sprinkle shredded cheese
>add minced onions and black pepper
>place another bread with mayonnaise on top
>cook like a grilled cheese
>dip in spaghetti sauce

>>8836777
Grilled cheese or turkey and mustard for quick sandwiches. Turkey, cheese, lettuce, and a little mayo if I'm feeling fancy.

Kombitcha tastes like what I imagine the pooled up liquid at the bottom of an alleyway garbage bin tastes like.

Fyi: kumbacha sold in texas has no live organisms. They have to guarantee the ABV before placing on shelves and for that no more fermentation can occur

Thus you are buying a bottle of dead bugs

Blame texas. Not the kombucha producers. Its ridiculous and they re working on a solution

>>8834198
Do you have a source for that? I've done a little searching so far and I can't find anything that dictates it can't have live organisms in it.
I'm not calling you a liar or anything but if this is true I would rather not spend any more money on it

>>8834089
What the fuck did I just watch

>>8834089
That is the stupidest piece of single purpose garbage that I have ever seen

700 dollars for a wifi connected juicer that requires single serve packs that are 5 bucks a piece
Only a literal retard would ever think of buying this

>>8834089
i emailed the richest friend I had in college to see if she had one.

yup. this is a product for people who have seasonal furniture and house staff whose only job is to manage the other house staff.

>>8824999
Just stop

Cool for people with celiac, useless fad for anyone else. There is zero scientific proof that "gluten intolerance" is a real thing, or even that it is healthier.

>>8824999
>>8824999
I wan't going to reply to you, but cmon man those are some sweet trips.

Gluten free bread is dry, flavorless and crumbly. Never eat it unless you genuinely have celiacs

have a big mac with it

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>>8820391
Pure water is perfect. There is no way to improve it.

>>8820391
water tastes different depending on the minerals
you could purchase some highly mineralised water or filter yours if you want a lower mineral content

I'm so proud.

I hope you enjoy your meal.

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Water is almost boiling.